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The second KPOPALYPSE list of random girls in k-pop who I don’t find very attractive (but you might)

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People are always asking me about some k-pop girl who I honestly don’t give a fuck about.  The first Kpopalypse list of girls who I don’t find very attractive fulfilled a valuable community service by letting you all know that there was no need to spam me questions about some random girl in k-pop who I don’t care about wearing a thing.  As the landscape of incredibly uninteresting women in k-pop has changed somewhat since the first list was published three years ago, here are now some more k-pop girls that I honestly don’t give a fuck about (even though you might), so now you can stop asking me about them because you will know exactly what I think.  Read on and enjoy – if you can stay awake!

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Kpopalypse answers: why are most k-pop fans fat

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Every day many people search the Internet and find themselves on Kpopalypse blog as a result. I receive daily summaries of all Internet searches that direct people to kpopalypse.com through my website’s sneaky stats-collection machine, which tells me what the Internet is really concerned about underneath the surface. While most of these results are predictable, sometimes a query comes through that is just so unique and compelling that I have to address it:

In this post, Kpopalypse answers the question – why are most kpop fans fat

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