A heartfelt pre-emptive eulogy from Kpopalypse, just in case one of the k-pop stars involved in the current sex-crime scandal commits suicide

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or just stumbled upon this blog at a whim, you’ve probably heard about the sex-crime scandal that has currently been sweeping through k-pop.  Several high profile artists, including BigBang’s Seungri, Highlight’s Junhyung, CNBlue’s Jonghyun, FTIsland’s Jonghoon, and some balladeering fuck I’ve never heard of have all been booked for various sex crimes and lost their entertainment careers, with the possibility of more to follow.  Having lost everything that they have worked for until this point due to their actions, and with perhaps now nothing left to live for, the possibility has occurred to myself and many others that the likelihood of self-harm or suicide attempts from these perpetrators is likely.  Therefore, I have prepared this appropriately mournful post, a kind of online bereavement card, for anyone feeling sad to read and share should such a tragedy occur and one of the above people (or any other as-yet-unknown perpetrators) loses the will to continue living and takes their own life in deep remorse.  Feel free to copy and paste the contents of this post anywhere, and you don’t have to give credit to Kpopalypse because it’s not all about me – even though I thought very carefully about exactly what to write so it expressed exactly the right amount of remorse, I’m happy for you to just share it, I just think that these heart-touching words can hopefully heal some of the wounds from the loss of these k-pop entertainers, who were until very recently highly respected and cherished.

STAN LOONA

AND GFRIEND

DON’T FORGET OH MY GIRL

AND CLC

PERHAPS IF YOU’D STANNED BETTER GROUPS

INSTEAD OF GIVING YOUR TIME AND ATTENTION

TO A BUNCH OF RAPISTS AND REVENGE PORN SPREADERS

MAYBE THIS WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED

THANKS CUNTS

15 thoughts on “A heartfelt pre-emptive eulogy from Kpopalypse, just in case one of the k-pop stars involved in the current sex-crime scandal commits suicide

    • How could you confuse me with him – he’s only 28 years old! He’s a baby!

      (Actually he sure writes like a baby, I saw the writing on those guns. He’s not helping his case for white superiority by liquid-papering his heroes on his gun in messy text like a 5-year old writing “Rambo” on a toy knife. Arabs have great-looking calligraphy, he’s got a long way to go.)

  1. I was taking breakfast, and almost did a spit-laugh when I read this.
    If you sometime come to Argentina, I’d gladly pay you a pint of beer.

    ALSO: POST NEEDS MOAR DREAMCATCHER

  2. that was your most sardonic, sarcastic and best post yet… i love it.. keep up the good work… you have me in stitches every time…

  3. Oppa, I’m disappointed that you didn’t include Dreamcatcher, the group will high ratio of good songs, even though you include Gfriend.
    Fellow cao ni ma, everybody, please stan Dreamcatcher.

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