It’s the return of Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide! Read on for all the boobs* and all the k-pops!
Okay, so I know that I promised a big boobs list in 2020, but after objectively looking at the data of new k-pop entrants, I have determined that there are not enough qualifying candidates to go forward with a list at this time.
I have also looked at reader requests and submissions, which basically fell into the following categories:
- 30% – requests to cover women that have already been covered in previous episodes, just because they wore a different outfit to usual or something or because people don’t know how padded bras work
- 20% – bafflingly random requests to cover women that have already been covered in previous episodes, many of whom haven’t even made any public appearances since the last time I did a list
- 20% – requests to cover Wonho, Shindong or other hunky males, which would clearly make the ratings unfair as no woman can compete with the vast quantity of k-pop’s hunky man flesh
- 10% – requests to cover women who clearly do not meet minimum size requirements (and often neither did anyone in their entire group)
- 10% – readers upset that in these politically correct times that I dare to make a boobs lists at all (which of course 100% guarantees that these lists will continue)
- 5% – readers acknowledging that apart from maybe a small handful of stragglers that I’ve so far neglected to cover, I’ve basically run out of contenders for these lists and I need to wait more before doing another one or the list will be too crap
- 5% – actual valid and useful suggestions that I’ll store for later use
So instead have some pictures of k-pop girls with dogs.
*boobs may be obscured by dog
24 thoughts on “Probably not a post about dogs instead – Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide part 7”
I greatly appreciate this list but you made two little mistakes: the picture of Elkie is actually Tzuyu of Twice, and the last one is a photo of a snake, not a dog.
Thanks – fixed the Elkie pic, those two confused me by wearing the same shit.
“10% – readers upset that in these politically correct times that I dare to make a boobs lists at all (which of course 100% guarantees that these lists will continue)”
except you literally didn’t make a list.
I said that the lists will continue. I didn’t say WHEN the lists will continue.
Thanks for nothing; I guess…
Cat loyalist detected
Do they only sell like 3 kinds of dogs in Korea? Props to the few dogs on the list that weren’t kickball size. I much prefer this list to the boobs post btw! Personal preference I guess.
I must admit I agree with you. I really enjoyed Rose’s “big dog energy”.
I guess most idols can’t afford houses (settling for apartments instead) and therefore can’t comfortably house big dogs.
I thought this was a list of girl group members with dogs.. why is there a snake on the last picture?
It’s really strange that boobs could be considered “incorrect”.
Yeah, aren’t they like the first things a baby sees?? And they’re just soft and round, not threatening at all… If I were in charge of kpop, there would be Boobs!
gosh i love girls and dogs
also i’m pretty sure everyone around chuu in that picture had to be hospitalised
Oh my God I want to punch Hwayoung face so bad
I think Sooyoung is still technically part of SNSD
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I can’t believe you didn’t include T-ara’s Boram! Why won’t you look at her boobs? Look at your mom’s boobs for Pete’s sake!
…and if you won’t do it for Pete’s sake, then do it because they’re MAGNIFICENT!
I don’t promote incest on this site. I’d rather look at other people’s mum’s boobs.
Hmm… Then please explain the “Leave a reply, cao ni ma” preface for anyone leaving a post? So it’s okay if we canoodle our own mums, but you? Noooooooo…
Sadly, pics of Gfriend didn’t display…
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