You know, I’m starting to like Irene a whole lot more after all this latest fuss about her. Did she do all that stuff people are accusing her of? Yeah, more than likely. It’s kind of hot though, and it’s certainly more in keeping with her appeal than most of the crap she’s uncomfortably shoehorned into in Red Velvet’s songs. I’ve always had a thing for rude bitches. Funny how all those people who are like “[idol x] please step on me” suddenly get all offended and pretend to be oh-so-morally righteous when their idols actually come through for them and fulfil their femdom fantasies.

Who wants to buy BigHit shares? They’re nice and cheap right now due to the company sensibly not being worth shit due to relying mainly on one solitary idol group that is realistically nearing the end of its life. I’m sure they’ll go up in price again one day though, then you can SELL them to make money and be a SELLOUT, you FAKE FAN, you.

Did you know we can live in a world with no sexual harassment and where working women are always respected? It’s true! All we need to do is ban all fictional vaguely-sexualised PG-13 level portrayals of working women from k-pop music videos, and nobody will ever make unwelcome advances in the workplace ever again (unless your workplace is a brothel in which case good luck I guess). It’s great how solving life’s problems is so easy!  Who knew utopia was so close?

Smart, outspoken, attractive and your best friend in a sticky legal situation, what’s not to like about Han Seo Hee? Nothing, that’s what. She’s probably the sole reason we had Wonho solo comebacks, she probably showed him how to hide the drugs.