Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Episode 2: Gfriend

It’s time for another episode of Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times!


Before we get started, your ready reference of plagiarism-related trufax:

These links might be helpful if you’ve never read anything that I’ve written about plagiarism before.  Once you’ve read them, continue as we discuss


Firstly, what do I actually think of them?  Or in other words, how biased am I?  Firstly, the songs:


Rough” is really good.  “Me Gustas Tu” is pretty good.  “Navillera” is also decent.  “Glass Bead” is by far the worst feature track, fairly boring.  Nothing of theirs is truly horrible (as far as feature tracks go), but they tend to do the same thing with only minor variations anyway so they’re not exactly taking a lot of risks, their songs so far are four versions of pretty much the same thing.  Gfriend are the Brian Johnson-era AC/DC of k-pop churning out basically the same shit constantly and that’s fine, it’s k-pop not some up-the-ass trendy bullshit music that 18 year olds with big bushy beards and one-speed bicycles listen to.

Do I like the girls?  Umji has coveted status as 2016’s “no reason” sidebar girl, which of course means that the answer is “mu” ().  Mu as a response loosely translates to “no thing”, which doesn’t mean “no”, nor does it mean “yes”.  It’s the absence of both “yes” and “no”, the suggestion that the true answer lies outside of these boundaries, so the literal meaning could be translated into Australian as “shove your simplistic false dichotomy up your cunthole” (perhaps using Eunha’s jaw as a wedge to get it as far up there as possible).

Now that we’re all thoroughly confused, let’s move onto the plagiarism accusations:

Gfriend plagiarism accusation #1: Gfriend’s “Glass Bead” sounds like Girls’ Generation’s “Into The New World”

It’s true that the two songs do sound alike, especially in the chorus.  I noticed this straight away, as did many others, to the point where Gfriend themselves even commented and said “well we’re still young so this is our only opportunity to rip SNSD off before we age past the material“.  However sounding alike and plagiarism aren’t the same thing.  Blues, jazz, reggae and country music all literally couldn’t even exist without “soundalikes”.  All music sounds pretty much the same – if it didn’t, you probably wouldn’t like it.  That’s because people process music relative to other music that they’re already heard.  Really innovative things happen in the pop sphere very rarely – most shit sounds like other shit, and you can get just about any song and find another one that sounds similar.  Things really do need to sound exactly the same to a large degree for there to be a case here, not just “gosh that seems similar”, but many k-pop fans can’t tell the difference between “similar” and “identical” because tone-deafness is an incredibly common thing.  It’s not k-pop fans’ fault if they have trouble discerning pitch accurately, but maybe they shouldn’t go around acting like they know stuff for sure that they don’t, lest they be made an example of by contemptuous snarky k-pop bloggers.

Gfriend plagiarism accusation #2: Gfriend’s “Trust” sounds like “Girls’ Generation’s “Complete”

What, you’re saying that all disgusting k-pop album filler ballads sound the same?  Gee, someone stop the presses.  I’ve been saying that they all sound the fucking same for years.  K-pop’s terrible ballads are not plagiarism but just shitty music, mind you I’m happy to pretend that it’s all plagiarism if it gets a few of these awful songs banned off the face of the planet.

Gfriend plagiarism accusation #3: Gfriend’s “Navillera” looks like Oh My Girl’s “Liar Liar (v2)”

Speaking of liars, this accusation comes courtesy of a hilariously biased-in-tone article from Koreaboo, a trashy website who aren’t afraid of engaging in a bit of actual plagiarism of their own.  The logic would go that it takes one to know one, but the article hilariously suggests that Gfriend’s real roller skates are plagiarising Oh My Girl’s fake rollerskates.  I swear I’m not making this up, this is a real article that suggests not more than one girl group is ever allowed to wear roller skates, ever, without being legitimately accused of plagiarism.  If we’re going to go down this route, I think no girl groups should wear underwear because SNSD wore underwear once.  Seems fair.  Oh and did I mention that Oh My Girl’s rollerskates aren’t actually real rollerskates anyway?  Just pointing that out.

Gfriend plagiarism accusation #4: Gfriend’s “Navillera” tennis clothing looks like some other tennis clothing


Already debunked by the clothes manufacturers themselves so no need to repeat it all here except to say that imagine a world where wearing clothing was copyrightable.  You wouldn’t be allowed to wear anything at all, because a while back someone else also wore it.  It scares me that netizens who comment on k-pop articles and think stuff like this is actually an issue may one day become important people in society making actual decisions that affect others.  Humanity is in a bad place.

Gfriend plagiarism accusation #5: something to do with Apink, fuck I dunno


Fuck, k-pop fans are dickheads.  Every k-pop girl logo ever has a heart in it or some bullshit.  Also, budding brides, don’t hold flowers while posing for photos, you’re plagiarising Apink!  Also remember that only Apink can wear white dresses!  Don’t wear black ones either, you’re probably plagiarising Rainbow!  Probably safest to just not get married. girls.

Gfriend plagiarism accusation #6: Gfriend’s “Navillera” intro sounds like Infinite’s “The Chaser” intro

So an intro to an older k-pop song was great so Gfriend’s agency decided to do something very similar to it so they could also sound awesome?  Good!  They’re learning by others’ good examples.  That’s how music evolves into a more awesome thing over time, by people getting what was cool and mimicking it, slightly changing it as they go.  Not plagiarism, but evolution, which of course bothers netizens who are not very evolved creatures and thus jealous that biology has left them behind.

Gfriend plagiarism accusation #7: Gfriend’s “Compass” sounds like f(x)’s “Airplane”

They’re copying f(x) album tracks too?  Thank fuck for that, f(x) are one of the only groups in k-pop who actually have some decent fucking album tracks.  Let’s support Gfriend’s copycat mission all the way!

Gfriend plagiarism accusation #666: Umji’s look is plagiarising 1980s era Bruce Dickinson

This accusation comes direct from KPOPALYPSE and is therefore PURE UNADULTERATED TRUFAX.


It seems that Umji has completely plagiarised the image of one of the world’s greatest heavy metal singers, Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden.  Clearly this face style, long flowing locks and undeniable good looks are plagiarised.  Can you even tell who is who in these pictures?


It’s not just the physical appearance – the iconic dance moves are similar.  People wonder why Gfriend are so good at dance, it’s because they learned from watching Iron Maiden videos over and over in their dorms.


Who can deny the similarity?  Clearly, Iron Maiden should sue Gfriend’s agency.


To top it all off, both Umji and Bruce are well-versed in INCREDIBLY SKILLED AND CONVINCING TV LIPSYNCING.

Clearly Kpopalypse has identified the only plagiarism controversy in Gfriend that really matters.  You’re welcome!


13 thoughts on “Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Episode 2: Gfriend

  1. Plagiarism?
    The word is so pedestrian – and rather vulgar I might add. I prefer the phrase, ‘Serendipitous Academic Convergence’. One cannot deny how much classier that sounds.


    Why do all the Kpop females dress like Japanese school girls. Who in turn dress like English school girls from some of the better schools.

    • A video featuring real Korean women reacting to Gfriend’s Rough made the telling comments that 1. the “school uniforms” they were wearing were WAY shorter than they were used to, and 2. they look like Japanese school uniforms! …Which leads us to the uncomfortable truth that Japanese men fetishize school girls way more than Korean men do. (Also: Emma Watson!) 🙂

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  3. I’m ecstatic! You’ve not only featured my favorite girl group in one of your erudite, educational music theory posts, you’ve given me a couple of great new Umji pics to fap to! …I am sincerely, forever in your debt. (But seriously, I think we have sorta the same taste in women; my top old bias chipmunk-cheeked Raina and now Umji too! Although most of the nice Asian girls you feature in your fap posts, I couldn’t give a shit about.) To summarize, Thanks Much! 🙂

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