It’s time for another Kpopalypse roundup! Let’s take a look at this week’s new releases!
Snuper
DIA – On The Road
DIA should stop trying to be Gfriend 2.0 or Twice 2.0 and start trying to be T-ara 2.0 like MBK’s initial press releases promised.
Younha ft. Ha:tfelt, Cheetah – Get It
It doesn’t sound too bad I guess but if this is what actually qualifies as a “girl power anthem” in 2016 then we really do have a generation of soft weak fucks on our hands.
San E & Raina – Sugar & Me
Doyeon, get your ass out of the way – you’re disrupting my Raina fap rhythm, which is the only reason I can think of to watch this.
BoA & Beenzino – No Matter What
Just like the new stuff by f(x)/SHINee/Luna/etc fucking etc… let’s hope SM gets bored of this sound real soon.
Seventeen – Love Letter
I bet the boys from Seventeen didn’t even know how to use pencils and were trained in pencil use especially for this video.
Wheesung ft. LE – Hold Over
Remember in last week’s roundup when I said that EXO’s “Lucky One” actually went harder than the typical boring k-pop funk bullshit? Well here’s some typical boring k-pop funk bullshit.
10cm – I Like You
I don’t like the song, but why couldn’t the San E & Raina video be more like this?
Kiha & The Faces – The Smell’s Gone
I’m pretty sure the smell is still there, these guys should check again.
CSP ft. Kang Minhee – HuaHin
Easily the best song this week, this video is oddly shortened but radio listeners got the full song. CSP reminds me a little of CSS. Lovefoxx is still hotter than Minhee though.
BONUS SONGS
Bada ft. Kanto – Flower
Screechy midrangey warble-fest. Do people really listen to music like this in the real world?
Bada – Amazing
Just as irritating but hey, at least this one is a minute shorter!
Gray ft. ELO – Good
It’s not.
Tarin – Only One Person
For those picking apart my video production post on Reddit like vultures for social validation – no, this particular video probably didn’t cost $100,000.
Koh Nayoung – Rain
This song’s so boring that the singer couldn’t even be fucked mouthing along to the words for most of the video.
Voisper – Summer Cold
This garbage is exactly what I expected SoReal’s “My Heart Says” to sound like before I dared to turn the sound up and got the biggest shock of 2014.
Park Ki Ryang – Scar
What’s with that snare drum which sounds like a sneeze? Yes it’s horrible but it’s also the only noteworthy thing about this song so I should be grateful I guess.
Juicy Candy & San E ft. Gary – Like An Aeroplane
People will get up on their moral high horse and criticise my blog all day because I’m over 40 and I dare to have k-pop biases under the age of 39, and then they’ll watch this 5 minutes later and pretend that it’s not porn.
Yangsun ft. Lupi – Nam Yaegi
Typical insulting R&B crap for mental children. Aren’t you glad that roundup is here so you don’t miss out on this garbage?
Yerin – Bye Bye My Blue
Oh look the member of 15& that isn’t Park Jimin released a song.
As One – The Pain I Caused
This is the ballad-duo As One, not the other As One that a few people actually care about. Just so you know.
That’s it for Kpopalypse roundup – more next week!
adkslfhakslhgk, i thought about that exact quote from last week while listening to that wheesung song
Last week really was the pits.
Why did you review that shitty (Park Ki Ryang) Scar and not the fapfest that is Hustle?