KLITORIS – Sports Chosun journalist of 8 years spills the beans on various k-pop stars

Frustrated that you can’t get an accurate translation of trashy gossip articles that you shouldn’t even care about but you do anyway because you’re one of life’s losers?  Annoyed because the information within your favourite stupid articles about the private lives of people whose lifestyles shouldn’t concern you in any way whatsoever conflicts with the narratives that certain k-pop sites want to portray, and therefore those sites won’t translate any of it?  Irritated by the biased and subtle editorial spin that some translation sites add to their translations?  Time for Kpopalypse to help redress the balance of trufax, with the Kpopalypse Language Interpretation Team Of Ridiculously Important Scandals!

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Kpopalypse’s 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2016

Show me someone downvoting my lists and comments because of “offensive material” or “objectification” and I’ll show you someone with their own private k-idol fap folder who jacks it to their faves in private while virtue-signalling and concern-trolling in public.  My website data collection always proves this beyond a doubt, and so do my anonymous questioneers:

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I know what you want.  Here it is.  Let’s get to it.

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