It’s time for roundup! / Let’s check out new releases! / In a Haiku style!
Female readers please / enjoy this Monsta X pic / save for later use!
BoA – Woman
Nice upside down move / maybe they should have done that / to the songwriter
Monsta X – Shoot Out
When I reviewed this / on my stream, my cat came out / proof of quality
N.Flying – Like A Flower
Seeing a rock group / do boring ballad shit is / not what we all want
RM – Forever Rain
A document of / a turd of a BTS / fan that washed away
Twice – Stay By My Side
I am sorry that / there is no official vid / just this boring shit
Stray Kids – I Am You
eh eh eh eh eh / eh eh eh eh eh eh eh / eh eh eh eh eh
Ateez – Treasure
What are those big rocks / Kpopalypse location / scouts please get to work
Ateez – Pirate King
A fairly standard / boy group idol song, not as / good as their other
Golden Child – Genie
I always forget / that Golden Child do exist / no great loss I guess
Taemin – Mars
No MV for this / but it’s tropical shithouse / so no great loss then
The Black Eyes ft. CL – Dopeness
It’s not a bad song / maybe CL should just go / and join this shit group
BONUS SONGS
Hyangni – Obey Addiction
This is the group that / did the great “Be My First Love” / this is also cool
Hongki – Pathfinders
They are putting far / more effort into the dance / than his lazy ass
Kiha & The Faces – Cho Shim
A great video / but not much of a song to / accompany it
Jude – No Time For Chill
If there really is / no time for chill, then why is / this song so damn slow
Lyn – Run To You
Strange name for a song / by Lyn, how does she even / know what running is
Miyao – What Is Love
That cat just does not / meet required cat standards / please go and reflect
Lee Moon Sae – Looking Back On My Life
The song is just so / boring that even she is / staring at her phone
Monotonik – Grown Up
They’re in Yongma Land / I don’t have much else to say / about this dull song
Jin Ju – Petal
Great melodrama / makes Chinese restaurant tunes / worthy of a look
Peterpan Comlex – Ghosting
Some guys start walking / towards a boring building / and that’s about it
Reddy – Stand By You
Don’t be fooled by the / live footage at the intro / this is boring shit
O’Young – Tesla
I do not think that / Elon Musk would approve here / stan Loona instead
Horan – Please
She is using the / Super 55 correct / she is the real deal
R2dom ft. 9hea1 – Cyti
What is with all the / random numb3rs and sh1t in / these rapper guy’s names
Pink Fantasy – Iriwa
Cross an idol pop / girl group with Donnie Darko / this is what you get
BONUS RANDOM VIDEO OF THE WEEK
Pocket Girls perform / somewhere and the army then / lose their fucking shit
Holy shit this is / hilarious, I cannot / stop laughing at this
That is all for the / Kpopalypse roundup, more / new reviews next week!
KPOPALYPSE 
Jin Ju’s “Petal” is definitely my favourite song of this week. It’s a ballad done right, and it has a great music video.
apparently ateez filmed the mvs in morocco
So you like chubby girls but not chubby cats? Hypocrite.
My cat is chubbier than this cat, and I like my cat. A fan of tall girls doesn’t like EVERY tall girl.
Haha, Korean soldiers are so thirsty.
I was expecting them to storm the stage / like in the Apocalypse Now movie / but Koreans are better behaved.
Such creative way / to review new kpop songs / a reader is happy.
counting while reading/ couldn’t help but notice that/ last part has six, fix?
Having a mistake / for my readers to notice / will help them feel smart
That Pocket Girls video is MAGIC.
Didn’t see title/ and was confused the whole time/ but, innovative
Thought we were on track for another dud week but dang, Hangni is fun.
A reply to one of the comments on the ATEEZ video :
“Morocco those painted rocks are near Tafraoute city and the the castle in Ait benhadou city where Game of thrones was shot.”
The rocks look like “Les Roches Peintes”, new fancy plus code (eg. for google maps) is “M2CG+WV Aoussift, Morocco”.
Would you say the monsta X song is one of the best this week?
Yes, not that that’s difficult as hardly anything was good
Being a cunt, I rarely feel sorry for people, but… Imagine being a north korean soldier standing in some guardhouse and hearing a muffled sound of thumping music from across border wondering what must be inside that large building with the vans parked outside. And wondering what the “Pocket girls” might be…
You should have used gif of Shownu’s vibrating tits as a header pic.