Have you ever wondered what the fuck music reviewers are talking about when they discuss music genres in k-pop? When is a piece of music one genre and not another? Are these writers and journalists just pulling these music terms out of their ass or what? It seems that many of you in fact wonder a lot about different music genres because I get questions all the time about it. Of course, you could look the answers up on Wikipedia if you wanted, but what Wikipedia won’t give you is the k-pop connection and k-pop music examples. That’s where Kpopalypse comes in! If you’ve ever wondered about how to tell your pop from your rock, your ska from your reggae and your hip from your hop, then this is the post for you!
Vocals in k-pop. Everybody wants me to write about it, but there’s not a lot to say because nobody with a brain cares. The reasons why nobody with a brain cares are:
- A good singer’s good vocals don’t make a bad song any better.
- Most k-pop vocal performances are faked on some level so assessing them is like complaining that the bunny a magician pulls out of their hat was never really in there.
The first point should be basic common sense to anyone (except vocalfags), so let’s talk about the second point. What techniques are used to get good vocals out of someone who can’t sing well, or didn’t sing well in a particular circumstance… and how likely is k-pop to be using them? Let’s find out! (Spoiler alert: fuckin’ likely.)
Hi everyone, it’s that time again – time for one of those technical posts that you all love. Recently people have been asking me variations of the following question:
Yes I am! If you’ve ever wondered what constitutes a decent production, Kpopalypse is here to help! Read on for all the trufax about good production vs bad production!
People seem to like my technical posts, and for ages people have asked me to write a technical post about rap music just for k-pop fans.
Always eager to please, I have done exactly as asked. Read on and be entertained as Kpopalypse answers all your important questions about rap music and k-pop!
In k-pop the music video is often as important as the song. I’d even go out on a not-very-dangerous limb and say it’s a lot more important than the song in most cases, and for a bunch of different reasons, ranging from building a brand, to building interest in the performers, to product placement, to connecting to global audiences and more. K-pop is at least as much of a visual phenomenon as it is an auditory one, this much is obvious. What’s a little less obvious to a lot of people is how much money and effort is involved, so that’s what this post is going to discuss… hopefully in a way that doesn’t bore you to shit.
What makes a music video “cheap” or “expensive”? How do I tell which is which? Attentive readers will note that one of my recent Nugu Alert posts touched on the topic of video expenses. However I didn’t go into a lot of detail in that post, and I’ve been getting requests to write something more in-depth about music video costs ever since, so here we go.
Inquiring minds wish to know the differences between Korean pop and pop from other countries. What are the differences? How much has one influenced the other? Is it true that one is superior? Why haven’t I posted any images of T-ara girls in tightly-fitting school uniforms lately?
I keep getting asked about this type of shit so here’s another one of those posts where I wrap some vaguely educational information up in my usual snarky blogging style and shovel it down the throats of a bunch of drooling, shambling Koreaboos. Please enjoy.*
A while I made a post that discussed various technical aspects of vocals from an audio engineering rather than a singing point of view, because inquiring k-pop loving minds wanted to know all about vocals and there really aren’t any other posts that I’ve seen out there in the k-pop fan’s world that tackle vocals from any point of view other than either a fan’s or a singing teacher’s perspective. In the vocal post I discussed the technical ins and outs, and I also asked if people were interested in a similar post about the backing tracks and instrumentals of k-pop. As it happens, some of you said that you would like a post like that, so here it is. Be careful what you wish for, hey.