Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 22/10/2018

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s check out some new releases!

April are smiling because they’ve just realised that they’re almost definitely going to get on the favourites list this year. Yes my opinion really means that much to them.  Or maybe – just maybe – I’m joking, and the fact that a Korean group would even know about or give a shit about some snarky irrelevant western blogger is, like, the joke, so I’m actually making fun of myself here in a very self-deprecating style which is common for Australian humour generally.  As you can see, my humour isn’t very funny, but it’s a whole lot less funny when I have to explain how it works to borderline-retards (which isn’t ableist because if you don’t understand the above then you probably actually are borderline retarded so it’s just stating facts really).

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Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 15/10/2018

It’s time once again for Kpopalypse roundup!  Let’s take a look at some new releases!

Look at this colour explosion from Seven O’clock. That guy in the middle with the black hair isn’t pulling his weight, he needed to go light green or something.  I guess if I was that smug fuckhead from CinemaSins there’d be a little “ding” noise and a counter would go up by one right about now.

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Kpopalypse answers: is redvelvet actully witches

Every day many people search the Internet and find themselves on Kpopalypse blog as a result. I receive daily summaries of all Internet searches that direct people to through my website’s sneaky stats-collection machine, which tells me what the Internet is really concerned about underneath the surface. While most of these results are predictable, sometimes a query comes through that is just so unique and compelling that I have to address it:

In this special Halloween-themed post, Kpopalypse answers the question – is redvelvet actully witches

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[BREAKING] Goo Hara’s sex tape leaked! Many controversy! Much scandal!

Did you know that Goo Hara’s sex tape just got leaked and it has now become one of the world’s most popular Internet searches?  Kpopalypse, your home of juicy k-pop controversy, has scooped up a copy of this tape, and now has all the incredible trufaxes and important evidences about this groundbreaking k-pop event, which will be revealed in this post!  Read on for the scandalous details!

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