It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup – let’s check out some new releases!
Jinyoung from B1A4’s Japanese fanmeet apparently had a special event where he would agree to come over to the houses of his fans and change all the lightglobes that they were too short to reach, but his company cancelled it because of non-OH&S compliance. Or something like that.
If you’ve been following k-pop as long as I have, you will have noticed a trend in k-pop boy group music videos – they love to have dramatised scenes of men chasing women around and annoying them a whole lot. I’m not sure why this is, but I do know that such content is definitely worthy of further inspection by Kpopalypse! Let’s take a look at some of the most female-pestering videos in k-pop to see what kind of threats they represent!
It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup! Let’s take a look at some new releases!
It’s said that to last seven years in the k-pop industry as a girl group you need some huge balls, and Hello Venus have sure got some.
It is said that many Korean pop music videos contain instances of r*pe. Kpopalypse can confirm that this is sadly true. This post is a compilation of videos that contain undisputable evidence of r*pe. I realise that some readers may be sensitive to this topic and that these videos may be distressing to some people (hence the censorship of the word “r*pe”, in the tradition of many other k-pop sites). However in the light of the recent scandals in k-pop, I feel that it is very important to expose instances of r*pe in k-pop to the public. Reader discretion is advised, and please only read further if you are of legal age to consume such content in your country, state or territory, thank you.
It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup! Let’s take a look at some new releases!
To be controversial as a boy group member you have to be a pretty bad person, and even then you’ll have legions of fans sticking up for you. However if you’re IU, donating to charity will generate all the hate you could ever want to receive.
Oh no! Kpopalypse is getting popular again! This isn’t good! Too much traffic on the site could take precious Internet revenue away from other great k-pop content on the Internet! It’s time once again for Kpopalypse to be considerate of all other k-pop writers out there and come back with another episode of the most unpopular series ever to reach 43 episodes on a long-running k-pop blog, Kpopalypse Nugu Alert! Let’s take a look at some more nugus!
Although Kpopalypse blog is steadily growing in popularity, less and less people are linking to my site than ever before. Who can blame them? I realise that the lack of referrals is purely because my image has been tarnished by my very troublesome behaviour, and therefore people don’t want to associate themselves with such a problematic person. As I care very much about my image, Kpopalypse is going to be careful in the future by taking the following important steps in avoiding controversy to receive more love from the public.
It’s time once again for Kpopalypse roundup – let’s take a look at some new releases!
Hands up if you make shit ballads. Okay, good, I see lots of hands. Now keep them there if you like participating in group chats where there are pictures of unconscious girls being raped. Okay, great thank you everyone, gosh that’s still quite a few hands. Now keep your hands up again if you’ve had a good song in the last six years. Roy Kim, what are you doing with your hand still up, you can put it down now.
After a long hiatus, Kpopalypse dreams is back! The reason for the slow pace of this series is that I don’t have dreams about k-pop very often these days, but when I do, they’re still pretty fucked up. Now that the ultimate in “wow, Kpopalypse really doesn’t give any fucks about popularity, self-respect or being liked” series is here again, it’s time now to delve deep into the subconscious of Kpopalypse, with sixteen bite-size fanfictions that I probably wouldn’t have thought up if I was awake at the time!
WARNING: this post is highly disturbing and contains content that should not be read by anyone. Probably stop reading now.
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