There’s two types of music performers in any kind of music genre that deals with darker topics.  There’s the smart ones who realise that it’s just roleplaying, art and good (or not so good) storytelling, and then there’s the dumb ones who buy directly into the image they’re presenting and actually try to “live the image” and “keep it real” because they lack maturity, discernment and common sense. Iron definitely fell into the second category. People who refuse to grow up lose at life, because that shit always catches up with you somehow. Be careful and stay safe, kids.

So apparently Hyoyeon has DJed at a club where some people were raped. She’s got that in common with Blackpink songwriter Loren, and also with Kpopalypse for that matter. It’s really common for bad shit to go down at clubs, that’s why most pro DJs just do their gig and then split ASAP afterward, they are just there for music and don’t want to get involved in the craziness. Unless you only DJ church weddings you’re always going to be rubbing shoulders with the criminal underworld at DJ gigs… wait, who am I kidding, religious people are the most crooked of the lot. Welcome to the music business, sorry, I mean welcome to life in general.

In relevant k-pop news, I’ve heard that Momoland’s Nancy has recently become very interested in politics so hopefully her new interest works out for her.  We could use some real leadership these days, that’s for sure.  Go Nancy!

Elkie starts on her new career harvesting hallucinogenics from strange plants, hopefully that works out to be more profitable for her than being a CLC member.