Kpopalypse answers: why do not the kpop have a bigger bosoms

Every day many people search the Internet and find themselves on Kpopalypse blog as a result.  I receive daily summaries of all Internet searches that direct people to kpopalypse.com through my website’s sneaky stats-collection machine, which tells me what the Internet is really concerned about underneath the surface.  While most of these results are predictable, sometimes a query comes through that is just so unique and compelling that I have to address it:

In this post, Kpopalypse answers the question – why do not the kpop have a bigger bosoms?

As regular readers will know, it can help to have a firm breast if you are a kpop.  However readers are still curious – why do not the kpop have a bigger bosoms?

Fig.1: Twice – a kpop

Twice is a kpop.  It is clear that Twice have a bosoms.  However, why do not Twice have a bigger bosoms?

Fig.2: Nine Muses – a kpop

Nine Muses were a kpop.  They also have a bosoms.  Why do not Nine Muses have a bigger bosoms?

Fig.3: Lovelyz – a kpop

There are many kpop in the kpop.  Is there is a pattern in the kpop, where do not have a bigger bosoms – and why?

Fig.4: Blackpink – a kpop

Most of the kpop where do not have a bigger bosoms is Asian, and some studies and research have shown that Asians do not have a bigger bosoms.  However these studies are also refuted by data.

Fig.5: Rok Kiss – data.  Also, a kpop

Fig.6: Puer Kim – data. Also, a kpop

Some Asians clearly do have a bigger bosoms.  Perhaps the problem is in the word “bigger”.  When we say “the kpop has a bigger bosoms”, bigger than what?  Size is a relative property, so the bigger bosoms of the kpop may still be bigger than the bigger bosoms of the not kpop.

Fig.7: Left: Yuu Shinoda – not a kpop. Right: Puer Kim – a kpop

In the above image (Fig.7), a kpop has a bigger bosoms than a not kpop.  This disproves the hypothesis that not the kpop always have a bigger bosoms.

Fig.8: Left: Puer Kim – a kpop. Right: Hitomi Tanaka – not a kpop, just a Jonghyun stan

However in the next image (Fig.8) we can see that the kpop do not have a bigger bosoms than the not kpop.  This proves that even at their biggest, there will always be not kpop that have a bigger bosoms than the kpop.

Fig.9: larger relative incremental display of a bigger bosoms

However what if the bosoms are smaller?  Does it still apply that the kpop may or may not have a bigger bosoms than the not kpop?

Fig.10: Left: Tzuyu – a kpop. Right: Wakaba Onoue – not a kpop

It can be observed in Fig.10 above that Tzuyu, who is a kpop, is not the kpop who have a bigger bosoms than Wakaba Onoue, a not kpop.

Fig.11: Left: Rena Aoi – not a kpop. Right: Tzuyu – a kpop

However Fig.11 demonstrates that Tzuyu the kpop have a bigger bosoms than Rena Aoi the not kpop.

Fig.12: smaller relative incremental display of a bigger bosoms

Therefore the hypothesis is proven, that no matter the smallness of bosoms, the kpop may still have both a bigger and smaller bosoms.  As a result, the true answer to why do not the kpop have a bigger bosoms is that you are wrong so shut up.


That’s all for this post, hopefully this educational post has helped clear up this important question!  Kpopalypse will return with more posts soon!

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