It’s Kpopalypse here, the expert on all things Australian, to help you people who are struggling to relate to Australian k-pop idols! All of your important information about Australia is right here!
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Kpopalypse is back to unravel another mystery of k-pop! Read on for all the trufax as k-pop mysteries are demystified!
Moonbin’s death is a big thing in the news right now. Tragic, right? Of course we’re all very upset about this horrible incident, me included. Having lost several friends and even a partner to suicide, the issue is quite close to my heart. However finding exactly the right thing to write about someone’s suicide on a k-pop website is hard. Kpopalypse is here to give website owners a hand so they can maximise their web traffic heartfelt and entirely appropriate feelings of mourning during this awful time.
Look at this picture of Moonbin. One image is worth a thousand clicks.
It’s the return of the only k-pop related awards that matter – time to check out who is slapping who for alopecia jokes at the 2022 Kpopalypse Awards!
Those of you who are regular readers of Kpopalypse dot com have probably noticed that I like writing fiction from time to time, and that I can write a bit, and as many readers will know I’m now working on a full-length novelisation of the most recent Kpopalypse fiction “Show Me Love” so writing fiction is very much on my mind right now. However I know it’s also on the minds of my readers – over the years many such readers have asked me “Kpopalypse, I write fiction stories but they kind of lick crusty assholes, how can I write fiction stories and make them better?” This post contains all the useful things that I think are important to know about and that I like to keep in mind when writing. If you follow it, it may make your stories better – or maybe it won’t. Read on and find out!
It’s time for Kpopalypse to look back on his predictions for 2022, and make all new predictions for 2023! Come with Kpopalypse for a look into the crystal ball of k-pop!
While we live in a divided world that is full of disagreements, controversy and division, there are some things in life that all decent humans can agree are just wrong. Murder, rape, molka, nuclear war, the sample that plays at the start of most GroovyRoom songs, all of these things are universally recognised as morally reprehensible by all except the most fiendish degenerates of society, but now we can add k-pop teasers to this list. Read on and discover the true horror of k-pop teasers!
No doubt most readers of this website have heard about the recent tragedy in Itaewon where over 150 people died in a crowd crush incident. Knowing about this awful incident has made many of my readers concerned and asking questions such as: how can I ensure my safety at an event, and not die in a crowd crush? This post has the answers, read on as Kpopalypse talks all about crowd crushes and venue safety!
In order to respect ADOR’s wishes to not see people “try and make a point by putting words in the mouths of minors in a provocative thumbnail”, all visual NewJeans meme content at Kpopalypse.com is now cat content instead. Thank you for your understanding.
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