Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 26/10/2020

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s take a look at some new releases!

You know, I’m starting to like Irene a whole lot more after all this latest fuss about her. Did she do all that stuff people are accusing her of? Yeah, more than likely. It’s kind of hot though, and it’s certainly more in keeping with her appeal than most of the crap she’s uncomfortably shoehorned into in Red Velvet’s songs. I’ve always had a thing for rude bitches. Funny how all those people who are like “[idol x] please step on me” suddenly get all offended and pretend to be oh-so-morally righteous when their idols actually come through for them and fulfil their femdom fantasies.

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Kpopalypse roundup – new releases 19/10/2020

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

Who wants to buy BigHit shares? They’re nice and cheap right now due to the company sensibly not being worth shit due to relying mainly on one solitary idol group that is realistically nearing the end of its life. I’m sure they’ll go up in price again one day though, then you can SELL them to make money and be a SELLOUT, you FAKE FAN, you.

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Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 12/10/2020

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s look at some new releases!

Did you know we can live in a world with no sexual harassment and where working women are always respected? It’s true! All we need to do is ban all fictional vaguely-sexualised PG-13 level portrayals of working women from k-pop music videos, and nobody will ever make unwelcome advances in the workplace ever again (unless your workplace is a brothel in which case good luck I guess). It’s great how solving life’s problems is so easy!  Who knew utopia was so close?

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Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 21/9/2020

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

Now that you know what you know, search “Fanatics kpop” on Google, go through all the top images, and see how many official photos you can find where the members’ legs are NOT prominently displayed. I’m just imagining group member Sika doing that at exactly this moment, and the penny finally dropping.

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