Rap groups tend to go harder than solos as a general rule so I’m a bit annoyed about Drunken Tiger splitting up because it now means we’ll probably get three lots of boring R&B solo projects instead of one generally good rap group.

We’re definitely reaching peak Jeongyeon, folks.  Although when I was about 5 years old I was terrified of balloons for no specific reason, so I would have definitely taken the left hand path here.

We all knew Hyeyeon from BESTie was going to have a solo album sooner or later, she’s the only one most people can tell apart.

Female readers please / enjoy this Monsta X pic / save for later use!

April are smiling because they’ve just realised that they’re almost definitely going to get on the favourites list this year. Yes my opinion really means that much to them.  Or maybe – just maybe – I’m joking, and the fact that a Korean group would even know about or give a shit about some snarky irrelevant western blogger is, like, the joke, so I’m actually making fun of myself here in a very self-deprecating style which is common for Australian humour generally.  As you can see, my humour isn’t very funny, but it’s a whole lot less funny when I have to explain how it works to borderline-retards (which isn’t ableist because if you don’t understand the above then you probably actually are borderline retarded so it’s just stating facts really).

Look at this colour explosion from Seven O’clock. That guy in the middle with the black hair isn’t pulling his weight, he needed to go light green or something.  I guess if I was that smug fuckhead from CinemaSins there’d be a little “ding” noise and a counter would go up by one right about now.

I guess because they’re called “Noir” they have to wear all black, so that headgear is some serious over-compensation.