Actually, it was me, I dated Jennie. Okay, it wasn’t actually Jennie but she did look like Jennie a whole lot, even had a similar accent and facial expressions. Of course it didn’t last, I mean a prince wasn’t even on her list… but hey, she was a nice girl and still is.  I still stan.

I’m fairly sure that the dog was okay with being in this photo, but after finding out what I now know about Bassagong, I think we should just check to make sure.

Openly gay k-pop singer Holland was attacked this week. Holland might be gay, but anti-gay violence is gayer. I don’t even mean that sarcastically, homophobes who lash out physically are often trying to push the gay away because they’re in denial about their own latent gay feelings. It’s the gay on the inside that they really fear, more than the gay on the outside. Anyway, Holland stay winning.

Trap is no fun. Trap endangers the lives and happiness of millions. It must stop. We appeal in particular to the youth of today. Stop the madness! There are better things in life

Next time Mirae drop a video I’m going to run a competition to see who can do the best version of “Dohyun-face”.  (And yeah I know I’m late to the party here but hey there’s been a lot going on)

OMG oppress me EPEX oppars in your sexy jackets, I rescind all my human rights uwu

Kim Garam from new girl group Le Sserafim is apparently a real caonima! If HYBE doesn’t end up debuting her, I might.

Gosh I hope whatshisname from BTS quits that dirty habit. He should be concerned about his health. Smoking is for boomers who can’t figure out e-cigs and homeless people only, he should at least switch to vapes if he can’t go cold turkey.

I always used to hate playing ZE:A on the radio because I’d have to fill out the logging sheet and I could never remember if it was ZE:A or Z:EA. I wonder if Junyoung’s drunk ass remembers where the colon goes any better than I do.

Ex-Baby Boo and sometimes Rockit Girl collaborator Dayul (right, with Rockit Girl’s Leeseul who is also ex-Baby Boo left) talked about her old group getting sexually harrassed recently by “event staff”. People might be wondering how normal this is. Well, as it was “event staff” and not “the agency”, this likely means every girl group who ever worked with those staffers got exactly the same treatment. Multiply that by the amount of events that usually are put on per year by such event companies, and then multiply that again by the amount of people with that mindset who are probably working in those kinds of positions in Korea, and there’s your number. Do you still want to be a k-pop? No wonder these girls switched to the independent rock scene instead, where such creepy servitude is less tolerated (and there’s better music too ahem).