Which occlupanid best represents each member of LOONA – a blog post by Kpopalypse

Since Loona’s debut has been released a few days ago, hype for the group has been at fever pitch, and lovestruck fans have been comparing the members of Loona to everything – star signs, tarot cards, Pokemon and more – but why not occlupanids?  Is it a coincidence that there are 12 categories of occlupanid, and 12 girls in Loona?  Kpopalypse thinks not!  All that now remains is the important question – which occlupanid best represents your Loona bias?

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Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 27/8/2018

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup – let’s check out some new releases!

Sha Sha practicing their Illuminati-style eye-covering.  Relevant news: everyone who believes in the Illuminati is a moron.  Do those tinfoil-hatters really expect normal people to believe that a global secret society that controls all political and corporate power plus the entertainment industry can’t shut down a few bored kids running music file sharing sites?  Get the fuck outta here.  But if I’m wrong, any Illuminati readers feel free to donate to my Patreon and help us out a bit, we all know you’re good for the cash, if I get to $100 per month by the end of 2018 I’ll even apologise for calling you a bunch of basement-dwelling incels.

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