Kpopalypse round / up is back! Let’s check out this / week’s new releases!
This is a special / Haiku roundup for those who / liked Haiku reviews
Kpopalypse round / up is my best friend, but is / roundup your best friend?
Apink – Only One
The queens of the dog / whistle concept are back to / show you how its done
Crayon Pop – DooDoomChit
The real meme here is / the makeup level which is / over 9000
Mamamoo – New York
Oh wow it’s a new / song by Mamamoo and it’s / dull like all the rest
KittiB & Jace ft. Kanto & DJ Juice – So Easy
Worthless R&B / and even worse, the fashions / hurt my retinas
Song Jieun – Bobby Doll
She meant “Barbie Doll”? / Don’t worry, Mattell won’t sue / over this dull song
Kim Juna – Summer Dream
My summer dream is / for shitty songs like this to / finish existing
Baba & Ryeowook – Cosmic
There’s nothing cosmic / about this boring slow dirge / with too much vocals
Stellar Moments – Dark S
Not to be confused / with Stellar the idol group / some electro thing
Hyungdon & Daejune ft. IU – Decision
Hyundon and Daejune / should have recorded “Park You” / with IU instead
Fromm ft. Giriboy – Pieces Of You & Me
Instrumentals are / okay but whenever they / sing it turns to shit
Anda – Like Family
If I was a sheik / I’d marry her just to end / her music career
Sistar – Don’t Leave Me
It’s just an advert / but that is no excuse for / this fucking garbage
Project Ccok – Determined To Love
Here’s this week’s entry / in “let’s help Kpopalypse / make some roundup puns”
Jung Jinwoo – B Side U
So generic that / I can’t think up anything / witty to write here
Evan – The Trace
They play this MV / off as “art” but it’s really / just about perving
Crystal Tea – Express Boyfriend
I don’t know what this / is, but it’s not very good / so whatever man
That is all for this / week’s Kpopalypse roundup / more new songs next week!
10 thoughts on “Kpopalypse round / up – new k-pop releases / 26-9-16”
laugh my/ ass off/ am I/ doing it right?
no / no / no
Monday are like / best of week / cuz shitty music
why are / you typing / like this
No one here seems to / get how the haiku works: try / harder, cao ni mas
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Also, Ji Eun’s song reads ‘Ba Bi Dol’ in Korean, which obviously was meant to be ‘barbie doll’ indeed./ Somebody fucked up the spelling there :)))
Bobby doll is the best release, pls. Also, Apink is nice.
I find dodoomchit to be quite okay, I mean it’s not as bad as everyone claimed it to be on AKF
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