Since some of Twice’s crazy fans blamed me for that German stalker escalating his harassment of Nayeon, those fans can now give me due credit for the fact that he’s giving up and returning to Germany. Wouldn’t have happened if Kpopalypse hadn’t sowed the seeds of doubt in his mind, folks.

Theory #1: EXO’s Chen is probably dating one of my readers. Guess that QRIMOLE advice paid off, hey.  I hope that whoever you are you’re at least on my Patreon, I think riding Chen bareback is worth a dollar a month.

Scan-dol of the week will continue throughout 2020 just because it makes the Kpopalypse Awards so much easier to write each year. I can never remember these bullshit scandals for more than a few days so having some compiled ones handy through the year is useful. Fuck, I can’t even remember what Momoland’s Daisy even did.

The reason why OH&S compliance is a meme around these parts is because for all the slings and arrows I get about being a ‘hater’, ‘edgy’ or whatever other nonsense, I actually give a fuck about these idols, unlike their companies, and unlike their hypocritical fans who beg to let the agencies give their performers a rest while freaking out and pressuring the same companies like mad if their fave doesn’t release at least one worthless product every six months.  Let’s hope Wendy was holding that flower when she fell and it cushioned the impact by 0.01% or something.