Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 27/7/2020

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s take a look at some new releases!

These days to be in a k-pop controversy you don’t even need to DO anything, it just needs to be someone that you know. Imagine if you could get embroiled in career shit like NCT’s Yuta just because of what one of your friends did. Wouldn’t that make you the biggest cunt of a friend ever, you’d be running around all the time in complete paranoia: “don’t say/do x, you’ll make me look bad!” Of course we all know what friends are like – that type of request would obviously inspire them to act up even more just to fuck with you. I can’t imagine all the shitty things my “friends” would have done on purpose just for laughs when I was younger if they knew I was going to be the one to cop all the shit for it.

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Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 20/7/2020

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

Remember how I said the other week that unless the systemic problems with bullying and power relationships in the k-pop world are prioritised over cancelling some individual’s career, that there will always be another Jimin, and everyone cried and shat their pants? Well sur-fuckin-prise, cunts, it’s happening again, and it will absolutely continue to happen.  Cancelling the bully and then saying “well that’s all fixed, then” is like putting a band-aid on a leg amputation.

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Try Not To Have Gay Sex With Yves 2: The Return Of Not Having Gay Sex With Yves

The new Kpopalypse computer game is here!  If you’ve never had gay sex with Yves before, get ready to not have gay sex with her again in this sequel to 2019’s game celebrating Pride month and Loona stans!  Click the image of Chuu and Yves below to be taken to a page where you can download the game, in Windows, Mac OSX, Linux and Android versions, plus a play-in-browser version if none of the above work!

Okay so it’s a little late for Pride month, but as you play it you’ll quickly realise where the extra effort went – into frustrating you with fiendishly hard puzzles!  Also note that a “hold hands” version of this game will NOT be coming out, as the content of this game is TOO HOT to dilute for easily-triggered audiences!  Enjoy and don’t forget that a good Chuu is never at rest!  Kpopalypse will return!

Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 6/7/2020

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

Hate on Jimin all you want, but as long as people keep the focus on her rather than the system that allowed (and probably encouraged) her to pick on Mina for an entire decade, there will always be another Jimin. As long as people continue to play cancel-culture whack-a-mole instead of dealing with the larger issue, nothing will ever change.

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