Hi, caonimas! It’s Kpopalypse once again, this time coming through with a quick but important checklist.
Hopefully this is useful reference material to some of you. Feel free to refer to this handy checklist when making decisions about which k-pop related people to stan for on your social network of choice. Kpopalypse will return with more posts soon!
Oh, and I just got a new phone recently. It’s great! Just coincidence.
KPOPALYPSE 
I mean if you want to go into the technicalities we have no proof of the second half of this checklist.
That’s true. You also have no proof that I’m not an astronaut. You’ll just have to take my word for it that I’ve never raped anybody, or gone to the moon.
What is Kpopalypse is my boy band bias?
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If Kpopalypse was caught raping someone, stans would be like “it’s impossible for Kpopalypse to be guilty, everybody would consent to him”.
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What happened to the header all of the sudden? Should I be aware of something?
Probably covering his bases, lest it be revealed that everyone in kpop, male or female, is a rapist and you can’t stan anyone
I just figured he finally snapped after one too many Jpop questions… But I have to admit, doesn’t the right-hand list have bigger and better boobage? Almost like Japan has a huge and thriving porn industry, while Korea has… nothing. Could that maybe be part of why Korea is having prostitute scandals? There’s no legal porn to distract men, like in Japan, the us, Europe, and almost every other 1st-world country. Just sayin’.
Yeah, w-what you said. Seungri oppar just wanted to see more Korean female representation in drama videos
You might want to check the date.