Return of the boob scientist – Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide part 8

That’s right, Kpopalypse is back with another episode of the k-pop big boobs guide!

The Kpopalypse big boobs posts have been running for many years now, scientifically analysing boobs to reveal the trufax, and pretty much all the Korean idols with anything even approaching big boobs have already been covered in various episodes of this series.  Last year I opted out of making a post like this at all and instead brought you some very wholesome pictures of idols and their pet dogs, not because I particularly wanted to be wholesome, or even because I wanted to troll my readers, but simply because there weren’t enough people to justify a boobs post that I hadn’t already covered.  Of course, now that an extra year has passed, there are more eligible entrants, so let’s get down to it and assess the qualities of k-pop boobs!

Some readers may have become suspicious of a possible change in ideology, but don’t be silly – Kpopalypse has always stood firmly on the side of boob appreciation, and always will.  There’s no need for me to write a long boring screed justifying this post or others like it, as boobs themselves are their own justification.  Veteran readers know however that there’s always more than meets the eye with Kpopalypse – these posts don’t reflect my personal preferences, as much as they are about determining boob science, a facet which is becoming rarer and rarer.  It’s no secret that searching up an idol’s boobs these days refers most searchers to dull deepfake sites full of bland, unconvincing Photoshop work and weird multi-person avatars that could be anything, or anyone.  If you knew people were searching up your own boobs on the Internet (and they are, and always will be, no matter how “woke” society becomes), what would you rather them see – a trufaxual assessment of your attributes, presented along with clothed photographs that present you factually and in the most flattering light possible, or an ad-encrusted malware-infected graphic design nightmare displaying your disembodied head crudely computer-stapled onto the naked torso of a random porn actress?  I think it’s important that boob posts devoted to k-pop idols exist that still have real information and real  appreciation in them, and I think that the changing landscape of online smut means that these posts are now more important than they have ever been.

Of course, documenting large boobs in k-pop is a big undertaking and no list anywhere can ever claim to be truly complete.  However I try my best to cover all bases (mainly second base) and bring you all the trufax about k-pop boobs in the world today.  Note that this list will only cover girls not listed in previous episodes, so if your favourite hasn’t been listed here, you may wish to check the following posts to see if they were featured in a previous episode of this series:

Bring the girls out – a friendly and informative guide to big boobs in k-pop

Big boobs in k-pop part 2 – the boobs that Kpopalypse forgot

Big boobs in k-pop part 3 – private parts investigations

Pump up the pearly volume – big boobs in k-pop guide part 4

Just like TTs – Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide part 5

Wrapping it softly – Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide part 6

If you still don’t find your favourite k-pop girl, she was probably left out to annoy you, or she just wasn’t busty enough to make the cut.  Feel free to complain about this in the comments below or on your social media of choice.

The usual rating system will apply.  Here’s a quick recap:

Size: the amount of raw TT on offer, before other factors come into play.

E factor: E is for enhancement – have boobs been pushed up, padded, taken from flattering angles, benefited from certain presentation in dance routines etc?

PS factor: PS is for Plastic Surgery, and also for PhotoShop.  Have boobs been enhanced using these technological methods?

Fanservice: is a bird in the bush worth two in the hand?

Fapability: a combination of all of the above, plus a dash of completely unfair and biased subjectivity that comes naturally with being a k-pop wrtiter.

Without further ado, let’s get started!


 

OLIVIA HYE (LOONA)

Out of all possible contenders for this list who haven’t been covered yet, Olivia Hye has been by far the most requested, and when I say “by far” I mean that probably about 50% of the thousands of votes in Kpopalypse surveys for the last few years in the “who should I include that I haven’t gotten around to yet” question have been just for her and her only.

Probably the only people more keen to see Olivia Hye’s boobs than Kpopalypse readers are Blockberry themselves, who’ve always wasted no time in making sure Olivia has the most volume-maximising presentation possible right from debut days, not to mention putting her front and center of the stage for all Loona’s most risque dance moves so nobody could possibly miss their efforts.  And to think some oversensitive k-pop fans call me creepy – I’m just the one pointing it out, Blockberry are the ones actually doing it.

Thanks to Blockberry being as morally bankrupt as they are financially bankrupt, Olivia has been seen many times in many different environments showing very consistent volume in every case, so we can be quite certain about our rating here.  The most puzzling thing about the requests for including her in this series is that I’m frankly amazed that any of you even needed any help with this.

Size: 8

E factor: 8

PS factor: 4

Fanservice: 9

Fapability: 8


 

DAHYUN (TWICE)

While some of the requests for various Twice members are just annoying and obviously the result of sheer delusion, those requesting Dahyun might actually have a point.

Much like Olivia, Dahyun has quite broad shoulders which is generally a good indicator of larger boobs being natural.  No doubt her clothing choices are definitely enhancing the effect, but Dahyun is often seen to be consistently busty among a great many different clothing styles.

I would go as far as to say that Dahyun is as busty as Momo, but it’s just not as obvious because their physical frames are very different.  Also Dahyun’s unique and slightly unsettling take on k-pop aegyo is very much at odds with Momo’s more sultry look, and I think this causes people to underestimate just how much volume Dahyun is packing.  I feel that a Dahyun should not be underestimated.

Size: 8

E factor: 7

PS factor: 3

Fanservice: 7

Fapability: 8


 

SAEROM (FROMIS_9)

This episode’s delusional “what were you people even thinking” entry is Fromis_9’s Saerom.  It’s very clear that in the few photos where she actually looks busty, it’s at least 50% the clothing choices doing the work.

Put her in an outfit that doesn’t provide as much bulk due to the fabric, and it’s clear that Saerom is about as curved as the underscore in her group’s name.  Of course there is absolutely nothing wrong with smaller boobs (many of those who get in my personal bias list are on the smaller side), but that is not the topic of this post. 

Consider this your regular reminder that this series is “big boobs in k-pop” not “small to medium boobs in k-pop that some readers just happen to like a lot”.

Size: 3

E factor: 7

PS factor: 2

Fanservice: 5

Fapability: 3


 

JISUN (FROMIS_9)

Talking about Jisun however makes a bit more sense, as she at least gives a reasonable impression of being busty, even if that amount of bustiness varies considerably.  Contrast the photo above with the one below.

It doesn’t help that sightings of Jisun that present her boobs flatteringly are extremely rare. Fromis_9 are definitely not a fanservice-friendly group overall, very much falling into the new-school line of thinking with k-pop group presentation which is “if it doesn’t look exploitative, it probably isn’t, we promise, you can trust us”.

If it was six years ago, Jisun would probably be thrust into AOA-style miniskirts, but these days everyone’s scared that you might notice that their indentured slaves are making no money and would rather just not have the association and pray that you think they’ve left those practices behind in the second generation (they haven’t).  So we probably won’t get a fanservice improvement any time soon here.  I’m fine with that as long as Jisun is getting paid, but she’s probably not getting paid either.  Oh well, just remember that I called it.

Size: 7

E factor: 5

PS factor: 2

Fanservice: 2

Fapability: 7.5


 

JOOE (MOMOLAND)

Often overshadowed visually by others in her group, several readers have pointed out the potential of Momoland’s Jooe.  is Jooe’s bustiness one of k-pop’s best kept secrets, hiding in plain sight all this time?

Jooe’s bustiness varies quite a bit depending on clothing choices.  While not one for showing cleavage, she’s pretty fond of enhancement with bulky clothes, and her general minimum volume levels are indicated by the picture above which is one of the least-bulker photos I could find, even though she’s still wearing a bra which always provides extra size.

I don’t think Jooe is on the level of groupmate Ahin as she might appear to be in some pictures.  However I think there’s some validity to her being considered on the larger end relative to k-pop idol group members in general.

Size: 6

E factor: 8

PS factor: 2

Fanservice: 4

Fapability: 6


 

SUNMI

A lot of people have thought that ex-Wonder Girls soloist Sunmi might be quite busty, is it true?

I suspect that Sunmi is just excellent at presentation.  Most of the pictures where she does appear to have volume are official promo or modeling photographs, which you can’t trust – other pictures that are taken more candidly by fans reveal clever clothing choices but less volume overall.

Sunmi is very skinny in general so any sort of clothing added to her wiry frame tends to bulk everything out.  Definitely a case of the camera lens adding volume, she definitely benefits from this.  I don’t think I was wrong to leave her out of previous years’ boobs posts, but it’s worth acknowledging her now given that as a soloist she’s definitely stepped the presentation up a few notches from Wonder Girls days.

Size: 5

E factor: 9

PS factor: 2

Fanservice: 7

Fapability: 6.5


 

BIBI

K-pop soloist Bibi has been blowing up in popularity lately, which is great news for her, but how “blown up” are her boobs?  Inquiring minds wish to know.

Being someone not strictly from the idol world, Bibi doesn’t pose in traditionally fanservice-friendly ways, however she does take an excellent photo and there’s also ample video evidence out there of her having some boob volume.

Look at that fourth button down, hanging on for dear life.  We should all pay our respects.

Size: 8

E factor: 5

PS factor: 1

Fanservice: 6

Fapability: 8.5


 

LEESEUL (ROCKIT GIRL)

Anyone who has been a reader of Kpopalypse for any length of time will be quite familiar with Leeseul, who definitely has earned her place in the boobs posts due to her steadfast commitment to fanservice.

However it might surprise readers to know that I don’t think Leeseul is as super-busty as she appears.  Yes she is definitely on the above average side, but she’s also using every trick in the book to get the absolute most out of what she has.

This isn’t a negative observation – quite the opposite, I respect the amount of effort that goes into providing faps, which is why Rockit Girl consistently get coverage in the Kpopalypse roundup bonus video section.  Leeseul is definitely someone worthy of your support.

Size: 8

E factor: 8

PS factor: 2

Fanservice: 10

Fapability: 9.5


 

KERRIGAN MAY

Korean rapper Kerrigan May is so dripping with “I don’t give a fuck” vibes and relentless bitchstare mojo in her videos that it may take a while to notice that she also appears to be quite busty.  You could be forgiven for being too scared to look at all, lest she subsconsciously detect you being a perv and deliver unto you the bitchstare of judgement.

However once you notice, it’s hard not to continue to notice, especially as Kerrigan May is pretty good about wearing very complimentary outfits.  I suspect no surgery has taken place only because her boobs hang fairly low, which is not a common characteristic of surgical enhancement.

Even when in “swanning around in white lace by the bed” mode Kerrigan May still sports the cleavage, as well as still secretly looking like she’s planning a murder.  Definitely someone with a healthy caonima attitude, regardless of anything else.  Readers might be too scared to fap however, this would be understandable.

Size: 8

E factor: 5

PS factor: 2

Fanservice: 9

Fapability: 7


 

QUEEN WA$ABII

The boob science team has been hard at work here at Kpopalypse dot com trying to work out if Queen Wa$abii may have had boob surgery.

After careful study, the opinion of the science team is no.  The giveaway is the above picture, where the left (her left) boob is noticeably bigger than the right boob.  A discrepancy in boob sizes almost always points toward natural boobs, because during surgery doctors will even up boob sizes when performing enhancements (or reductions).

There may yet be more data to consider in future images and videos.  But I will provide this extra image just to be sure.

I’m reasonably sure about this.  Probably.  Fortunately Queen Wa$abii is pretty good about providing research material, so if more data comes to light we should know it soon.

Size: 10

E factor: 6

PS factor: 5

Fanservice: 10

Fapability: 8


 

DJ SODA

However, I’m going to go with “likely surgery” fo DJ Soda, simply because I watched tons of DJ Soda footage for this post, where she dances around to the beat (for some reason, instead of actually DJing) and not once did I see a boob jiggle.

It’s tough to determine, as she does also wear some pretty industrial-strength clothing at times, so she’s getting a lot of help there as well.

However even when clothing choices are fairly threadbare, she maintains the firmness, this is generally a sign of surgical enhancement.  Fortunately, nobody really cares about people with “DJ” in their name, unless they’re part of a rap group, so let’s just move on.

Size: 9

E factor: 8

PS factor: 8

Fanservice: 7

Fapability: 7


 

VELVET

We will finish up this episode of the boobs series with Velvet, clearly the premier v-logger and content creator in Korea today.  She is not a k-pop, but she is an important Korean cultural figure, and I know how much my readers love Korean culture. 

Many readers have wondered if her boobs are natural, and I can tell you with confidence that they definitely are.  The boob viscosity demonstrated here is definitely typical of natural boobs, as is the amount and type of sag which is typical of natural boobs of this size.  I don’t know how well she went in this Miss Maxim contest, but if she didn’t win I’d like to know who the winner is, maybe it’s that orange crayon.

You should definitely support her over at her YouTube channel, and no she didn’t pay me to say that, nor would she need to – sending you over there is its own reward.

Size: 10

E factor: not required

PS factor: 0

Fanservice: 10

Fapability: 69


That’s all for this post!  Kpopalypse shall return!

6 thoughts on “Return of the boob scientist – Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide part 8

    • whoops – mixed up the dates; 1st pic she’s 17 (190802) and 3rd pic (191210) she’s literally just turned 18, i’m sure there’s other big booby pics you can post for her where she isn’t still a kid though 🙂

      • The fact that you even had to go and check this, and then you got it wrong and had to check again – is hilarious! Anyway I swapped it out just for you, with a pic that actually has a date on it, so you can be super-sure that your boner is meeting a sexual moral standard that you can’t even detect. However just to make sure the point isn’t lost, if you click the new pic I’ve added another picture of Olivia from back when Blockberry first started sexualising her.

        • thank you so much. i’m very grateful. you’re a morally upstanding citizen 🙂 also, i don’t disagree with any of your commentary about bbc sexualising her since the second she joined the company. i just think it’s best as fans not to contribute to it (though it’s naive and honestly insulting to refuse to acknowledge it -they’re the skeeves not us)

        • Everything in this response is why I read your stuff. like…what country are we in? Whose sexual/legal norms are we talking about? Is that ~really~ the issue here? Absolute bonkers. Take all my likey likey heart hearts please.

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