Not really following the latest SM Entertainment thing because I don’t really care, but when my book comes out keep in mind it was written just over a month ago, and I have no idea why I’m mentioning this just now because we all know everything in it is completely fictional and just made up by myself.

Apparently Super Junior’s Heechul says some bad stuff but I can’t find a full unedited English transcript anywhere so I don’t even know what it’s about really, just boy group members being dicks as usual I guess. Whatever it was, for the most part Super Junior’s music will still always be the most problematic thing about them.

Damn, I just finished writing my first novel and ex-Lovelyz Jin is out here spoilering parts of my second one before I’ve even started on it! A true caonima.

I’m not going to be too harsh on Jay from Enhypen, after all I probably know even less about Australian history. I suggest that he hit up ex-AOA Jimin who probably has some Korean history books that he can borrow.

GWSN’s songs didn’t even make enough money to pay rent on their dorm. If you guys think idol debt for C-list groups is insane, wait until you see agency debt…

Surely Ravi’s haircut alone would have been enough to keep him out of the military, do these guys really need brokers?