Enjoy what’s left of your career, Netizenbuzz.

Can some more k-pop girls who are attractive say something racist or something so I can use them for the scan-dol of the week instead of some ugly dude like NO:EL? Come on Han Seo Hee isn’t it about time you got into some more high-profile shit, I need more pics for my Twitter DP.

Okay so last week I scared away half my readership with that picture of Winnie The Pooh so instead here’s some friendly grass mud horses instead of Ryan S. Jhun or whatever other ugly loser is having a problem lately.

Xi Jinping looks like one of those effeminate swag boys if you ask me. He’s not censoring k-pop, he’s just removing the competition in preparation for his comeback.

All those fans who keep writing “step on me” and “treat me like your toy”, you’d think they’d be a bit more understanding when someone like NCT’s Lucas actually takes them up on their offer. Who understands k-pop fans?

iKon’s Bobby just decided that he doesn’t need fangirls anymore, which is hilarious and great. Who’s the lucky wife? Han Seo Hee? Chuu? Moonbyul? That girl from ThreeJob? Put guesses below!

Look it’s aegyo YG oppar, uwu

Those who remember the band days of AOA will remember that Mina was totally cute on the bass. Of course she was bullied by the guitar player, doesn’t that always happen. Stan Mina for all SNS-loving bass players everywhere. Bass player rights.

People often talk about annoying left-wingers on social media pushing people to the right, and that’s a true thing that can happen, but it also works just as effectively the other way around. I’ve been getting lots of boring pro-incel anti-feminist conspiracy-up-the-ass antivax far-right troll content sent to me lately so I’m just going to start hard-stanning Mamamoo now until they learn their lesson. Here’s Solar, Mamamoo singer and possible bias of Korean archer gold medalist An San.  We all love Mamamoo and An San.  Go Korea!  Insert random left wing slogan here!

I-LUV’s Minah apparently just won the legal right to talk about her bullying without being bullied even more just for opening her mouth.  Which took about a year.  The k-pop world is lovely, isn’t it.