Pristin’s Kyulkyung enjoying the sun probably somewhere in China very far away from Pledis’ offices. Stay sun-smart!

Wonho is back, well in time for 2020’s objectification surveys.  Rejoice, fappers!

If you’re someone who only reads Kpopalypse each week for the snarky roundup where I shit on all your k-pop faves in two sentences or less for no reason other than my own entertainment, I highly recommend that you head on over and read my interview with Fiestar’s original sixth member Cheska, where she talks about her experiences in the group with an extreme realness which is rare among anyone who has experienced the world of k-pop first hand.  This picture is from Cheska’s Instagram and is great, it nearly ended up in the interview post itself, but I felt like the confidence of the workout photo made a better statement.

They say that some wrestler punched out Jay Park because he didn’t like a translation, but I wonder if JYP was sponsoring the event and getting revenge by proxy. That, or the wrestler has actually heard Jay’s back catalogue.

I got VIXX’s Hongbin to help write me some song reviews this week and he’s happily obliged.  Can you tell the difference between the reviews written by Kpopalypse and by Hongbin without reading about his scandal? It might be more challenging than you think!

In Australia, “cactus” is slang for when something is broken or non-functional, e.g “this BTS CD doesn’t play anymore because I scractched it up when using it as a drinks coaster, it’s cactus”. Hopefully A.C.E aren’t too “cactus” after their recent “superglue incident”, whatever that means. Not model plane building mishaps, presumably.

It’s no surprise that Moonbok is a bit of a player douchebag, so is every guy who grows long hair and gets into music, I should know.  What do you think they’re doing it for.  Of course it doesn’t work out as well for most of us as it did for him, long hair is actually a bit divisive and most women don’t prefer it, probably because it (rightly) triggers their fuccboi spider-sense.  I wish someone had said that to the teenaged me so I didn’t have to wait until nearly 23 to lose my virginity.  Wisdom of hindsight, eh.