Kpopalypse’s site stats, metrics and general nerdy jerking off post for 2020

All k-pop websites give their owners lots of stats, data and metrics, but most website owners keep their data safe and secure so they can then on-sell it to advertisers to shove useless products up your ass.  Kpopalypse however has no advertising and doesn’t really give a flying fuck about licking the sweaty ballsack of some SEO company, so each year I allow you the lovely reader to enter deep into the rabbit hole of my website stats purely for your entertainment!  Let’s take a look at Kpopalypse website stats for 2020!

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Try Not To Have Gay Sex With Yves 2: The Return Of Not Having Gay Sex With Yves

The new Kpopalypse computer game is here!  If you’ve never had gay sex with Yves before, get ready to not have gay sex with her again in this sequel to 2019’s game celebrating Pride month and Loona stans!  Click the image of Chuu and Yves below to be taken to a page where you can download the game, in Windows, Mac OSX, Linux and Android versions, plus a play-in-browser version if none of the above work!

Okay so it’s a little late for Pride month, but as you play it you’ll quickly realise where the extra effort went – into frustrating you with fiendishly hard puzzles!  Also note that a “hold hands” version of this game will NOT be coming out, as the content of this game is TOO HOT to dilute for easily-triggered audiences!  Enjoy and don’t forget that a good Chuu is never at rest!  Kpopalypse will return!