So apparently Hyoyeon has DJed at a club where some people were raped. She’s got that in common with Blackpink songwriter Loren, and also with Kpopalypse for that matter. It’s really common for bad shit to go down at clubs, that’s why most pro DJs just do their gig and then split ASAP afterward, they are just there for music and don’t want to get involved in the craziness. Unless you only DJ church weddings you’re always going to be rubbing shoulders with the criminal underworld at DJ gigs… wait, who am I kidding, religious people are the most crooked of the lot. Welcome to the music business, sorry, I mean welcome to life in general.

In relevant k-pop news, I’ve heard that Momoland’s Nancy has recently become very interested in politics so hopefully her new interest works out for her.  We could use some real leadership these days, that’s for sure.  Go Nancy!

Elkie starts on her new career harvesting hallucinogenics from strange plants, hopefully that works out to be more profitable for her than being a CLC member.

BTOB’s Ilhoon is our final scan-dol for 2020, depicted here showing fans how to make a rollie that stays together for hours using a simple sticky-backed envelope.

Someone needs to tell Iron that a Kpopalypse “positive post” is a one-time-per artist deal and that he’s already had his turn so he can stop trying so hard to get on a second time, it’s not going to happen.

Can you feel the Christmas spirit?  Chungha is getting into the joy of giving, let’s hope the presents spend 14 days in quarantine.

These guys just got nominated for an award that only ever goes to lame, middle-of-the-road safe soft as shite garbage and they didn’t even win it, which totally surprised me. Better luck next time kids.

Korean awards shows may all be rigged, but at least my objectification surveys can still be trusted for true voting integrity – and you don’t even have to pay to vote in mine!  MNet needs to get with the program and learn a thing or two from Kpopalypse.

I did not proposition her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not proposition her. I did not.

Was it the drug use? Was it the sexual assault? Actually I think it was his cameo in “Try Not To Have Gay Sex With Yves 2: The Return Of Not Having Gay Sex With Yves” which finally caused the authorities to say “enough Yoochun is enough”.