Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 10/5/2021

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

I know this isn’t very politically correct, but new YG CEO Hwang Bo-Kyung (pictured left) kind of mrs tbh. I know being attractive isn’t really her role, but if I was an employee doing some lower-rung job like changing coffee filters and she ordered me into the boardroom and told me to pull my pants down as some kind of new employee humiliation ritual (which I totally would believe goes on at YG if some anonymous insider told me) I’d probably just happily comply with it and then ask if there was anything else I could do for her.

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Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 3/5/2021

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

If A.C.E’s label want to make some real money forget about cryptobullshit and just get the boys to do A2 size pin-up calendars like the firefighers do in Australia because our government is too stingy to fund public services, clear land properly or fight climate change so shit just burns to the ground all the time. Sorry, that got boring and political real quick, didn’t it. Just look at the legs and try not to think about it too much.

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Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 12/4/2021

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

This is how Apink’s Chorong looks at me in the dreams I keep having when I bring her bread back from the corner store but it’s five minutes after she said she wanted it and it’s already cold. Then she ties me up by the ankles, drags me out to a secluded lake at night and runs over my body with a jet ski.

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