I guess they’re now “Two’est”. I wouldn’t be surprised if their shitty label actually goes with that crappy title that I thought up in about 0.5 seconds.

Fromis_9’s Saerom saying the quiet parts out loud by accident by admitting she was bored af and sick of bullshit during a broadcast, she’s going to come back with “a more careful and mature image” which basically means “I’ll check that the camera isn’t rolling first before saying what I’m really thinking”.  Of course certain lesser sites could relate to the apparent Hwayoung-tier laziness, but the reality in this type of work is that the reason why people get so bored isn’t because there’s too much to do, it’s because there’s not enough to do.

Apparently noticing Hyoyeon’s tan is racist or something, I guess tan is considered “natural blackface” now. This is good, because if tans are racist, that means outdoor sports must also be racist. Of course, indoor sports is probably racist too (because the racist white-skinned people are too scared to go outside and darken their skin colour) so let’s just abolish all sports forever in the name of stamping out racism, just to be on the safe side.  If just one person is saved from racist taunting due to the total global abolition of sport, it was worth it.

April have disbanded… does that mean it’s May? Didn’t they do this three months too early?