Blackpink, they paved the way, not your oppars.  Deal with it.

Hey, do you remember The Rose? Actually neither does anybody, including their own label, who seemingly forgot they even had The Rose on their books at all until they got a lawsuit to remind them that they exist.

Everglow test out the durability of the new active camouflage glitter blanket for the South Korean military.  You can do it, Everglow!

The systemic problems in k-pop keep on rolling on just as I told you all that they would, with ANS being one of the latest casualties. Of course nobody will ever do anything about it because everyone is distracted with the celebrity circus aspect, cancel culture and rating the morality of idols on some kind of sliding scale instead of actually looking at the big picture.

Oh another k-pop plagiarism controversy with Seventeen in it where’s my valium

If Mina’s looking for something to do to keep her mind off depressing negative thoughts, I think she should do what I used to do when life was shitting me off and join another band. Playing bass in bands is cool, the parts are pretty easy in most rock songs, you get all the girls/boys, and if someone tries to bully you you’ve got a 5 foot long weapon in your hand you can slap them back with.  One well-aimed hit with one of those butterfly-style tuning pegs is enough to give a bitch a hospital visit, don’t ask me how I know this.

The problem with dialing the police in Australia on a rotary phone like the one in this image is that the number for police here is 000 and that takes ages to call because the rotary dial has to spin all the way around for each digit. Fortunately in Korea it’s 112 which is a lot more viable and saves precious seconds as I’m sure Yellowbee’s Ari found out recently.

These days to be in a k-pop controversy you don’t even need to DO anything, it just needs to be someone that you know. Imagine if you could get embroiled in career shit like NCT’s Yuta just because of what one of your friends did. Wouldn’t that make you the biggest cunt of a friend ever, you’d be running around all the time in complete paranoia: “don’t say/do x, you’ll make me look bad!” Of course we all know what friends are like – that type of request would obviously inspire them to act up even more just to fuck with you. I can’t imagine all the shitty things my “friends” would have done on purpose just for laughs when I was younger if they knew I was going to be the one to cop all the shit for it.

Remember how I said the other week that unless the systemic problems with bullying and power relationships in the k-pop world are prioritised over cancelling some individual’s career, that there will always be another Jimin, and everyone cried and shat their pants? Well sur-fuckin-prise, cunts, it’s happening again, and it will absolutely continue to happen.  Cancelling the bully and then saying “well that’s all fixed, then” is like putting a band-aid on a leg amputation.

If your label ran with this as a promotional photo even though you were supposed to be in a “rock band” you’d be mad at your CEO too.