Probably not a post about dogs instead – Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide part 7

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It’s the return of Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide!  Read on for all the boobs* and all the k-pops!

Okay, so I know that I promised a big boobs list in 2020, but after objectively looking at the data of new k-pop entrants, I have determined that there are not enough qualifying candidates to go forward with a list at this time. 

I have also looked at reader requests and submissions, which basically fell into the following categories:

  • 30% – requests to cover women that have already been covered in previous episodes, just because they wore a different outfit to usual or something or because people don’t know how padded bras work
  • 20% – bafflingly random requests to cover women that have already been covered in previous episodes, many of whom haven’t even made any public appearances since the last time I did a list
  • 20% – requests to cover Wonho, Shindong or other hunky males, which would clearly make the ratings unfair as no woman can compete with the vast quantity of k-pop’s hunky man flesh
  • 10% – requests to cover women who clearly do not meet minimum size requirements (and often neither did anyone in their entire group)
  • 10% – readers upset that in these politically correct times that I dare to make a boobs lists at all (which of course 100% guarantees that these lists will continue)
  • 5% – readers acknowledging that apart from maybe a small handful of stragglers that I’ve so far neglected to cover, I’ve basically run out of contenders for these lists and I need to wait more before doing another one or the list will be too crap
  • 5% – actual valid and useful suggestions that I’ll store for later use

So instead have some pictures of k-pop girls with dogs.

*boobs may be obscured by dog

Nayeon – Twice

 

Tzuyu – Twice

 

Jeongyeon – Twice

 

Momo – Twice

 

Sana – Twice

 

Mina – Twice

 

Chaeyoung – Twice

 

Jihyo – Twice

 

Dahyun – Twice

 

Chungha

 

Jennie – Blackpink

 

Rose – Blackpink

 

Jisoo – Blackpink

 

Lisa – Blackpink

 

Sihyeon – Everglow

 

Aisha – Everglow

 

Yiren – Everglow

 

Heejin – Loona

 

Choerry – Loona

 

Yeojin – Loona

 

Vivi – Loona

 

Jinsoul – Loona

 

Kim Lip – Loona

 

Yves – Loona

 

Chuu – Loona

 

Gowon – Loona

 

IU

 

Taeyeon – Girls’ Generation

 

Jessica Jung – ex-Girls’ Generation

 

Yoona – Girls’ Generation

 

Yuri – Girls’ Generation

 

Hyoyeon – Girls’ Generation

 

Sooyoung – ex-Girls’ Generation

 

Joy – Red Velvet

 

Yeri – Red Velvet

 

Yeji – Itzy

 

Chaeryeong – Itzy

 

Yua Mikami – Honey Popcorn

 

Moko Sakura – Honey Popcorn

 

Jiyeon – T-ara

 

Eunjung – T-ara

 

Qri – T-ara

 

Hyomin – T-ara

 

Shuhua – (G)I-dle

 

Miyeon – (G)I-dle

 

Soojin – (G)I-dle

 

Gahyeon – Dreamcatcher

 

Jiu – Dreamcatcher

 

Yoohyeon – Dreamcatcher

 

Elkie – CLC

 

 

Sorn – CLC

 

NC.A

 

Min – miss A

 

Suzy – miss A

 

Arin – Oh My Girl

 

Wheein – Mamamoo

 

Solar – Mamamoo

 

Moonbyul – Mamamoo

 

Hong Jin Young

 

Annie Ko – Love X Stereo

 

SinB- Gfriend

 

Umji – Gfriend

 

Eunha – Gfriend

 

Chorong – Apink

 

Bomi – Apink

 

 

Luna – f(x)

 

Sulli – ex-f(x)

 

Goo Hara – ex-Kara

 

Ailee

 

Seolhyun – AOA

 

Choa – ex-AOA

 

Hwayoung – ex-T-ara

24 thoughts on “Probably not a post about dogs instead – Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide part 7”

  2. “10% – readers upset that in these politically correct times that I dare to make a boobs lists at all (which of course 100% guarantees that these lists will continue)”

    except you literally didn’t make a list.

    • Yeah, aren’t they like the first things a baby sees?? And they’re just soft and round, not threatening at all… If I were in charge of kpop, there would be Boobs!

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  13. I can’t believe you didn’t include T-ara’s Boram! Why won’t you look at her boobs? Look at your mom’s boobs for Pete’s sake!

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