The Kpopalypse 2019 Objectification Survey results part 2 of 4 – best FEMALE and MALE ASSES in k-pop

It’s time for the second part of the Kpopalypse 2019 Objectification Survey results – this part is all about ass!  Who had the best male and female asses in k-pop?  Read on to find out!

The Kpopalypse 2019 Objectification Survey was an outstanding success, with more participation from the k-pop community than ever before!  Almost 900 people chose to cast a vote in this year’s survey, a truly amazing effort in mass objectification and depersonalisation of the idols we all love.

As per last year, voters were asked to choose up to three nominees in each category, best first.

  • Your first choice was weighted 100% higher than your second choice
  • Your second choice was weighted 66% higher than your third choice
  • If you doubled or tripled on choices, only the first choice was counted
  • Choices after the third were disregarded in all cases

Scores were then tallied to give the final results across all categories. Note that tallies this year were computer-counted by a very kind and dedicated caonima, saving Kpopalypse lots of work, but this also means that you needed to read the instructions and vote more accurately and properly than ever before or your vote did not count.

The four results posts are as follows:

Part 1: FEMALE BOOBS and MALE ABS/TORSO – results here!

Part 2: FEMALE and MALE ASSES – this post

Part 3: FEMALE and MALE LEGS – results here!

Part 4: OVERALL MOST ATTRACTIVE FEMALES and MALES – coming soon!

Remember folks – that if you object to any of the choices here, you only have yourselves to blame as these were 100% your votes, not mine.  Kpopalypse does not even cast a vote – these are NOT my picks but YOURS, and this isn’t like a rigged Korean TV show where the “judges” get a say and can overturn fan opinion.  If you want to see a certain result, then it’s your responsibility to spread the surveys to the people who are going to vote for your faves!


 

BEST FEMALE ASSES

#1 – NANCY – MOMOLAND

1486 points

(2018 position – #1)

So far there’s been a consistent theme in the 2019 results – existing leaders from last year have all doubled-down strongly on their lead, and Momoland’s Nancy is no exception, smashing her own 2018 vote record and proving that she is k-pop’s reigning champion in the field of female ass.

#2 – MOMO – TWICE

756 points

(2018 position – #4)

Momo once again comes in at a distant second to the top contender, however she improved greatly on her 2018 placing, with many voters clicking “likey” despite a general lack of ass-friendly fanservice.

#3 – YEONWOO – MOMOLAND

725 points

(2018 position – #6)

In 2019 Momoland might not have had the same breakout hits, but in terms of objectification, it was certainly their year, with the girls moving up across all categories.

#4 – MINA – TWICE

443 points

(2018 position – #23)

Twice is nothing new in Kpopalypse objectification results, but what certainly is new is Mina’s presence in the top ten.  Mina might be struggling somewhat with mental health right now, but Twice fans didn’t show any anxiety about giving Mina their ass votes.

#5 – YOOHYEON – DREAMCATCHER

441 points

(2018 position – #5)

Dreamcatcher’s renewed 2019 activity and fetish-friendly clothes helped Yoohyeon retain her position, with only two points separating her and Mina for fourth place.  Just one more Asian Junkie reader voting would have been all it would have taken for her to move up to the coveted fourth spot – let that be a lesson to Dreamcatcher fansite Asian Junkie to link and share my surveys!

#6 – SEOLHYUN – AOA

434 points

(2018 position – #5)

Still charting well but plummeting hard from last year’s very commanding second place, Seolhyun’s ranking has suffered greatly mainly due to AOA not really doing anything much.

#7 – HWASA – MAMAMOO

399 points

(2018 position – #10)

Meanwhile Hwasa moves up, probably due to Mamamoo being quite active over the last 12 months.

#8 – CHOA – (EX) AOA

320 points

(2018 position – #7)

And then there are people who are doing absolutely fucking nothing in k-pop right now, but have left such an impression on voters in past years that they still place well anyway.

#9 – SEUNGYEON – CLC

286 points

(2018 position – #43)

It’s taken a while for Seungyeon to finally be noticed by voters, but this year she streaks ahead into the top ten with ease, beating out several fan favourites.

#10 – SEULGI – RED VELVET

279 points

(2018 position – did not chart)

The ass poll’s first new entrant, I’m not quite sure what it is Seulgi did to rocket up the charts this year, but she evidently left an impression doing so, beating out all other Red Velvet members to score a top ten placing.

#11 – EUNJI – APINK

269 points

(2018 position – #3)

Eunji owed her excellent 2018 placing to some serious fanservice, and there’s been less of that from her this year, but Kpopalypse readers knew that she was still packing enough glutes to get a firm poll result.  Even her own groupmates couldn’t stop looking!

#12 – SANA – TWICE

264 points

(2018 position – #19)

2019 was a good year for Twice in the ass category, and Sana moved up considerably, as did most members of her group.

#13 – TZUYU – TWICE

246 points

(2018 position – #25)

Another Twice member rounds out the pictorial section of these results, with Tzuyu showing her adherence to China’s “one ass” policy.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

#14 – Dahyun – Twice

#15 – Joy – Red Velvet

#16 – Eunha – Gfriend

#17 – Dahye – (ex) BESTie

#18 – Sua – Dreamcatcher

#19 – Irene – Red Velvet

#20 – Jihyo – Twice

#21 – Hani – EXID

#22 – Cheng Xiao – WJSN/Cosmic Girls

#23 – Hyolyn – (ex) Sistar

#24 – Yura – Girl’s Day

#25 – Nayeon – Twice

#26 – Jennie – Blackpink

#27 – Mina – AOA

#28 – Johyun – Berry Good

#29 – Hyuna – (ex) 4minute

#30 – Mijoo – Lovelyz

#31 – Seunghee – CLC

#32 – Arin – Oh My Girl

#33 – Naeun – Apink

#34 – Saerom – Fromis_9

#35 – Jisoo – Lovelyz

#36 – Soyou – (ex) Sistar

#37 – Nayoung – (ex) Pristin

#38 – Chaeyoung – Twice

#39 – Hyunjin – Loona

#40 – Jisoo – Blackpink

#41 – Yves – Loona

#42 – Soobin – WJSN/Cosmic Girls

#43 – Gahyeon – Dreamcatcher

#44 – Hyeseong – Elris


Now it’s time to turn the tables and objectify male ass!  Here is the list of the top male asses according to Kpopalypse readers!

BEST MALE ASSES

#1 – WONHO – MONSTA X

619 points

(2018 position – #2)

The first big shake-up of the objectification survey results, Monsta X’s Wonho dethrones the three-time winner to become the first k-popper to outrank BTS’ Jimin in the ass category since 2016!  Maybe they’re not as big worldwide as BTS are, but Monsta X are certainly no nugus when it comes to being objectified!

#2 – JIMIN – BTS

465 points

(2018 position – #1)

Despite the extreme scandal of losing the top spot, our once-unassailable leader still polled a very respectable second place, on the back of lots of touring and tribal lycra spacesuits.

#3 – SEHUN – EXO

345 points

(2018 position – #3)

There were no shakeups for Sehun however, who easily maintained his strong third positioning for 2019.

#4 – SHINDONG – SUPER JUNIOR

197 points

(2018 position – #4)

Another unshakeable chart entrant, Shindong easily hangs onto fourth position.  Will Shindong ever fight his way to the top?  Well, if those of you who had abstained, cast troll votes for ineligible female entrants, or wrote “idk”, “voting for men is gay” etc etc had all thrown a vote Shindong’s way instead, who knows how well he could have done…

#5 – JUNHO – 2PM

153 points

(2018 position – #5)

Not much movement in the upper tier of the male ass ranking as yet another contender maintains a solid placing from the previous year, despite Junho not doing all that much with his ass in 2019 except scratching it.

#6 – SHOWNU – MONSTA X

133 points

(2018 position – #7)

It’s another great year for Monsta X in objectification, if their fame matched their ability to be perved at by Kpopalypse readers they’d be the #1 k-pop boy group ever created.

#7 – D.O/KYUNGSOO – EXO

128 points

(2018 position – did not chart)

Just when the male charts were looking predictable as fuck, a wild Kyungsoo appeared!  What caused his meteoric rise from absolutely nowhere into the top ten?  I have no idea, he seems quite low on fanservice and finding decent quality fancams of him is difficult.  There’s no denying the keen fap-sense of Kpopalypse voters!

#8 – JUNGKOOK – BTS

113 points

(2018 position – #6)

BTS may still be on the rise, but Jungkook slipped a couple places in the polls this year.

#9 – V/TAEHYUNG – BTS

91 points

(2018 position – #36)

Meanwhile BTS groupmate Taehyung climbs up the charts significantly for no apparent reason, as ass fanservice from V has always been quite low.  Was a secret voting campaign by AustralianSana the cause?

#10 – JUNSU – JYJ

75 points

(2018 position – #11)

For some reason Junsu gains a placing despite being fairly inactive, I’ve had to use some pretty old-ass material here because recent Junsu fanservice just doesn’t exist.

#11 – SEUNGKWAN – SEVENTEEN

68 points

(2018 position – #18)

From an old ass to a new ass, Seungkwan’s fortunes rose significantly this year as Pledis decided for whatever reason that at least their boy groups are worth bothering with.

#12 – BAEKHO – NU’EST

66 points

(2018 position – #14)

After just missing out on picture status last year, Baekho fans reflected and returned with more ass-voting for their fave.

#13 – KAI – EXO

65 points

(2018 position – #17)

Kai ends the pictorial list for this episode!  Hopefully you’ve enjoyed this gratuitous display of man-meat for your objectification purposes!

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

#14 – Minho – SHINee

#15 – Jinyoung – GOT7

#16 – Taemin – SHINee

#17 – Baekhyun – EXO

#18 – Johnny – NCT

#19 – Jackson – GOT7

#20 – Minwoo – Boyfriend

#21 – N/Hakyeon – VIXX

#22 – Suga – BTS

#23 – BM – KARD

#24 – RM – BTS

#25 – PSY

#26 – Rain

#27 – DK – Seventeen

#28 – JYP

#29 – Taecyeon – 2PM

#30 – Xiumin – EXO

#31 – Jooheon – Monsta X

#32 – S.Coups – Seventeen

#33 – Jacob – The Boyz

#34 – Mark – NCT

#35 – Mino – Winner

#36 – Wow – ACE

#37 – Dino – Seventeen

#38 – Taeyong – NCT

#39 – B-Bomb – Block B

#40 – Chen – EXO

#41 – Daniel – Wanna One

#42 – Eunwoo – Astro

#43 – Jay Park – (ex) 2PM

#44 – Rowoon – SF9


That’s all for this part of the survey!  Kpopalypse will return!

7 thoughts on “The Kpopalypse 2019 Objectification Survey results part 2 of 4 – best FEMALE and MALE ASSES in k-pop

  1. Love Hwasa’s body and swag, and we’re keeping Choa alive in our …hearts, despite her departure.
    Eunha keeps our hope alive with all her many attempts to do a “sexy” concept…
    I think she’s perfect already, but maybe when she grows up a bit more…

  2. It’s nice to see Soobin getting some recognition.

    I appreciate your hard work, but please, if you post fancams, don’t pick those where the ladies wear dark pants, we might fail to fully appreciate their… assets.

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