It’s time for another Kpopalypse roundup! Let’s take a look at this week’s new releases!
DIA – On The Road
DIA should stop trying to be Gfriend 2.0 or Twice 2.0 and start trying to be T-ara 2.0 like MBK’s initial press releases promised.
Younha ft. Ha:tfelt, Cheetah – Get It
It doesn’t sound too bad I guess but if this is what actually qualifies as a “girl power anthem” in 2016 then we really do have a generation of soft weak fucks on our hands.
San E & Raina – Sugar & Me
Doyeon, get your ass out of the way – you’re disrupting my Raina fap rhythm, which is the only reason I can think of to watch this.
BoA & Beenzino – No Matter What
Just like the new stuff by f(x)/SHINee/Luna/etc fucking etc… let’s hope SM gets bored of this sound real soon.
Seventeen – Love Letter
I bet the boys from Seventeen didn’t even know how to use pencils and were trained in pencil use especially for this video.
Wheesung ft. LE – Hold Over
Remember in last week’s roundup when I said that EXO’s “Lucky One” actually went harder than the typical boring k-pop funk bullshit? Well here’s some typical boring k-pop funk bullshit.
10cm – I Like You
I don’t like the song, but why couldn’t the San E & Raina video be more like this?
Kiha & The Faces – The Smell’s Gone
I’m pretty sure the smell is still there, these guys should check again.
CSP ft. Kang Minhee – HuaHin
Bada ft. Kanto – Flower
Screechy midrangey warble-fest. Do people really listen to music like this in the real world?
Bada – Amazing
Just as irritating but hey, at least this one is a minute shorter!
Gray ft. ELO – Good
Tarin – Only One Person
For those picking apart my video production post on Reddit like vultures for social validation – no, this particular video probably didn’t cost $100,000.
Koh Nayoung – Rain
This song’s so boring that the singer couldn’t even be fucked mouthing along to the words for most of the video.
Voisper – Summer Cold
Park Ki Ryang – Scar
What’s with that snare drum which sounds like a sneeze? Yes it’s horrible but it’s also the only noteworthy thing about this song so I should be grateful I guess.
Juicy Candy & San E ft. Gary – Like An Aeroplane
People will get up on their moral high horse and criticise my blog all day because I’m over 40 and I dare to have k-pop biases under the age of 39, and then they’ll watch this 5 minutes later and pretend that it’s not porn.
Yangsun ft. Lupi – Nam Yaegi
Typical insulting R&B crap for mental children. Aren’t you glad that roundup is here so you don’t miss out on this garbage?
Yerin – Bye Bye My Blue
Oh look the member of 15& that isn’t Park Jimin released a song.
As One – The Pain I Caused
This is the ballad-duo As One, not the other As One that a few people actually care about. Just so you know.
That’s it for Kpopalypse roundup – more next week!