Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 25/1/2021

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

There’s two types of music performers in any kind of music genre that deals with darker topics.  There’s the smart ones who realise that it’s just roleplaying, art and good (or not so good) storytelling, and then there’s the dumb ones who buy directly into the image they’re presenting and actually try to “live the image” and “keep it real” because they lack maturity, discernment and common sense. Iron definitely fell into the second category. People who refuse to grow up lose at life, because that shit always catches up with you somehow. Be careful and stay safe, kids.

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Kpopalypse’s 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2020

Kpopalypse’s favourite songs of 2020Worst songs of 2020?  Nobody cares about that.  Despite the constant claims of k-pop fans that “Kpopalypse is so disgusting and creepy, I would never fap to idols”, I know what list you really want the most, just one look at any random day of website statistics tells me this.

Posts tagged “fap” represent a slim minority of all posts on this website, so there’s only one explanation for this trend – you’re all a pack of deviants.  So I don’t need to tell you to please enjoy the following post of Kpopalypse’s most fappable k-pop videos, as I know you definitely will!

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Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 18/1/2021

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

So apparently Hyoyeon has DJed at a club where some people were raped. She’s got that in common with Blackpink songwriter Loren, and also with Kpopalypse for that matter. It’s really common for bad shit to go down at clubs, that’s why most pro DJs just do their gig and then split ASAP afterward, they are just there for music and don’t want to get involved in the craziness. Unless you only DJ church weddings you’re always going to be rubbing shoulders with the criminal underworld at DJ gigs… wait, who am I kidding, religious people are the most crooked of the lot. Welcome to the music business, sorry, I mean welcome to life in general.

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