Theory #1: EXO’s Chen is probably dating one of my readers. Guess that QRIMOLE advice paid off, hey.  I hope that whoever you are you’re at least on my Patreon, I think riding Chen bareback is worth a dollar a month.

Scan-dol of the week will continue throughout 2020 just because it makes the Kpopalypse Awards so much easier to write each year. I can never remember these bullshit scandals for more than a few days so having some compiled ones handy through the year is useful. Fuck, I can’t even remember what Momoland’s Daisy even did.