Which occlupanid best represents each member of LOONA – a blog post by Kpopalypse

Since Loona’s debut has been released a few days ago, hype for the group has been at fever pitch, and lovestruck fans have been comparing the members of Loona to everything – star signs, tarot cards, Pokemon and more – but why not occlupanids?  Is it a coincidence that there are 12 categories of occlupanid, and 12 girls in Loona?  Kpopalypse thinks not!  All that now remains is the important question – which occlupanid best represents your Loona bias?

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Kpopalypse roundup – new k-pop releases 27/8/2018

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup – let’s check out some new releases!

Sha Sha practicing their Illuminati-style eye-covering.  Relevant news: everyone who believes in the Illuminati is a moron.  Do those tinfoil-hatters really expect normal people to believe that a global secret society that controls all political and corporate power plus the entertainment industry can’t shut down a few bored kids running music file sharing sites?  Get the fuck outta here.  But if I’m wrong, any Illuminati readers feel free to donate to my Patreon and help us out a bit, we all know you’re good for the cash, if I get to $100 per month by the end of 2018 I’ll even apologise for calling you a bunch of basement-dwelling incels.

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The second KPOPALYPSE list of random girls in k-pop who I don’t find very attractive (but you might)

People are always asking me about some k-pop girl who I honestly don’t give a fuck about.  The first Kpopalypse list of girls who I don’t find very attractive fulfilled a valuable community service by letting you all know that there was no need to spam me questions about some random girl in k-pop who I don’t care about wearing a thing.  As the landscape of incredibly uninteresting women in k-pop has changed somewhat since the first list was published three years ago, here are now some more k-pop girls that I honestly don’t give a fuck about (even though you might), so now you can stop asking me about them because you will know exactly what I think.  Read on and enjoy – if you can stay awake!

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