Kpopalypse’s review of 2019’s jizz-slurping Christmas k-pop slop

Everybody loves Christmas – getting and giving presents, buying sparkly things in stores, bonding with family, annoying Christians with pagan materialism, annoying pagans by stealing their festivals, annoying woke people by engaging in rampant wasteful consumerism and not calling it “happy holidays”, annoying unwoke people by being charitable and kind to strangers, what’s not to like?  Oh that’s right, there’s a bunch of complete fucking bullshit k-pop Christmas songs that get released around this time that are shit and should be thrown into the deepest pits of hell.  Let’s take a look at 2019’s batch of Christmas bullshit for your entertainment!

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The second Kpopalypse compilation of important Honey Popcorn drama reviews!

Shocking news has hit the world’s Korean pop fans – Honey Popcorn is going through some lineup changes.  Miko Matsuda has left the group in order to concentrate more fully on her drama career, and there are plans for new members to be added to replace her.  Now seems like a good time to update Kpopalypse readers on all the important drama productions that Honey Popcorn members have been involved in from the time of my previous drama reviews, up until this moment.

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