Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 28/6/2021

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

Lovelyz’ Seo Jisoo is one of the latest round of k-pop stars to get COVID. It’s easy to say that kpop stars are young so they’ll be okay, but a lot of these people are pushed to the brink of their health in any case so I wouldn’t rule out the pandemic being a bridge too far for some of them. So maybe just to be on the safe side hold off on the “Ah-choo!” jokes until we know she’s out of the woods so you don’t feel like the world’s biggest asshole in a month (that’s my job).

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Try Not To Have Gay Sex With Yves 3 – in 3D

Kpopalypse computer games are BACK for Pride Month!  Everybody loves a good 3D sequel, and everybody also loves gay sex, and while this game is actually neither of those things, you could still play it if you wanted!  Have fun controlling Chuu on her quest to have gay sex with Yves while you try to make her do the exact opposite – who will emerge the victor?  (Spoiler: probably not you.)

CLICK HERE (or click the picture of Yves and Chuu above) to download in Windows, Mac OSX, or Linux, or just run the play-in-browser version at the same link!

Enjoy, caonimas – and stan Loona!

Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 21/6/2021

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

In 2012 B.A.P had international k-pop fans in the palm of their hand with their great punchy rock-based debut songs. Then they gradually mellowed out into more and more coffee-shop crap and now it all ends in tears 9 years later with the group scattered to the winds and ex-member Himchan charged for multiple crimes and attempting suicide.  Don’t go out like that, folks – stick to rock music, being a good person and keep rocking. Don’t end up like Himchan.  Ballads are no fun.  Ballads endanger the life and happiness of millions.   It must stop.  We appeal in particular to the youth of today.  Stop the ballads!  There are better things in life.

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Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 14/6/2021

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

The shittiest thing about bullying accusations in k-pop is it completely changes the type of images that come up in any image search for the person. All of a sudden everyone starts favouring boring looking sullen, sunken-face type photos that are just drab. Stop being boring, all you other k-pop writers, use the most aegyo photos you can find. Fortunately I grabbed this one of Lia before the court case was finalised, she looks like she’s got a good eye-scratching technique there.

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