AustralianSana is back with Kpopalypse for another podcast!
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0:00 – Intro: can we have more podcasts pls
1:50 – Kpopalypse talks about the podcast thumbnail-selection process
10:23 – YooA’s dance cover and “blackfishing“
23:22 – Opinions on Telegram
24:50 – Dog or cat?
26:35 – What would Kpopalypse do if someone served a “cease and desist” about his podcast/blog?
27:29 – Best neighbour – Ned Flanders or Homer Simpson?
28:14 – Photos of celebrities with bodyguards
29:48 – AustralianSana outs herself as a fast food junkie who stans Maccas
31:45 – Korean idol dating and age-based double standards
32:37 – Momo from Twice’s singing
38:53 – A double-serve of “Fuck Marry Kill” just for you lovely podcast listeners
40:14 – Are kpop fans in general ageist against female performers? And what about the men?
43:58 – How would T-ara’s “Yayaya” concept be received if a new group released it today?
44:48 – Five k-pop songs that you would recommend to furries?
47:02 – Where Kpopalypse readers learn the futility of trying to get a chubby-chaser to care about female abs
49:07 – Do you feel safe around the police?
57:41 – Prediction of future k-pop trends
58:49 – Kpopalypse and AustralianSana talk about Grimes’ music and Loona without mentioning Elon Musk once
1:02:04 – Scenario: how would you deal with political co-opting of your k-pop songs?
1:03:52 – Discussion of ARMYs and their hate campaigns, doxxing, manipulation of facts, you know, the usual stuff they do
1:06:26 – Will the new security law in Hong Kong affect k-pop?
1:09:33 – Recommending k-pop groups to horror monsters
1:11:12 – AOA’s Jimin and bullying, how much blame should she get? Also bonus AustralianSana anti-BigHit rant
1:18:54 – Do you think that you could hit the high note in IU’s “Good Day“?
1:19:19 – Tramping in high heels? What the fuck is that?
1:20:22 – Would you be upset if Mamamoo did a Golliwog concept?
1:21:23 – If you had to cast a film adaptation of To Kill a Mockingbird featuring only k-pop idols, which ones would you hire?
1:22:23 – Best songs: Chungha or BoA?
1:23:23 – More questions about high heels from Kpopalypse’s drag-friendly readership
1:24:20 – Belly buttons on Korean TV
1:25:19 – The mentality of appreciating “hard work” vs “talent” in k-pop where we don’t really answer the question
1:32:07 – Kpopalypse tries to move to the next question but AustralianSana isn’t finished talking about ARMYs rigging the charts yet
1:33:06 – Lady Antebellum/Lady A and their legal issues
1:34:28 – Would you prefer to be able to see ghosts but not hear them, or vice versa?
1:34:55 – Raptor Twilight
1:35:35 – I think whoever sent through this scenario underestimated AustralianSana’s nihilism
1:36:25 – To all question-askers for this series, if you want your question answered please observe the Kpopalypse boycotts
1:36:47 – AustralianSana’s take on Kim Yuna’s “Kiss & Cry” figure-skating series
1:38:15 – Blackpink’s Lisa and her “doo-rag“
1:41:59 – Women don’t swipe right on men with cats?
1:45:40 – Racing car driver becomes porn star – the right decision?
1:46:51 – The illuminati? In my k-pop?
1:47:09 – Was Somi cut from Twice because she was too white?
1:49:17 – Darth Vader vs Kylo Ren
1:51:00 – Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp
1:52:06 – Why do k-pop fans hate white people?
1:55:34 – Are you a loser if you still live with your parents after 30?
1:57:38 – The definition of “racism”, has it changed?
2:07:10 – To all question-askers for this series, do not ask questions that rely on us watching a YouTube video we haven’t seen to answer, because we just don’t have the time for that shit.
2:07:29 – Florida Man
2:08:09 – AustralianSana says she doesn’t know who the hottest guys in k-pop are and then goes into great detail about who the hottest guys in k-pop are
2:09:36 – Manspreading joggers
2:10:57 – AustralianSana – V or J-hope?
2:17:09 – Why do you think SM never debuted a new version of Girls Generation?
2:23:25 – Unprofessional tweets from the vice-president of Columbia Records?
2:24:14 – BTS singing in English, and Kaachi
2:28:56 – AustralianSana teaches Red Velvet’s Wendy how to do impersonations
2:30:44 – Have you ever used a bidet?
2:31:28 – Public execution by facesitting – which k-pop idol would you choose?
2:32:31 – Kpopalypse and getting prettier
2:32:49 – Why didn’t AustralianSana make her bed in that f(x) video?
2:33:24 – Outro: can we have more podcasts pls
I’ll put a transcription here eventually, probably, if someone provides one!
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