Things Kpopalypse dislikes in music – R&B

Regular readers of the Kpopalypse roundup series and also the best/worst lists for each year have noticed a pattern forming.  Kpopalypse generally dislikes k-pop songs with R&B influences.  Why is this the case?

Not liking any particular musical style is of course completely fine and requires no justification.  However for those who would like to hear some reasons anyway for their prurient entertainment purposes, I have collected them below.  I hope you enjoy this completely self-indulgent post where I shit on one of k-pop’s favourite genres.

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Kpopalypse’s mysteries of k-pop: Kyla’s weight

Ever since Kyla from Pristin debuted, I’ve been receiving lots of questions about her.  Obviously interest in her is high because she’s part of Pledis’ hot new girl group Pristin as well as the new Kpopalypse sidebar girl for 2018.

It’s no secret: I am very unashamedly ideologically pro-Kyla.  I’m fed up with all these stick-skinny idols and I would like to see more Korean pop idols debut who look like Pristin’s Kyla, I believe that all idols should obviously strive for a healthy weight range such as the one that Kyla exhibits and this would contribute greatly to the health of the k-pop industry overall.  However, is my belief correct, or am I full of shit?  How much does Kyla actually weigh?  How can I request other idols to copy her weight if nobody even knows what it is?  Also, is Kpopalypse telling the truth that Kyla’s weight range is actually healthy?  Time for Kpopalypse to unravel the MYSTERIES OF KPOP and answer the burning questions that no other k-pop website dares to touch!

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