Aaahahahahahah [insert ‘Big Bang’ jokes here]

K-pop fans are going full Dr. Joe Rogan while debating the nuances of coronoavirus now that Lisa has tested positive for it, seems everyone’s their own epidefuckingwhatsit nowadays. I guess just like other bullshit dumb k-pop fans believe (MR removed videos, vocal analysis results, MBTI) it’s just noise for the most part, but if Lisa starts receiving horse dewormer from her next fan food support rally, we should be worried.

Han Seo Hee told a judge to get fucked and eat a dick the other day, good work. Can she do no wrong? I bet that same judge is revealed in some corruption or sex scandal soon enough, and Han Seo Hee will be proven to be on the right side of history, yet again, just wait and see. Her only misstep so far is not agreeing to Kpopalypse Interview, but don’t worry I’ll be there to pester her about that some more in 18 months.

Rania version 15.0 is having some arguments or something, but if I were the girls I wouldn’t sweat it – staff turnover is so rapid that whoever you’re having a fight with is probably only going to be there a few more months anyway.

Now that Fu Yaning has basically been proven innocent of the shit-stirring people suspected her of, all those motherfuckers who were convinced she was the devil incarnate are suddenly real quiet. The reason why I gave you my edited Girls Planet 999 highlights was to save you watching the bullshit show in the first place so you didn’t have to get sucked into manipulated corporate dick-sucking nonsense, just like everyone did back in Produce 101 days. K-pop fans never learn.

And there goes another k-pop group. Bye bye, Lovelyz, enjoy your newfound contractual freedom (except Baby Soul who gets another few years of imprisonment for her trouble)!

Apparently Giselle lip-synced to “the n-word” on a video and people are upset, but what’s really surprised me about this controversy is, I didn’t know that there were even any songs about Netizenbuzz?

People have apparently been making malicious comments about Sunmi, but given how little encouragement she needs to point guns at people, I would suggest they go for softer targets.

Victory indeed for ex-Momoland’s Daisy as she finally gets paid, earning more in one court case than probably all of AOA, Fiestar, Stellar, Dal Shabet and Nine Muses put together.

Someone was apparently very keen to get Cravity into their cavity recently. If you think that’s the worst joke you’ve ever heard, keep reading.