Kpopalypse answers: things to do with kpop photobooks

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Every day many people search the Internet and find themselves on Kpopalypse blog as a result. I receive daily summaries of all Internet searches that direct people to kpopalypse.com through my website’s sneaky stats-collection machine, which tells me what the Internet is really concerned about underneath the surface. While most of these results are predictable, sometimes a query comes through that is just so unique and compelling that I have to address it:

In this post, Kpopalypse explores the question – things to do with kpop photobooks!

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8Aug2019

Kpopalypse’s guide to dating busty women for Kang Daniel to use when dating Twice’s Jihyo

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Important dating news recently rocked the world of k-pop, as Wanna One’s Kang Daniel was revealed to be dating Twice’s Jihyo. However, does Kang Daniel really know how to handle Jihyo? I think it’s important that Daniel treats Jihyo right, so rather than leave everything to chance, I thought I’d lend a hand with a little bit of help. If you’re reading this and you’re not Kang Daniel, or also not someone else who is dating a girl of Jihyoesque proportions, then this post isn’t really for you so feel free to consider reading it strictly optional. Kang Daniel and other interested parties, read on!

Fig. 1 – Jihyo

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19Jun2019

Kpopalypse’s super-basic easy-to-follow and not at all condescending guide to k-pop for people who have only ever heard of BTS

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Perhaps you’re a longtime reader of Kpopalypse blog, or a veteran k-pop fan who knows all about the groups, songs, boys and girls, business deals, shadiness and trufax of k-pop. If so, you can probably stop reading right now because this post isn’t for you, and in fact you may even find it slightly condescending (which is a long word that you might have trouble spelling, that means “talking down to you like the dumb cunt you are”). No – instead, this is a fresh new post for all those new fans who have just gravitated towards k-pop because BTS are a thing and have heard that BTS might be a k-pop (but also might not be). Let’s read on and discover all about this wild crazy new thing called k-pop!

If I insert a picture of BTS here (I’m pretty sure the above is a picture of BTS, Google Image Search told me so), hopefully you’ll click on the article and then you’ll click on my advertising. Hey it works for Billb… oh wait, I don’t have any advertising on this site. How am I supposed to farm BTS fans for ad revenue with no ads? Clearly I haven’t thought this through.

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