It’s the return of Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide! Read on for all the boobs* and all the k-pops!
Okay, so I know that I promised a big boobs list in 2020, but after objectively looking at the data of new k-pop entrants, I have determined that there are not enough qualifying candidates to go forward with a list at this time.
I have also looked at reader requests and submissions, which basically fell into the following categories:
- 30% – requests to cover women that have already been covered in previous episodes, just because they wore a different outfit to usual or something or because people don’t know how padded bras work
- 20% – bafflingly random requests to cover women that have already been covered in previous episodes, many of whom haven’t even made any public appearances since the last time I did a list
- 20% – requests to cover Wonho, Shindong or other hunky males, which would clearly make the ratings unfair as no woman can compete with the vast quantity of k-pop’s hunky man flesh
- 10% – requests to cover women who clearly do not meet minimum size requirements (and often neither did anyone in their entire group)
- 10% – readers upset that in these politically correct times that I dare to make a boobs lists at all (which of course 100% guarantees that these lists will continue)
- 5% – readers acknowledging that apart from maybe a small handful of stragglers that I’ve so far neglected to cover, I’ve basically run out of contenders for these lists and I need to wait more before doing another one or the list will be too crap
- 5% – actual valid and useful suggestions that I’ll store for later use
So instead have some pictures of k-pop girls with dogs.
*boobs may be obscured by dog