Korean awards shows may all be rigged, but at least my objectification surveys can still be trusted for true voting integrity – and you don’t even have to pay to vote in mine!  MNet needs to get with the program and learn a thing or two from Kpopalypse.

I did not proposition her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not proposition her. I did not.

Was it the drug use? Was it the sexual assault? Actually I think it was his cameo in “Try Not To Have Gay Sex With Yves 2: The Return Of Not Having Gay Sex With Yves” which finally caused the authorities to say “enough Yoochun is enough”.

Himchan doesn’t like drink driving, he just really hates guardrails.

You know, I’m starting to like Irene a whole lot more after all this latest fuss about her. Did she do all that stuff people are accusing her of? Yeah, more than likely. It’s kind of hot though, and it’s certainly more in keeping with her appeal than most of the crap she’s uncomfortably shoehorned into in Red Velvet’s songs. I’ve always had a thing for rude bitches. Funny how all those people who are like “[idol x] please step on me” suddenly get all offended and pretend to be oh-so-morally righteous when their idols actually come through for them and fulfil their femdom fantasies.

Who wants to buy BigHit shares? They’re nice and cheap right now due to the company sensibly not being worth shit due to relying mainly on one solitary idol group that is realistically nearing the end of its life. I’m sure they’ll go up in price again one day though, then you can SELL them to make money and be a SELLOUT, you FAKE FAN, you.

Did you know we can live in a world with no sexual harassment and where working women are always respected? It’s true! All we need to do is ban all fictional vaguely-sexualised PG-13 level portrayals of working women from k-pop music videos, and nobody will ever make unwelcome advances in the workplace ever again (unless your workplace is a brothel in which case good luck I guess). It’s great how solving life’s problems is so easy!  Who knew utopia was so close?

Smart, outspoken, attractive and your best friend in a sticky legal situation, what’s not to like about Han Seo Hee? Nothing, that’s what. She’s probably the sole reason we had Wonho solo comebacks, she probably showed him how to hide the drugs.

I guess Woojin really is a stray kid these days.

Now that you know what you know, search “Fanatics kpop” on Google, go through all the top images, and see how many official photos you can find where the members’ legs are NOT prominently displayed. I’m just imagining group member Sika doing that at exactly this moment, and the penny finally dropping.