Big boobs in k-pop guide part 2: the boobs that Kpopalypse forgot

Ever since I did my big boobs in k-pop guide post, I’ve been inundated with people complaining that my list left out their fave.  I knew this would happen, after all such an exhaustive topic is never going to be “complete”.  Not only did I leave out some people, but several new performers have also emerged as possible contenders of interest, so it’s time for a follow-up post to address these concerns and educate the general population in the virtues of k-pop boobs.


WARNING: before you click to read more – this post is bigger than Puer Kim’s rack.  Prepare your browser appropriately for a large deluge of images of k-pop boobs.
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Celebrating a year of sidebar Eunkyo

Some of you have been clicking on Eunkyo for no reason.  But have you missed anything in 2014?  Here’s a list of (almost) all the websites that were featured on the clickable sidebar Eunkyo over the past year (or however long I’ve had her there, can’t remember exactly but it feels like about a year).  Just in case you missed any of the fun.  Enjoy!


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Kpopalypse language class – The Korean alphabet

It’s a constant source of embarrassment to me that I DJ a k-pop radio show yet I can’t speak a word of Korean.  I’ve got no plans to go to Korea or anything like that, but it sure would be nice to be able to read CD album liner notes and pronounce track titles correctly.  Also, it’d be great not having to rely on shady Netizenbuzz articles with creepy anti T-ara editorialising from NB herself in them for my netizen translations – it’d be especially nice to cut that particular umbilical cord.  Learning Korean language has been on my to-do list for a while now, but the trick is – how to get motivated to learn this shit as well as fit it into the rest of my busy schedule?  So I thought I’d make myself a blog post about it.


I always find that I memorise things much better if I’m forced to write down or type out the stuff, so by making this little alphabet post, it’ll (theoretically) help me to remember the Korean characters and how they sound.  So this affair isn’t one-sided and you the reader also get some value out of this even if you don’t necessarily give a shit about learning Korean yourself, I’ll use each letter as an excuse to extrapolate a bit on some things that are Kpopalypse-related that I’ve been asked about or that may be of interest to readers (or not).

Note: your browser/computer obviously needs to support Korean text reproduction or you ain’t gonna see shit.

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Line-up changes and k-pop in 2014 – what’s the big deal?

Apparently, the Kpopalypse has arrived, and (for once) it’s got nothing to do with me.  People have actually been trying to trend #kpopalypse on Twitter lately, and a lot of this has got to do with many of k-pop’s biggest groups suddenly starting to fall apart.


Honestly I don’t really care about any of it, but it seems to be an issue for a lot of people, so I thought a blog post about how and why line-up changes happen might be useful to give people who are freaking out about this shit a little bit of context, as well as an appreciation for why oppar doesn’t want to play “ulf nega ulf” anymore.

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Kpopalypse Monopoly

It’s a rainy day indoors with a bunch of your friends who are all k-pop fans, and suddenly the power goes out.  What to do?  Time to forget about the Internet and entertain yourself old-school style with the only board game in the house, Monopoly.


Of course, today’s k-pop lovers can’t do anything for more than five seconds at a time unless it’s related to k-pop somehow, so this post will show you how to customise your Monopoly experience with k-pop fun!  Here’s how to set up Kpopalypse Monopoly for that rainy day!

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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2012

Some of you folks have noticed that I’ve got a “best of 2012” list on my blog, but not a “worst of 2012” list, and have asked when will I do a list of all the shitty stuff from that year.  So due to popular demand as well as a desire to be a completist and scratch my OCD-itch here’s a massively-belated list of what I believe to be 2012’s biggest k-pop stinkers.


The reason for the omission of a “worst of 2012” list until now is because when I first started blogging it was around the end of 2012, and I hadn’t figured out back then that people would actually prefer me to take a gigantic dump on their faves than praise them.  I only ever wanted to write nice things and be happy and say how great everything was… but these awful songs probably helped pushed me over the edge until I became the blogger that I am today.

Warning – this list has 30 YouTube videos and might get laggy on slow computers.  Give it a few seconds to load before you start scrolling down and crashing your browser, you impatient cunt.

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