I’m not going to be too harsh on Jay from Enhypen, after all I probably know even less about Australian history. I suggest that he hit up ex-AOA Jimin who probably has some Korean history books that he can borrow.

GWSN’s songs didn’t even make enough money to pay rent on their dorm. If you guys think idol debt for C-list groups is insane, wait until you see agency debt…

Surely Ravi’s haircut alone would have been enough to keep him out of the military, do these guys really need brokers?

YG gets acquitted for threatening to kill Han Seo Hee, meanwhile she’s still in jail at the time of writing for smoking less weed than my friends. Small picture because nobody wants to see him any closer up than this.

If you were in NMIXX, you’d probably leave too if you were given songs like theirs. She’s probably on the phone to her therapist right now: “JYP is a surefire ticket to success, they said… It would be as iconic as Wonder girls, they said…”

I spent ages thinking of what to write in this caption space here about Hyuna and Dawn breaking up but then I remembered that I don’t give a fuck. Life’s good when you only care about music.

I’d just like to say that I called it.

I’m being asked about it, so: yes, if you combine Korean “respect your elders at all costs” culture with standard music industry “insert that unfunny Hunter S. Thompson quote we’ve all heard a million times before here” culture, then yes people can get into a situation especially with people came into fame at a young age, where they get continually fucked over and are unaware, especially if they’re making money fine in other places. Mind you, have you actually heard Lee Seung Gi’s dreary music? Perhaps his label were just trying to send him a message.

Isn’t it great how in the wake of the Itaewon tragedy everyone’s very busy looking out for safety at performances… or not.