It’s that time again – Kpopalypse roundup time! Let’s check out this week’s new releases!
Hi its Amy here, Kpopalypse left his computer on the train cos he’s a dumb dumb so Ive stole it and Im not giving it back! i’m gonna make posts all the time now! I will make all the posts! they will be even better than my fanfic! i’ll review all the songs for this roundup which is GREAT because his reviews are BORING and STUPID and I could do better! Also his header image sucks so I got a better one!!.
Davichi are stupid and that one on the left is a mole, she always picks on the other one, but Xiumin is a nice person plus he is attractive. Okay lets do reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NCT 127 – Fire Truck
Really cant choose between these guys OMG they are so awesome did you see the part where the guy does the flip OMG FIRE TRUCK WHHOOOP WHHOOOOP
CIVA – Why
Explicit group name doesnt make you cool! your just rude!!!!!!
GFriend – Navillera
Plagiarism OMG they just nicked the intro out of Infinite’s “THe Chaser” what a bunch of little thieves, i bet they would steal your lunch money at school too, dont trust them or turn your back!
Unnies – Shut Up
OI STAY AWAY FROM EXO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hui, Yeo One, Yuto, Kino, Woo Seok – Young
Really cant choose between these guys either EVERYONE IS SO LIKE OMG
Matilda – Summer Again
Tramps who probably smoke weed behind the bike shed
Wonder Girls – Why So Lonely
All their weed probably comes from this group, Hyuna was in Wonder Girls once and shes the ultimate slut cos she slept with Jay Park and got KNOCKED UP and got AN ABORTION which is just like so icky.
D.Holic – Color Me Rad
So glad there isnt a video for this because im sure it would be disgusting
Juniel – Pisces
I think Juniel has gotten thinner which isnt fair she had better not get any fancy ideas
Infinite – That Summer (Second Story)
AAAAAAHHHHHH MY FEELS SDIGUBWEIFHNPSDIUVH PNWIUEFNPDSIUHVN PIUEHNVPEIUWNVPUI
Don Mills – Meerae
Not liking this cos rappers are supposed to be cute and dance not just wave their hands a lot, this song is stupid
Taemin – Sayonara Hitori
Jam of the year but HWY IS IT IN BONUS SONGS Kpopalyspe sucks why doesnt he play this at the start of his show what a poo head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Switch – Fiestaloca
U gotta be kidding me, sexy concepts are gross, more like fiesta OF WHORES. look how they wear flesh coloured clothing so you think their naked ugh
Miss $ – Featuring
No idea who these people are, better not sleep with oppar though i reckon they look too old to have a chance anyway although i guess it didnt stop cradle snatcher Taeyeon
KIR ft Chris Cho – Ooh La La La
KIR is okay but why isnt he showing his abs
Bearx – Maiden
I think bears are nice.
Gogoboys – Bird
EVERYHWHERE I LOOKED IN THIS VIDEO BUT WHY ARE THERE NO GOGO BOYS. THERE’S JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID DRAWINGS. WHAT IS THIS
B1A4, BTOB, Kassy, Youngji (KARA), A-Jax, April, Oh My Girl – Fingertip’s Love
To be honest i’m scared, all these people in the one room together makes me nervous bad things could happen DONT BE FOOLED BY THEIR CUTE ACT OPPARS, THEY JUST WANT YOUR MONEYS
Joohee – Happy
Oh yuck this woman looks like Ailee and is even on the same label as Ailee i bet she strips like Ailee too
Mooree – Merry Go Round
This girl looks sad in the video thats because shes not with oppa but you can’t have him he is mine, deal with it, go play on your swing little crying girl
Outsider – Become Stronger
Hair that is really long on guys looks yucky, unless its Taemin, or Ren, or Donhae, or Mir, or Jaejoong, or Yunho, or Sungjong, or Hongki, or Minho
Outsider – Gokseong
Even Kim Hyun Joong looked better with long hair, SS501 forever! We believe you! But if your lying I would let you hit my body, just be gentle with my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tan & Emotion – Road To Nowhere
For real I can relate to the struggle of this video its like my struggle for my oppars
KK Band – Pang Pang
Bands like this make no sense why would you even make music if you dont look any good, nobody wants to see old people, they are even older than Kpopalypse and hes OLD
Phonebooth – The Birth Of Tragedy
I think these guys would be hot but they have that stupid colour filter so i cant tell, also they should dance and show their abs more
J-Min – Way Back Home
Please stay in bed, stay away from oppar I dont like you, J-min you look like that bitch Sarah at my school who touched Xiumin inappropriately
OOHYO – Youth
Lets be honest Xiumin didn’t want to be touched by Sarah she’s a DIRTY RAPIST she touched him on the arm and it was only real quick like but it still counts
Ayna & Deeepsol – Walk & Walk
Everyone hates that bitch Sarah i wish she would walk and walk away and like off a cliff or something she’s always bragging “oh i touched Xiumin” and you didn’t
Se7en – I’m Good
All day she brags about it and she sucks up to the teachers and the boys in class too, everyone treats her special but she is so fugly and gross
Witches – Young Heart
She is such a mole patrol, we all yell “mole patrol” when she walks by, she looks easy and cheap like Hyuna in cutoff jeans after she got an abortion the day before
Yup Kim – Swirling Cherry Blossom Petals
Eww thinking abotu Sarah is so gross, I must think of oppar Xiumin instead so here is a picture to help me, I hope he washed his pure arm after she got her dirty germs on him