Welcome to the 2016 stats post for Kpopalypse blog!
Other k-pop websites suck because they keep their super-secret stats a secret for sneaky data-mining purposes, or on-sell the data to annoying advertisers for quick pocket change, but Kpopalypse, being someone who gives very little fucks about web traffic or being popular or liked, is willing to share all his secrets! Let’s take a look at Kpopalypse data for 2016 and celebrate another year of Kpopalypse blog!
Firstly, which countries have the most caonimas? Here the list of what countries in the world visited Kpopalyspe blog the most!
| Country | Views |
|---|---|
 United States |
401,628 |
 Canada |
75,123 |
 Australia |
74,224 |
 United Kingdom |
71,814 |
 Singapore |
63,901 |
 Indonesia |
53,477 |
 Malaysia |
51,735 |
 Philippines |
48,532 |
 Brazil |
35,447 |
 Germany |
22,706 |
 France |
16,741 |
 Turkey |
16,564 |
 Poland |
15,260 |
 Netherlands |
13,294 |
 Sweden |
12,308 |
 Mexico |
11,931 |
 Hong Kong SAR China |
10,975 |
 Italy |
10,904 |
 Vietnam |
10,836 |
 South Korea |
10,770 |
 Spain |
10,631 |
 New Zealand |
10,615 |
 Thailand |
9,765 |
 Japan |
9,628 |
 India |
8,238 |
 Russia |
8,201 |
 Finland |
8,192 |
 Romania |
7,425 |
 Norway |
6,934 |
 Hungary |
5,578 |
 Taiwan |
5,155 |
 Ireland |
4,732 |
 Portugal |
4,636 |
 Denmark |
4,259 |
 Argentina |
4,001 |
 Chile |
3,884 |
 Greece |
3,267 |
 Belgium |
2,919 |
 Croatia |
2,717 |
 Brunei |
2,580 |
 European Union |
2,509 |
 Colombia |
2,356 |
 Switzerland |
2,324 |
 Saudi Arabia |
2,138 |
 Tunisia |
2,138 |
 Austria |
2,077 |
 Czech Republic |
2,072 |
 United Arab Emirates |
2,000 |
 Venezuela |
1,959 |
 Peru |
1,796 |
 Myanmar (Burma) |
1,700 |
 Pakistan |
1,640 |
 Bosnia & Herzegovina |
1,566 |
 South Africa |
1,531 |
 Estonia |
1,363 |
 China |
1,345 |
 Lithuania |
1,261 |
 Ukraine |
1,247 |
 Ecuador |
1,231 |
 Albania |
1,194 |
 Costa Rica |
1,161 |
 Nicaragua |
1,134 |
 Serbia |
1,107 |
 Algeria |
1,080 |
 Kazakhstan |
1,065 |
 Israel |
1,064 |
 Latvia |
1,042 |
 Egypt |
1,037 |
The USA leads the pack, as to be expected from any English-language website, and home country Australia put in an unusually strong showing, however a lot of those views might actually be me proofreading my own work, or reading my own posts back to myself and masturbating. 1,345 sneaky caonima hackers from China impressively managed to circumvent their country’s firewall to view Kpopalypse posts, but this was dwarfed by the 5,155 Taiwanese attracted by pro-Tzuyu content. Below are all the countries with only one view, these countries need to go reflect and return with more web traffic.
 Marshall Islands |
1 |
 Tonga |
1 |
 Anguilla |
1 |
 Gabon |
1 |
 Congo – Kinshasa |
1 |
 Togo |
1 |
 Solomon Islands |
1 |
 Djibouti |
1 |
 Tajikistan |
1 |
The following is the top 21 most popular posts on Kpopalypse blog (not including the homepage):
Boobs remain a popular theme, and part 2 of the boobs series continues to remain inexplicably way more popular than part 1 or 3. Part 4 was released in November 2016 and as such is at a disadvantage as it has had only a month or two to rack up views, but I’m sure it will make a showing next year.
Here are all the search engines people used to find Kpopalypse posts and how many times they were used:
| Google Search | 301,933 | |
 Google Image Search |
1,303 | |
 Google Mobile |
1,212 | |
 Bing |
486 | |
 Yahoo Search |
476 | |
 duckduckgo.com |
286 | |
 Ask.com |
37 | |
| MSN |
35 | |
| ixquick.com |
31 | |
| live.com |
30 | |
| Yandex |
25 | |
| t-online.de |
21 | |
| biglobe.ne.jp |
11 | |
| earthlink.net |
9 | |
| myway.com |
9 | |
| sweetim.com |
5 | |
| isearch.avg.com |
4 |
Looks like 486 of you misclicked “make Bing my search engine” when you installed the latest Adobe Flash player or whatever and now don’t know how to get rid of it, I suggest you go here for instructions on how to remove this cancer on the Internet from your machine. Another 37 of you poor bastards have the ask.com toolbar on your browser, sorry but I have no idea how to remove that piece of shit, you might as well kick your computer down the stairs because it’s probably fucked.
Here’s the websites which referred the most readers to Kpopalypse:
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 Reddit |
15,124 | ||
 Twitter |
13,226 | ||
| asianjunkie.com |
7,321 | ||
| disqus.com |
6,362 | ||
| ask.fm |
5,932 | ||
| antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com |
5,616 | ||
| onehallyu.com |
3,102 | ||
| android-app |
2,594 | ||
 Facebook |
2,453 | ||
| youtube.com |
2,364 | ||
 WordPress.com Reader |
945 | ||
Many Redditors got trolled into visiting Kpopalypse blog by sneaky caonimas who have been reposting articles over there (I don’t solicit this but I do appreciate it), and conceivably a few also visited willingly. Hello to all my Reddit friends, hopefully you enjoyed your stay, or if not at least found a way to turn your visit to Kpopalypse blog into those precious Reddit points! Several of you readers have also realised that the Kpopalypse Twitter contains a lot of relevant Kpopalypse activity including news of new postings, and sister sites Asian Junkie and Anti Kpop-Fangirl were also among the big traffickers of Kpopalypse content in 2016.
Here’s the most popular topics on Kpopalypse blog, by tag:
| fap | 4,175 |
| trufax | 3,022 |
| roundup | 2,309 |
| kpopalypse | 996 |
| technical | 636 |
| reviews | 537 |
| interview | 174 |
| cao ni ma | 153 |
| fiction | 118 |
I’m not sure what the numbers mean, I assume they are views over a specific timeframe, but exactly what that timeframe is, I’m uncertain. The missing categories are tabs and qrimole which are still too young to make a big impact on web traffic, and nugu alert which is always the most unpopular.
What did people search to bring them to Kpopalypse blog? Here’s all the search terms which met or exceeded double digits in 2016:
| kpopalypse | 1,498 |
| kpop boobs | 323 |
| korean pornstar | 131 |
| kpop ass | 117 |
| big-boobs-in-k-pop-guide-part-2 | 111 |
| kpop big boobs | 103 |
| kpop porn | 87 |
| snsd black ocean | 75 |
| korean boobs | 69 |
| kpop boob | 64 |
| kpop tits | 55 |
| https://kpopalypse.wordpress.com/ | 53 |
| kpop fap | 46 |
| kpop breast | 46 |
| cl boobs | 45 |
| kpop pornstar | 44 |
| song ji hyo boobs | 42 |
| korean boob | 41 |
| siwon homosexual | 41 |
| korean porn star | 37 |
| korean big boobs | 36 |
| sarah wolfgang | 35 |
| kpop biggest boobs | 35 |
| iu boobs | 34 |
| big-boobs-in-k-pop-part-3 | 34 |
| kpop big boob | 33 |
| girls generation black ocean | 31 |
| korean pornstars | 31 |
| black ocean kpop | 30 |
| busty kpop | 30 |
| big boobs kpop | 30 |
| exo tao bullied | 30 |
| 6-k-pop-idols-who-look-like-busty-pornstars | 29 |
| red velvet kpop | 27 |
| hong jin young boobs | 26 |
| worst kpop songs | 23 |
| kpop big breast | 22 |
| kpopcalipse | 22 |
| kpopalypse blog | 21 |
| kpoplyse | 20 |
| come k pop-aoa-t ara-j pop girls butt/ass hi-resulution gifs and hd wallpapers | 20 |
| mr removed | 20 |
| oh na ra tits pictures | 20 |
| biggest boobs in kpop | 19 |
| korea boobs | 19 |
| cl tits | 19 |
| kpop pornstars | 19 |
| hyunyoung big boob | 19 |
| boobs kpop | 19 |
| jaekyung boobs | 19 |
| sm trainee experience | 18 |
| worst kpop groups | 18 |
| sm entertainment trainees | 18 |
| korean idol porn | 18 |
| bring-the-girls-out-a-friendly-and-informative-guide-to-big-boobs-in-k-pop | 17 |
| korean idol boobs | 17 |
| korean fap | 17 |
| kpop idol porn | 17 |
| sm trainee | 17 |
| korean actress big boobs | 17 |
| pornography-and-your-right-to-fap-which-k-pop-idols-are-dedicated-to-the-cause | 17 |
| kpop blog | 16 |
| iu tits | 16 |
| korean big tits | 16 |
| cl boob | 16 |
| kpop black ocean | 16 |
| kpopalypse boobs | 16 |
| jessi boobs kpop | 15 |
| big boobs in kpop | 15 |
| red velvet member colors | 15 |
| kpop no bra | 15 |
| seolhyun boobs | 15 |
| eunsol boobs | 15 |
| kpop trainee experience | 15 |
| kpopalypse-interview-neil-hannigan-ex-trainee-at-sm-entertainment | 15 |
| korea boob | 15 |
| kpop drinking game | 15 |
| best kpop ass | 14 |
| mamamoo nude | 14 |
| kpop trainee | 14 |
| hyomin boobs | 14 |
| kpop idols who watch porn | 14 |
| sarah wolfgang kpop | 14 |
| choa boobs | 14 |
| kpop busty | 13 |
| cl 2ne1 boobs | 13 |
| red velvet test | 13 |
| kpop idols porn | 13 |
| kpop porn star | 13 |
| big boobs | 13 |
| black ocean snsd | 13 |
| tahiti hanhee | 13 |
| park eun ji cup size | 13 |
| kpop girl boobs | 13 |
| black ocean | 13 |
| hani exid boobs | 13 |
| big boobs korean | 12 |
| the-red-velvet-identification-test | 12 |
| hong jin young sex | 12 |
| ailee sexy ass | 12 |
| song ji hyo breast | 12 |
| stellar kpop scandal | 12 |
| kpop trainee life | 12 |
| kpop idol boobs | 12 |
| k idol with big breast | 12 |
| kpop big tits | 12 |
| kpop bra | 12 |
| aoa boobs | 12 |
| big boobs korea | 12 |
| best kpop boobs | 12 |
| k pop porn | 12 |
| sm trainee life | 11 |
| kpop idol sex | 11 |
| red velvet facial differences | 11 |
| snsd black ocean reason | 11 |
| sistar sexy ass | 11 |
| k pop big boobs | 11 |
| kpop girls big boobs | 11 |
| kpop breast size | 11 |
| kpop idol breast | 11 |
| ass kpop | 11 |
| big boob | 11 |
| kpop trainee schedule | 11 |
| ex sm trainee | 11 |
| lightsticks-and-sones-wont-break-my-bones-the-truth-about-k-pop-black-oceans | 11 |
| kpop girls boobs | 11 |
| korean big breast | 11 |
| aoa choa boobs | 10 |
| seolhyun breast | 10 |
| hani boobs | 10 |
| seolhyun boob | 10 |
| hong jin young breast | 10 |
| bring-the-girls-out-a-friendly-and-informative-guide-to-big-boobs-in-k-pop | 10 |
| song ji hyo boob | 10 |
| bigboobs kpop female | 10 |
| snsd sunny boobs | 10 |
| minhee stellar boobs | 10 |
| best boobs kpop | 10 |
| breast kpop | 10 |
| twice boobs | 10 |
| big boob kpop | 10 |
| kpop star porn | 10 |
| korean ass | 10 |
| bra kpop | 10 |
| momo twice boobs | 10 |
| hyosung breast | 10 |
| anti kpop fangirl | 10 |
Gosh I seem to notice a pattern forming!
Once people were on Kpopalyspe blog, where were they most likely to go next?
| Clicks | |
|---|---|
| http://www.youtube.com |
75,879 |
| WordPress.com Media |
47,265 |
| http://www.asianjunkie.com |
16,682 |
 kpopalypse.wordpress.com |
8,171 |
| antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com.au |
6,187 |
| ask.fm |
4,546 |
| http://www.soompi.com |
4,520 |
| http://www.reddit.com |
3,492 |
| en.wikipedia.org |
3,282 |
| http://www.kpopstarz.com |
2,584 |
| kpopalypse.polldaddy.com |
2,390 |
| Twitter |
2,051 |
| http://www.koreaboo.com |
1,934 |
| popdust.com |
1,832 |
| onehallyu.com |
1,314 |
| omonatheydidnt.livejournal.com |
1,302 |
| antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com |
1,098 |
| kpopkfans.blogspot.com.au |
871 |
| arcadey.net |
830 |
“WordPress.com Media” means that someone clicked closer to examine an image, either to take a closer look, reveal hidden content (trufax: many Kpopalypse posts have content hidden behind images) or right click and save for later use. What were the most popular images?
The most popular images were all from quiz posts that asked the reader to click a link for an answer embedded in an image, such as the K-pop identity crisis post and the ever popular Red Velvet identification test post, however the real surprise was that Shannon’s iconic apology managed to outperform the Jiyeon webcam scandal.
Here’s the most popular YouTube video destinations. Note that these are destinations from text links, not embedded images, so people don’t necessarily know what they were clicking:
It looks like Big B-B-B–BBOA_BAAAAAAM BAAAAAA BOING BO-BBOING BANG’s links were the most popular for 2016! I won’t spoiler the links for you, have fun clicking!
Here’s the links to Asian Junkie that you guys followed the most:
…and Anti Kpop-Fangirl:
Also, some stats for the Kpopalypse radio show, firstly the most played artists:
…and here’s some general stats, showing the total amount of unique artists played as well as the amount of female artists relative to the total:
And that’s all the stats for this post! Thank you all for reading Kpopalypse blog which now celebrates its 4th anniversary! Have a T-ara performance:
…and AOA’s Jimin kicking your ass:
Thank you to all readers who support Kpopalypse blog! An extra special tanks to the people who took up the plunge of Patreon donations in 2016, getting tiny amounts of moneys per month makes me feel extra-good about posting for you generous caonimas, so Kpopalypse loves you all! Kpopalypse will continue the postings into 2017 and beyond!
KPOPALYPSE 
Bootleg stats:
Thanks for this! It reminded me that I hadn’t put in any radio show stats at all, so I’ve rectified this!
Have you been contacted yet on the fact that you played ANYONE more often than Crayon Pop? Are you quietly reflecting on that, or are you living dangerously?
mmmmm… data.
Well that’s handy, I hadn’t noticed a nugu-alert tag until today, i usually just search. In fact i only just noticed you have a tag cloud! That’s quite enough learning things for one day.
I actually can’t believe none of the AnalCunt blind link videos didn’t make it onto that list, there were a metric crap ton of them this year.