This post is a full index of all current Kpopalypse articles (minus a few minor ones like site update news and the Kpopalypse roundup series) because the default archives weren’t sexy enough. The index includes some versions that I’ve posted to other sites, or found on other sites, all related discussions I’ve found, and some versions translated into other languages where applicable. It will be updated occasionally after I post some new blogs. Posts are in reverse chronological order, so new posts will get added to the top of the list.
THE KPOPALYPSE ARTICLE INDEX
DECEMBER 2019
KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2019
A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.
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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2019
A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.
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Kpopalypse’s review of 2019’s jizz-slurping Christmas k-pop slop
Kpopalypse listens to 2019’s awful Christmas comebacks, so you don’t have to!
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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2019
Songs from 2019 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.
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Kpopalypse apologises to ONCEs for posting an interview with that creepy German Nayeon stalker
…and they wouldn’t accept the apology anyway, because they’re trashbags. Now where did I put that password…
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Josh (a.k.a the German Nayeon stalker)
Kpopalypse talks directly to one of the most terrifying individuals in the k-pop world in an interview so controversial, it had to be password-protected!
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Kpopalypse’s web traffic, stats and metrics wrap-up for 2019
Who is vising Kpopalypse blog, how often, and why? Find out here! Spoiler: it’s probably the titties.
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Results of Kpopalypse’s predictions for k-pop in 2019 and new ultra–trufaxual predictions for 2020
Why read the next 12 months worth of trashy k-pop news articles when you can just read this and know it all in advance?
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QRIMOLE – Christmas 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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NOVEMBER 2019
Is Goo Hara’s ex in jail yet?
The truth revealed!
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AustralianSana & Kpopalypse podcast – Episode 8: Goo Hara, IU, CLC, random questions and CAMEL PISS
AustralianSana returns to discuss k-pop tragedies and answer many reader questions with Kpopalypse!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 47 – Flor_us, S2U, Blity
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – Ploopy678’s least viewed videos!
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Kpopalypse’s music theory class for dumbass k-pop fans: part 8 – harmonics, equal tempered tuning and the circle of fifths
More music theory! In this episode: the circle of fifths, what is it, and why is it a thing?
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The Kpopalypse Allkpop performance review
Kpopalypse boycott of Allkpop has expired – or has it?
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Wrapping it softly – Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide part 6
Kpopalypse returns to analyse k-pop idol boobs yet again!
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Copy paste these to clear Jungkook searches!
Kpopalypse baby – Kpopalypse dancer – Kpopalypse golden maknae – Kpopalypse muscle pig – Kpopalypse caonima
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QRIMOLE – November 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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OCTOBER 2019
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 46 – Zeebomb, J-Cat ft. Ovecoco, Soumbalgwang
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – usually-ignored genres!
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AustralianSana & Kpopalypse podcast – Episode 7: BTS, Twitter harassment and weaponised “wokeness”, plus Lovelyz “Sixth Sense”
AustralianSana returns to discuss her Twitter ban, the BTS hive-mind and more!
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Help for k-pop websites who don’t know exactly what to write about Sulli
Winners don’t do clickbait!
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Kpopalypse’s second guide to the best erotic computer games if you’re Monsta X’s Wonho
More gaming recommendations for people trapped in a dorm with nothing but their very buff right arm.
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Night Of The Living Fandumb
Interactive fiction: bloodthirsty ARMYs are taking over – how long can you last?
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The Kpopalypse 2019 survey of caonima action – THE RESULTS!
Burning trufax revealed!
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QRIMOLE – October 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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SEPTEMBER 2019
Celebrating a year of sidebar Haseul
A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Haseul on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months. Haseul from Loona was replaced by Daewang from Pink Fantasy on the sidebar after this post.
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Kpopalypse answers: how to stop loving kpop
If you need help kicking the habit, or maybe just dialling it back a notch, this post is for you!
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The Kpopalypse k-pop scandal scale – evaluating the main scandal categories in k-pop
Which scandals in k-pop are really important, and should you care?
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AustralianSana & Kpopalypse Episode 6: The BTS Saudi Arabian concert in detail
The AustralianSana series is now a podcast!
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Tvixxbar (Eric from The Boyz’ alleged bully victim)
Was Eric a high school bully? I don’t know, and this interview doesn’t prove anything. However it does raise the questions – to what extent should people be held accountable for their pasts, and how can k-pop fans best help alleged bullying victims?
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Introducing Chuu+, the Kpopalypse search terms Twitter bot!
Makes sure you give Chuu+ a follow if you’re on Twitter for search term fun times!
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Kpopalypse’s music theory class for dumbass k-pop fans: part 7 – timbre, natural and synthesised
More music theory, this time all about vibrations!
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AUGUST 2019
QRIMOLE – September 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Help Kpopalypse present his problematic self appropriately for Dreamcatcher!
When is fancamming being creepy, and should Kpopalypse care?
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Kpopalypse fashion class – necklines
Kpopalypse explores the secret relationship between necklines and apparent boob volume in the most controversial Kpopalypse fashion class post yet!
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Kpopalypse says Nǐ hǎo to Chinese caonimas!
Don’t forget the Kpopalypse Patreon for your Yuans!
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KPOPALYPSE VIDEO INTERVIEW – Chris P (Korean Indie)
Kpopalypse interviews Korean Indie a second time, this time on video, with reader-submitted questions!
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Kpopalypse answers: things to do with kpop photobooks
If you’re not sure what to do with that photocard (not the one you wanted), this post has useful information!
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AustralianSana & Kpopalypse – Episode 5: AustralianSana on Hard Quiz, Blackpink live, BTS ARMYs, and more
If you’re not sure what to do with that photocard (not the one you wanted), this post has useful information!
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Kpopalypse’s guide to dating busty women for Kang Daniel to use when dating Twice’s Jihyo
You or someone that you know probably needs this information. Don’t worry, I won’t tell.
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The Kpopalypse 2019 bias list
Your important update on Kpopalypse’s faves.
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JULY 2019
QRIMOLE – August 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Kpopalypse’s music theory class for dumbass k-pop fans part 6 – harmony and chord basics
Stuff about playing more than one note at the same time – in k-pop!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 45 – Flywithme, A.B.O, BJ Girls
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – girl groups with no music videos!
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Eunji-man!
Eat dots and ghosts with Eunji’s enormous mouth!
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The Kpopalypse 2019 Objectification Survey results part 4 of 4 – MOST ATTRACTIVE MEN AND WOMEN in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s most attractive males and females!
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The Kpopalypse 2019 Objectification Survey results part 3 of 4 – best LEGS in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female legs!
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The Kpopalypse 2019 Objectification Survey results part 2 of 4 – best FEMALE AND MALE ASSES in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female behinds!
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The third Kpopalypse compilation of important Honey Popcorn drama reviews, plus crucial member updates!
Keeping you in the loop on all the latest Honey Popcorn news, including a summary of new members!
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The Kpopalypse 2019 Objectification Survey results part 1 of 4 – best FEMALE BOOBS and MALE TORSO/ABS in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female upper bodies!
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Try Not To Hold Hands With Yves!
What happens when a Loona-themed Kpopalypse computer game is banned from r/Loona?
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JUNE 2019
QRIMOLE – July 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Try Not To Have Gay Sex With Yves: an adventure game by Kpopalypse
It’s harder than you think.
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Kpopalypse’s super-basic easy-to-follow and not at all condescending guide to k-pop for people who have only ever heard of BTS
Do YOU like BTS? Then maybe this post will be useful! But probably not.
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Kpopalypse’s Blackpink Melbourne Australia 2019 live review
Blackpink were in Kpopalypse’s area – but were they the revolution? Find out as Kpopalypse reviews the first Australian k-pop girl group concert in SIX YEARS!
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How Blackpink, Red Velvet, And More Are Redefining Womanhood In K-pop (first draft)
Can you feel the empowerment?
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MAY 2019
QRIMOLE – June 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Kpopalypse answers: why do not the kpop have a bigger bosoms
Only the most relevant questions are tackled at kpopalypse.com
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 44 – Cacophony, Nightoff, Texas Karaoke
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – musically different!
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Kpopalypse’s music theory class for dumbass k-pop fans part 5 – determining keys using scales and pitch
Key in music isn’t just one of the guys in SHINee
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Han Seo Hee, let’s be friends
Nobody wants to be Han Seo Hee’s friend – so Kpopalypse steps up!
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Kpopalypse’s mysteries of k-pop: what the fuck is “girl crush”?
…and more importantly, where does one go to get crushed?
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APRIL 2019
QRIMOLE – May 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Kpopalypse assesses street harrasment danger levels in k-pop music videos
K-pop boys stalking young women in music videos is very trendy, but is it dangerous?
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AustralianSana & Kpopalypse – Episode 4
Kpopalypse discusses Australian girl-group concerts, east/west k-pop collaborations and more with K-pop fan and Twitter agitator AustralianSana!
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[EXCLUSIVE] Kpopalypse reveals shocking evidence of r*pe in k-pop
It’s enough to make a k-pop fan feel damn near r*peable.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 43 – Nara, MJRed ft. Trigger, Rana
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – female soloists!
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Kpopalypse is avoiding controversy to receive more love from the public
Disclaimer: reflection period is not specified but may be over by the time you finish reading
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Kpopalypse dreams VI
Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!
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The Kpopalypse 2019 survey of important trufax – THE RESULTS!
Including bonus Tiffany memes!
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QRIMOLE – April 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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MARCH 2019
Important checklist
It’s important.
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The Kpopalypse problematic tweet generator!
Offending k-pop stans has never been simpler or more automated!
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Kpopalypse’s music theory class for dumbass k-pop fans part 4 – simple music reading
All about those dots and lines that you’ve been avoiding learning about.
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A heartfelt pre-emptive eulogy from Kpopalypse just in case one of the k-pop stars involved in the current sex-crime scandal commits suicide
Sometimes the right words are hard to come by. This post has them.
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Help for k-pop fans who just found out that their bias is a dirty rapist
Kpopalypse is here to help you lead a more fulfilling k-pop fan life!
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An open letter from Kpopalypse to the South Korean police
Don’t forget about us k-pop fans, guys!
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POSITIVE post – Seungri
Well, they don’t call his group “LittleBang”, do they.
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QRIMOLE – March 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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FEBRUARY 2019
AustralianSana & Kpopalypse – Episode 3
Kpopalypse discusses k-pop ships, aegyo, Nazis and more with K-pop fan and Twitter agitator AustralianSana!
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The Kpopalypse fan comment generator!
Make your own crazy fan comments with this automated program!
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Kpopalypse’s mysteries of k-pop: How concerned should you be about your favouite k-pop stars?
Disclaimer: I just made all this shit up ahem.
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Kpopalypse’s music theory class for dumbass k-pop fans part 3 – rhythm super-basics
Kpopalypse teaches music theory!
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Oli London
Kpopalypse interviews Oli London, the English k-pop fan who spent $100,000 for plastic surgery to look like his idol, Jimin from BTS!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 42 – Kolavo, Minsu, Yoorae
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – experimental visuals!
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JANUARY 2019
QRIMOLE – February 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Kpopalypse on podcast “Not Your Average Netizens”
If you wanna podcast, Kpopalypse wanna podcast!
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Escape from the Idol Dungeon – an adventure game by Kpopalypse
Can you free the idols from the idol dungeon?
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Kpopalypse’s music theory class for dumbass k-pop fans part 2 – what is music?
Kpopalypse teaches music theory!
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The second Kpopalypse compilation of important Honey Popcorn drama reviews!
Catching up on 2018’s drama output from Honey Popcorn members and ex-members.
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Kpopalypse’s music theory class for dumbass k-pop fans part 1 – what is music theory?
Kpopalypse teaches music theory!
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An important announcement from Kpopalypse about two unrelated matters
They are unrelated. Just like the horse’s head in your bed is unrelated to not liking Crayon Pop.
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Results of the Kpopalypse 2018 end of year list survey!
Kpopalypse’s readers flex their super Boram ESP powers to determine the 2018 favourites and worst of 2018 lists! How close did they come?
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Kpopalypse’s 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2018
Featuring bonus Apink comics!
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This post is intentionally left blank for IU
Online real-estate is a k-pop girl’s best friend
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The 2018 Kpopalypse Awards
What is k-pop without pointless award ceremonies? Kpopalypse is here to meet your special needs!
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QRIMOLE – New Year 2019
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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DECEMBER 2018
KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2018
A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.
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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2018
A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.
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Kpopalypse’s review of 2018’s diarrhoea-slurping Christmas k-pop trash
Kpopalypse listens to 2018’s awful Christmas comebacks, so you don’t have to!
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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2018
Songs from 2018 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.
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Kpopalypse’s stats, metrics and not-so-secret data-hoarding post for 2018
Lots of numbers, links and statistics to satisfy your inner OCD borderline autism.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 41 – Prism, Cherryberry, Flow Sister, ZZbae
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – final collection for 2018!
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Results of Kpopalypse’s predictions for k-pop in 2018 and new super–trufaxual predictions for 2019
Why read the next 12 months worth of trashy k-pop news articles when you can just read this and know it all in advance?
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NOVEMBER 2018
QRIMOLE – Christmas 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Kpopalypse reviews Adelaide’s first Ha-ja K-pop party, November 2018
A k-pop nightclubbing adventure!
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Kpopalypse reviews the drama video career of Moko Sakura
Careful research and scrutiny of the drama legacy of Honey Popcorn member and JAV star Moko Sakura!
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Kpopalypse’s cat reacts to the Longguo scandal
Important cat-related trufax
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Twice “Yes Or Yes” explained – how pro-rape is it, really?
Kpopalypse’s contribution to “overexamining k-pop music videos culture”
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AustralianSana & Kpopalypse – Episode 2
Kpopalypse discusses “cancel culture”, Gfriend and sasaengs with K-pop fan and Twitter agitator AustralianSana!
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A quick survey on the most important things happening in the world of k-pop this week
Featuring NCT balloon-cam
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QRIMOLE – October 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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OCTOBER 2018
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 40 – PNSB, 2Tak ft. Sapo, 7in $cale
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – nu-school rappers!
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Conceptual continuity – explaining the truth of repeating motifs and fan theories in k-pop
Exploring the Looniversal themes of k-pop!
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Stan Loona – or else!
Interactive fiction: how long can you last against a Chuu, hungry for pie?
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Kpopalypse answers: is redvelvet actully witches
Only the most relevant questions are tackled at kpopalypse.com
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[BREAKING] Goo Hara’s sex tape leaked! Many controversy! Much scandal!
This post MRCS
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Celebrating a year of sidebar Kyla
A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Kyla on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months. Kyla from Pristin was replaced with Haseul from Loona on the sidebar after this post.
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QRIMOLE – September 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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SEPTEMBER 2018
AustralianSana & Kpopalypse – Episode 1
Kpopalypse introduces K-pop fan and Twitter agitator AustralianSana and discusses her k-pop background, BTS and frog life!
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The Kpopalypse 2018 survey of caonima action – the results!
Many question, much caonima!
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An important Kpopalypse OH&S compliance announcement (which totally isn’t related to any recent high-profile Korean pop idol controversies)
Warning: GRAPHIC
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If you wanna popcorn, every wanna popcorn
This post might be a bit outspoken, so please read with an open mind
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The TRUE STORY of Hyuna, E-Dawn and CUBE – Article 13 EU compliant edition
Kpopalypse White Coater Comics is back in politically-charged caonima action! Note: some minor censorship
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Kpopalypse presents The V Files Episode 6: stability
What is a “stable singer” and what does that actually mean in today’s Autotune age?
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 39 – Rudyguns, Heynam Sin & Patients, Long Time No Shit
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – punk rock!
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AUGUST 2018
QRIMOLE – August 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Which occlupanid best represents each member of LOONA – a blog post by Kpopalypse
A pure science post! Research courtesy of the Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group (HORG).
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Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Episode 8 – DIA
Not this shit again.
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The Kpopalypse 2018 bias list
Your important update on Kpopalypse’s faves.
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Kpopalypse presents five ways to make the world a better place with k-pop and change.org petitions!
It’s never too late to save the world… from shit music disease.
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The second KPOPALYPSE list of random girls in k-pop who I don’t find very attractive (but you might)
More k-pop girls that Kpopalypse doesn’t give a fuck about. Includes bonus Chaeyeon fanfic!
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Pentagon fancafe’s message from Korean fans to international fans – first draft
Koreans give international fans a lesson in their culture of stupidity.
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Kpopalypse answers: why are most kpop fans fat
Only the most relevant questions are tackled at kpopalypse.com
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JULY 2018
QRIMOLE – July 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 38 – Yoorae, Jjangyou, Itta
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – experimental music!
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[EXCLUSIVE] Kpopalypse recommends that you do NOT stand this PROBLEMATIC k-pop idol!
I like to be positive, but there are some things I just can’t let slide.
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POSITIVE post – Iron
So woke that his name should be “responsibly recycled pot metal”.
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Copy paste these to clear Jimin searches!
kpopalypse is cute kpopalypse is small kpopalypse loves music kpopalypse sings well kpopalypse is kind kpopalypse is smart kpopalypse laugh jimin eye smile kpopalypse is considerate kpopalypse is fierce kpopalypse is ambitious kpopalypse is hardworking RT as much as possible
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Kpopalypse’s 30 worst songs from the Dark Ages of k-pop (pre-2008)
Kpopalypse goes old-school with a list of terribad early k-pop songs!
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The Kpopalypse 2018 Objectification Survey results part 4 of 4 – MOST ATTRACTIVE MEN AND WOMEN in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s most attractive males and females!
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QRIMOLE – June 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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JUNE 2018
The Kpopalypse 2018 Objectification Survey results part 3 of 4 – best FEMALE and MALE LEGS in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female legs!
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Frenchface 2: Rococopropriation
The problematicism continues! A sequel to Why it’s not okay to wear Frenchface (ever)
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The Kpopalypse 2018 Objectification Survey results part 2 of 4 – best FEMALE AND MALE ASSES in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female behinds!
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Blackpink’s “Ddu-du Ddu-du” just reached 63,545,073 views! Here’s how to be a TRUE FAN and get them to 87,582,228 views!
Actually by the time I did this index entry they were already at 122,720,850 views, but it’s the effort that counts, right?
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The Kpopalypse 2018 Objectification Survey results part 1 of 4 – best FEMALE BOOBS and MALE TORSO/ABS in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female upper bodies!
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Kpopalypse answers: has any kpop idol breast slipped out of clothe??
Only the most relevant questions are tackled at kpopalypse.com
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 37 – Trot Girl, Jeon Hae Jin, Ryu Won Jeong
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – more trot music!
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QRIMOLE – May 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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MAY 2018
Kpopalypse reviews the drama video career of Miko Matsuda
Careful research and scrutiny of the drama legacy of Honey Popcorn member and JAV star Miko Matsuda!
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Kpopalypse is quitting feminism
As Han Seo Hee changes from a feminist icon to a post-feminist icon, so does Kpopalypse!
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The Kpopalypse boycott tracker
Which sites are boycotted by Kpopalypse and why?
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STAR DATE #IRENE – special edition
Fiction: an “uncle fan” explores SM Entertainment’s new Red Velvet dating app.
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Kpopalypse answers: do i need a firm breast to be a kpop
Only the most relevant questions are tackled at kpopalypse.com
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Kpopalypse presents The V Files Episode 5: projection
What is a “projected voice” and does k-pop really need it?
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QRIMOLE – April 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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APRIL 2018
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 36 – Ash, Hwado Man, Dahye
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – instrumentals!
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Kpopalypse’s guide to the best erotic computer games if you’re Monsta X’s Wonho
Or: a quick overview of the best porn games I’ve bought with the money gained from selling PUBG loot boxes.
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Using the Mamamoo Number of Trufax to determine how much you should care about k-pop scandals
The trufax is off the charts, and then it’s subtracted from itself.
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All about Kpopalypse and livestreaming
I stream, you scream, we all scream for Kpopalypse livestream!
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Things Kpopalypse likes in music – suspended harmony
J.J. Fux and pole-dancing combined into one glorious post of trufax!
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The Kpopalypse 2018 survey of important trufax – the results!
OCD friendly!
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Kpopalypse’s mysteries of k-pop: how the fuck is Skull not in jail
Reggae in Korea? How is this even possible?
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QRIMOLE – March 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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MARCH 2018
Kpopalypse fashion class – military uniforms
Exploring the science behind military fashion and fapability!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 35 – Mandy, HunnyHunna, Kicksol ft Jay Dope
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – English captions!
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Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Episode 7 – Mamamoo (again)
For fuck’s sake.
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A quick word about what’s actually been happening with k-pop reaction videos being deleted from YouTube
Just on the off-chance that you give a fuck.
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What type of k-pop CEO are YOU?
Kpopalypse helps you choose-your-own k-pop CEO career!
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – UZA
Kpopalypse interviews the independent electronic musician UZA!
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QRIMOLE – February 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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FEBRUARY 2018
Kpopalypse reviews the drama video career of Yua Mikami
Careful research and scrutiny of the legacy of Honey Popcorn member and JAV star Yua Mikami!
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Idol group vs independent group – which is best?
Comparing all the trufax about mainstream vs alternative music careers.
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The seven deadly sins of Kpopalypse advertising policy
Does Kpopalypse accept advertising? The truth revealed!
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Book review: Kidnapped Idol
Does this k-pop romance novel meet required standards?
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Kpopalypse presents the 30 greatest sporting moments in k-pop!
Kpopalypse finally makes peace with sport after all. Spoiler alert: not really.
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Things Kpopalypse dislikes in music – jazz
We all know jazz is morally wrong, but how much is k-pop under threat?
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Products you can buy to support Loona
The Korean military-industrial complex could use your help. Here’s how!
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JANUARY 2018
QRIMOLE – January 2018
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Epsiode 6: Momoland
Not this shit again.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 34 – K2p, BtheJ, Eun U
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – conceptual innovation!
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Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Epsiode 5: Sunmi
Did Sunmi’s awful song plagiarise some other awful song that sounds just like it? Kpopalypse finds out the trufax!
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KLITORIS – evidence of Ryu Hwayoung’s special admission into Kyunghee university
The Kpopalypse Language Interpretation Team Of Ridiculously Important Scandals goes where no other k-pop translation site dares!
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Kpopalypse’s 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2017
Featuring bonus Apink comics!
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The 2017 Kpopalypse Awards
What is k-pop without pointless award ceremonies? Kpopalypse is here to meet your special needs!
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How much can MBK fuck T-ara in the ass? A quick guide to contracts, trademark and performance rights law
Barrister Jiyeon approves of this message.
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DECEMBER 2017
KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2017
A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.
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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2017
A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.
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Kpopalypse’s review of 2017’s anal-felching Christmas k-pop garbage
Kpopalypse listens to 2017’s awful Christmas comebacks, so you don’t have to!
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[BREAKING] Hitomi Tanaka mourns SHINee’s Jonghyun
If you’re the 999,999th person to click this link, you get a free iPhone.
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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2017
Songs from 2017 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.
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Kpopalypse’s stats, metrics and general bullshit slimy data-mining scunge-bucket post for 2017
Lots of numbers, links and statistics to satisfy your inner OCD borderline autism.
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Results of Kpopalypse’s predictions for k-pop 2017 and new super–trufaxual predictions for 2018
Why read the next 12 months worth of trashy k-pop news articles when you can just read this and know it all in advance?
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QRIMOLE episode 16: Park You
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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NOVEMBER 2017
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 33 – Yellowbee, The Veggers, Howayo
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – final Nugu Alert for 2017!
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Kpopalypse presents a classy-sexy Gain retrospective
Looking back on the solo catalogue of the classy-sexy master!
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Things Kpopalypse dislikes in music – R&B
We all know that R&B is trash – but why? This post has the answers!
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Just like TTs – Kpopalypse’s big boobs in k-pop guide part 5
Kpopalypse returns to analyse k-pop idol boobs yet again!
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QRIMOLE episode 15: your number one fan
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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OCTOBER 2017
Why you shouldn’t likey likey “Likey”
Kpopalypse does not likey likey dis or likey likey dat.
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Five Nights At Ailee’s K-pop Vocal Fan Camp 3
Fiction: seven more k-pop vocal analysis hobbyists undergo a positive, life-changing experience.
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Kpopalypse asks: should Siwon’s dog be put down?
Kpopalypse’s cat determines the fate of Bugsy.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 32 – Instar, Midnight Trip, Musicpowder
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – Kyla!
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Kpopalypse’s mysteries of k-pop: Kyla’s weight
Is Kyla really “too fat” for k-pop? Spoiler alert: no, dickhead.
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Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Epsiode 4: Seventeen
Did Seventeen plagiarise some crappy western pop group? Kpopalypse finds out the trufax!
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QRIMOLE Episode 14: burying your bias in the sand
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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Celebrating a year of sidebar Sorn
A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Sorn on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months. Sorn from CLC was replaced with Kyla from Pristin on the sidebar after this post.
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SEPTEMBER 2017
The Kpopalypse 2017 survey of caonima action – the results!
Congratulations to that person who hated my default archives – you’ve found the Kpopalypse index!
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POSITIVE post – Han Seo Hee
Can Kpopalypse stan a drug-taking idol-banging trainee? Spoiler alert: yes!
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Kpopalypse’s KCON Sydney 2017 review
Kpopalypse was invited to KCON to see EXO, Girl’s Day, Victon, Pentagon and SF9 – read all about it here!
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Kpopalypse dreams V
Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!
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How to support your favourite k-pop idols (without supporting their shitty agencies)
Your idol is getting fucked over. How to assist?
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QRIMOLE Episide 13: hugging the elephant in the room of k-pop
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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AUGUST 2017
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 31 – Impro9, Golden Doodle, Sweet Fresh Thrill ft. Serri
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – summer concepts!
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Healthy porn for women – the “cute” concept for k-pop men
A companion post to Healthy porn for men – deconstructing dog-whistle concepts in k-pop.
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The Kpopalypse 2017 bias list
Kpopalypse reworks his bias list for 2017. Is your bias included? I wouldn’t count on it.
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Kpopalypse’s top 30 songs from the Dark Ages of k-pop (pre-2008)
Kpopalypse goes old-school with a favourites list of early k-pop songs!
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Kpopalypse reflects and returns with a more mature image
Cornering that important, neglected “triggered snowflake” demographic.
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The eighth chest – Kpopalypse reviews Girls’ Generation’s “Holiday” and “All Night”
Hacking the Skinner box of k-pop!
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QRIMOLE Episide 12: a date with Jrockalypse
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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JULY 2017
Kpopalypse presents The V Files Episode 4 – don’t hurt that voice!
Is Blackpink’s Rose going to lose her voice by age 30?
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 30 – Novadox, FatalFear, Trash St
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – Flying V guitars!
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POSITIVE post – JYP
Disclaimer: contains no more links to JYP’s plastic pants than absolutely necessary.
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The Kpopalypse 2017 Objectification Survey results part 4 of 4 – MOST ATTRACTIVE MEN AND WOMEN in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s most attractive males and females!
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The Kpopalypse 2017 Objectification Survey results part 3 of 4 – best LEGS in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female legs!
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MY GUITAR IS NOT A COSTUME
How not to be problematic when paying tribute to the musicians you love!
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The Kpopalypse 2017 Objectification Survey results part 2 of 4 – best ASSES in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female behinds!
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QRIMOLE Episide 11: Can Kpopalypse teach a caonima to fish?
More questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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JUNE 2017
The Kpopalypse 2017 Objectification Survey results part 1 of 4 – best FEMALE BOOBS and MALE TORSO/ABS in k-pop
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female upper bodies!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 29 – Lily, Penny, 2wentys
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – reader requests!
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Things Kpopalypse dislikes in music: tropical house
The mysteries of “tropical shithouse” explained!
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The SHINee Ghost Train
Fiction: it’s never a bad time to upgrade your image.
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The Kpopalypse guide to giving less fucks about stupid k-pop shit
Bonus ruining of my reputation with every other k-pop site ever!
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QRIMOLE Episode 10: where there’s a Qri, there’s a mole
More long and tricky questions answered by Kpopalypse!
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MAY 2017
KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Kpopalypse (episode 4)
Kpopalypse is interviewed about dog-whistle messages, k-pop objectification and related topics.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 28: Yu Soliy, Lope, Unfair
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – depression!
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Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Episode 3 – Twice
Examining plagiarism accusations in k-pop media for rare traces of trufax!
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Kpopalypse respects women
Kpopalypse has so much respect to share with you all.
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Kpopalypse (episode 3)
Kpopalypse is interviewed at length about various aspects of the entertainment business, in Korea and elsewhere.
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How to be covered on Asian Junkie, the world’s most true trufaxual k-pop journalism site
Uncovering the best strategies to gain coverage from this k-pop media giant.
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Kpopalypse presents The V Files Episode 3 – rating k-pop idol singers
The trufax about idol vocal rankings is out there!
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QRIMOLE Episode 9: any Qrimole is a goal
More questions and answers with Kpopalypse!
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APRIL 2017
Checking your k-pop privilege with Kpopalypse
This index is a privilege so you should check it often.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 27: Baba, A-Seed, Hint
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – fresh k-pop girl group debuts!
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Kpopalypse’s ultimate spring playlist!
Checking your Northern Hemispherian privilege.
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Melanie Lee (ex-ChoColat)
Kpopalypse interviews Melanie Lee about ChoColat’s story and cross-cultural idol life!
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Kpopalypse fashion class – the boobs-harness
Which k-pop idols meet required standards while wearing leather boob cages?
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The Kpopalypse 2017 survey of important trufax – the results!
Warning: contains venomous snakes.
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QRIMOLE Episode 8: a lesson in aegyo you won’t soon forget
More long-form questions and answers from Kpopalypse!
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Ashley (Ladies Code)
Kpopalypse talks to (presumably) Ashley about road safety, the meaning of life, and chocolate!
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MARCH 2017
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 26: 50kg, Highsoul ft. KissN, Super Baby
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – k-pop heavyweights!
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Betsy reviews: NCT 127 – Limitless
Oppressed writers of other blogsites seek the safe space of Kpopalypse blog!
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Kpopalypse presents The V Files Episode 2 – vocalists vs singers
Kpopalypse weighs in on the most pointless k-pop vocal debate of all time!
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Why it’s not okay to wear Frenchface (ever)
Long-overdue education for problematic k-pop idols who look very cute in berets!
Reddit/TumblrAtRest discussion
Reddit/TumblrInAction discussion
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Kpopalypse film review – International Women’s Day Sohee edition
Reviews of The Wonder Girls Movie, 1st Wonder and Train To Busan.
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QRIMOLE Episode 7: questions resulting in more overly long essays
Got a question for Kpopalypse? Welcome to QRIMOLE!
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Kpopalypse presents The V Files #1 – resonance
Can you handle the trufax about k-pop vocals?
OneHallyu vocals thread discussion
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FEBRUARY 2017
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 25: Bu, Awesome, Hashina
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – more k-pop girl groups!
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Any Armys Here?
This is a story about people who like to waste time. Waste my time, waste your time, waste their time. But time is against them. Time is everyone’s master.
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Kpopalypse’s T-ara victory speech
Many enemies bring much honour!
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Kpopalypse’s 12 steps for coping with k-pop idol group disbandment
Atheists welcome!
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QRIMOLE Episode 6: music lessons
Learn stuff with QRIMOLE!
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JANUARY 2017
A year of Kpopalypse’s cat
The most relevant post you will ever read on Kpopalypse blog.
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The Kpopalypse k-pop lolita-detection quiz of +10 k-pop lolitaness
Featuring bonus gender-inclusive shota content!
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KLITORIS – Sports Chosun journalist of 8 years spills the beans on various k-pop stars
The Kpopalypse Language Interpretation Team Of Ridiculously Important Scandals is translating k-entertainment gossip with rigorous adherence to trufax!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 24: Method, Silent Eye, Manixive
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – extreme metal!
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Kpopalypse’s 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2016
Warning: contains cardigans.
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The Kpopalypse Awards 2016
What is k-pop without pointless award ceremonies? Kpopalypse is here to meet your special needs!
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QRIMOLE Episode 5: down the k-pop rabbit hole
Take the red pill with QRIMOLE!
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DECEMBER 2016
KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2016
A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.
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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2016
A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.
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Kpopalypse’s review of worthless turd-munching Christmas k-pop songs for 2016
Kpopalypse listens to 2016’s awful Christmas k-pop songs, so you don’t have to!
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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2016
Songs from 2016 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.
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A tribute to Anti Kpop-Fangirl
Anti Kpop-Fangirl closes down. May Nayeon continue to vibrate!
Anti Kpop-Fangirl’s goodbye post
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Kpopalypse’s anniversary fun, stats, metrics and data-mining post for 2016
All the numbers, stats and links that your inner OCD k-pop nerd needs!
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So you want to be a k-pop songwriter – Kpopalypse’s 7 steps to certain success*
*success as defined by Wiz Khalifa
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Results of Kpopalypse’s predictions for 2016 and new ultra-trufaxual predictions for k-pop in 2017
Why read the next 12 months worth of trashy k-pop news articles when you can just read this and know it all in advance?
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NOVEMBER 2016
KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Chris P. (Korean Indie)
Kpopalypse talks independent Korean music with the editor at the website Korean Indie!
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QRIMOLE Episode 4: dirty deals done dirt cheap
It’s a long way to the top if you want to follow QRIMOLE!
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Trumpopalypse Now – what does a Trump victory mean for k-pop?
Kpopalypse is building a wall between himself and good taste, and making you pay for it.
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Strike the netizens, save T-ara – navigating Korean article online portals
Only stanning T-ara will reform me.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 23: Yes Man, Seo Hyun Lee, Ryu Man Hyun
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – performers almost as old as Kpopalypse!
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Pump up the pearly volume – big boobs in k-pop part 4
Kpopalypse returns to analyse k-pop idol boobs yet again!
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OCTOBER 2016
QRIMOLE Episode 3: imagine there’s no stupid questions, it’s easy if you try
Imagine all the people, living for today’s episode of QRIMOLE!
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Five Nights At Ailee’s K-pop Vocal Fan Camp 2
Fiction: seven more k-pop vocal analysis hobbyists undergo a positive, life-changing experience.
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Delayed k-pop comebacks – 4 reasons why your bias isn’t coming back anytime soon
Hey Naureen, let’s discuss post removal rates.
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Kpopalypse dreams IV
Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 22: Post Panic, Stellarjet, Club505
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – songs entirely in English!
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Celebrating a year of sidebar Umji
A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Umji on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months. Umji from Gfriend was replaced with Sorn from CLC on the sidebar after this post.
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SEPTEMBER 2016
Kim Hyun Joong celebration post
Let’s celebrate the innocence of SS501’s Kim Hyun Joong!
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Healthy porn for men – deconstructing dog-whistle concepts in k-pop
Kpopalypse doesn’t mind being hated as long as you learn something.
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QRIMOLE Episode 2: money, music, management
More questions about music and the business of idol music making!
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The Kpopalypse 2016 survey of caonima action – the results!
Kpopalypse readers answer 27 questions for your entertainment!
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Kpopalypse explains common song structures in k-pop
The deep psychology of listening to the same shit over and over again with minor variations.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 21: Staz Of Man, Jaywon Jung, Sims
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – film noir style!
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QRIMOLE Episode 1: idol income, success and idol personalities
Questions revealing insight may offend lamers, evidently
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AUGUST 2016
Things Kpopalypse dislikes in music: k-pop ballads
All about Korean pop ballads and why they are cancer.
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Tiffany’s guide to Korean culture and lifestyle
It’s important when travelling to be prepared. Let Tiffany guide you.
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The Kpopalypse 2016 bias list
Kpopalypse reworks his bias list for 2016. Is your bias included? Don’t get your hopes up.
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The Kpopalypse Fandom Insanity Scale
Objective standards for measuring the insanity of k-pop fandoms!
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Hyuna and The Good Fan
Fiction: what does a good Hyuna fan do when there’s only four minutes left?
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JULY 2016
KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Kpopalypse (episode 2)
Kpopalypse is interviewed about the global “Hallyu wave” in k-pop, TV and fashion.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 20: Lim Sehoon, Kim Keunsan, Kim Soonju
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – trot music!
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Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Episode 2 – Gfriend
Examining plagiarism accusations in k-pop media for rare traces of trufax!
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Chad Past: a Chad Future retrospective
Looking back on the MVs of “American k-pop star” Chad Future!
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POSITIVE post – Yoochun (JYJ)
Can Kpopalypse stan the unstannable JYJ alleged rapist without compromising on trufax?
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Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 3 – HOTTEST MALES AND FEMALES in k-pop!
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s hottest men and women!
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Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 2 – BEST FEMALE BOOBS and MALE ABS in k-pop!
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best female and male upper bodies!
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Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 1 – BEST ASSES in k-pop!
Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best asses – male and female!
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JUNE 2016
Honourable and dishonourable mentions from the Golden Age of K-pop (2008-2011)
Songs from 2008-2011 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.
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Kpopalypse’s free legal advice service for k-pop fans!
Need legal assistance? Don’t worry – you’ll be fine!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 19: MFECT, Oriental Showcus, Hexagonal Water
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – outdoor nature vistas!
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The Kpopalypse guide to university life for k-pop fans
Help for the many Kpopalypse readers struggling at university!
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Kpopalypse Caonima Creativity Corner II
Caonimas return with more caonima action!
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Kpopalypse (Kpopalypse)
Kpopalypse is interviewed about k-pop’s community and popularity in Australia.
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POSITIVE posht – Kangin (Super Juniors)
Fuck, so hungover!
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Kpopalypse became prettier
Kpopalypse readers decide the new look of Kpopalypse blog!
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MAY 2016
Skull & Sones
Fiction: do you know what time it is? It’s party time! Let’s go!
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All about _____, ________ and ___ _____ ____
Demystifying the touchy subject of __________, at last!
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The results of Kpopalypse’s music education trufax quiz, featuring AOA!
Over a thousand readers tested their knowledge of music and sound. How well did they do?
Reddit/kpop discussion (before results were posted)
Reddit/kpop discussion (after results were posted)
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Kpopalypse’s handwritten apology letter to Sones for what he did when he was 10
All that guilt, weighing me down. Gosh, it feels refreshing to bare my soul.
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Produce 101 is boring, and so is this post, and so are you
[note: add witty one-line index description here]
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APRIL 2016
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 18: Bloomy, Hady, P.L.O
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – dance practice videos!
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Kpopalypse vs CaptionBot
I am not really confident, but this post looks like someone holding a cell phone, and they seem 🙂
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Things Kpopalypse dislikes in music: Fender Rhodes
The “Fender Rhodes shitball” explained!
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Kpopalypse dreams III
Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!
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Book Review – Singing Is My Life: A Memoir of My Journey from Homelessness to Fame (Sungbong Choi)
Does the book from this Korean viral signing star meet required autobiography standards?
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Results of the Kpopalypse 2016 survey of important trufax!
It’s just like a government census, except that you actually might learn something cool.
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POSITIVE post – Shannon Williams
Kpopalypse’s special need is to make people love Shannon Williams.
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Xiumin and Chanyeol get buckwild (while I watch)
YOU WATCH OUT TOO, AOA JIMIN
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MARCH 2016
POSITIVE post – G.na
If a G.na post can only sometimes be fapped to, it’s a shitty post.
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Sponsors in the k-pop business – the truth revealed!
K-pop happiness is only $83 million away.
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Naino (Nutaz)
Kpopalypse interviews Naino, member of Korean hip-hop duo Nutaz!
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Suzy’s Cuts
Fiction: Anything that happens at Suzy’s Cuts, stays at Suzy’s Cuts.
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Book Review: Prayers For Oppa
Is there any hope for Kpopalypse’s salvation? Spoiler alert: no.
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Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Episode 1: Mamamoo
Examining plagiarism accusations in k-pop media for rare traces of trufax!
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FEBRUARY 2016
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 17: Asian Chairshot, Sever The Ear, Crux
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – hard rock action!
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Visual Dreams – how k-pop markets the idol, not the music
A sequel to “Chocolate Love – marketing 101 for deluded k-pop fans“. Contains goats.
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K-pop identity crisis – how to tell the difference between k-pop stuff with the same name
Are you ready to determine the One True Boram?
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Kpopalypse endorsement test – Jessica vs Taeyeon
The great Jessica/SNSD debate solved once and for all!
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A quick guide to common female k-pop visual concepts
Are there only three concepts used in female k-pop… or 35?
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JANUARY 2016
Things Kpopalypse likes in music: pedal-point harmony
Using the physics of EXO fangirls being slapped to explain music theory.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 16: Hexe ft. Plug Galaxy, Rebro, Kim Doe Hyun
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – plush toys!
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Netizens In Love With Red Velvet’s Adorable Copy-Pasted Behaviour At The “Idol Athletic Championship”
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Stealing Articles.
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The Kpopalypse k-pop music video drinking game
Don’t try this at home. Or anywhere.
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The Art Of Thoughts by Chou Tzuyu
Fiction: the supreme Art Of Thoughts is to subdue the enemy without thinking.
0vershade version (Romanian)
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Kpopalypse’s 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2015
Warning: contains classy-sexiness.
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The Kpopalypse Awards 2015
What is k-pop without pointless award ceremonies? Kpopalypse has your needs covered!
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Guess the 2015 end-of-year best/worst list – survey responses!
What did caonimas think Kpopalypse’s 2015 best and worst picks were going to be? Answers here!
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DECEMBER 2015
KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2015
A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.
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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2015
A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.
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Thoughtless song reviews 2015
Reviews of random 2015 songs for no reason!
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Kpopalypse’s review of 2015’s cunt-gargling Christmas k-pop trash
Kpopalypse listens to 2015’s awful Christmas comebacks, so you don’t have to!
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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2015
Songs from 2015 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.
Honourable mentions YouTube playlist
Dishonourable mentions YouTube playlist
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Kpopalypse prediction results for 2015 and new super-infallible and totally accurate predictions for 2016
Kpopalypse predicts that you will read this post.
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Kpopalypse anniversary celebration and metrics post for 2015
Lots of numbers, links and statistics to satisfy your inner OCD borderline autism. Also, thank-yous!
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Oh My Girl couldn’t enter the USA and neither can you – a quick primer about performing visas
Disclaimer: Kpopalypse is not responsible for the USA’s refusal to grant your visa application if you follow any of the shitty advice in this post
OMG8BR version (Portugese)
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Kpopalypse dreams II
Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!
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NOVEMBER 2015
The Kpopalypse guide to common k-pop logical fallacies
You should like this post, because everybody else does.
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Tips for k-pop v-loggers so they can suck less at life
Or: how to sacrifice some virality now, for more self-esteem later.
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Dara+
Fiction: can a machine be programmed to be smarter than a Blackjack?
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 15: A-Daily, The Starz, Pride Band
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – girl groups!
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Big boobs in k-pop guide part 3 – private parts investigations
Kpopalypse returns again to uncover the mysteries of more of k-pop’s biggest boobs!
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IU’s apology – first draft
IU’s secret draft fell into the hands of Kpopalypse! Thank your lucky stars!
A Beautiful Mess version (Vietnamese)
UaenaBrazil version (Portugese)
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Understanding plagiarism and song ownership issues so you don’t look like a fuckhead on the Internet
IU’s in trouble again, but here comes Kpopalypse with his +4 Rod Of Stanning!
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An introduction to k-pop music genres part 2- more stuff and things
More about k-pop music genres! A companion post to An introduction to k-pop music genres.
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OCTOBER 2015
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 14: Blast, Tina, Blissday
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – outstanding acting skills!
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A short survival guide for American k-pop fans fucked over by YouTube Red
Please put the gun down for a moment and read this important community service announcement.
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Questions and answers about k-pop albums and why they mostly lick balls
If you’ve got questions about k-pop albums, maybe the answer is here!
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Red Pill Qri
If you take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and Qri will show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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Five Nights At Ailee’s K-pop Vocal Fan Camp
Fiction: seven k-pop vocal analysis hobbyists undergo a positive, life-changing experience.
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How to fall out of love with a k-pop idol
Having trouble kicking that addiction to your idol crush? Kpopalypse is here to help!
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Celebrating a year of sidebar Suhyun
A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Suhyun on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months. Suhyun from Akdong Musician was replaced by Umji from Gfriend on the sidebar after this post.
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The Kpopalypse 2015 End Of Year Caonima Activity Survey Results!
What do Kpopalypse readers think about stuff and things? Answers here!
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K-pop life lessons with Kpopalypse – Ailee edition
Learning about the trufax of life, with a little help from Ailee.
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SEPTEMBER 2015
Candy Jelly Hate – understanding k-pop business decisions
Why isn’t your favourite k-pop agency doing what you want at all times?
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 13: pinkfunniAde, Yaya, Nutaz
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – songs I like!
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – DIERGO
Kpopalypse interviews Indonesian independent “k-pop” musician, Diergo.
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POSITIVE post – Siwon (Super Junior)
No, not THAT kind of positive.
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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2012
Reviews of selected good and bad k-pop feature tracks from 2012 to satiate your retro-review fetish!
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The Crayon Pop Twins Identification Test
How to differentiate between Choa, Way, and your corpse floating along a river.
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An introduction to k-pop music genres
Music appreciation studies just got approximately 0.0253% less boring.
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AUGUST 2015
Project Luhan part 3: The Emancipation Of Sasaeng #1064
Fiction: what happens to the fangirls of Project Luhan when their bias leaves EXO?
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Kpopalypse Caonima Creativity Corner!
Kpopalypse highlights gifts, documents and creative works from his lovely readers!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 12: ANDS, LIVE, CO2
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – odd musical choices!
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Why Kpopalypse is often misunderstood by basic bitches
Just another typically offensive, condescending and tryhard Kpopalypse post. Will he ever change?
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Kpopalypse Fashion Class – polka dots
People think I’m being sarcastic but female readers find these bullshit pervy fashion posts of mine useful as fuck.
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Kpopalypse dreams I
Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!
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The KPOPALYPSE list of random girls in k-pop who I don’t find very attractive (but you might)
If people must call me a hypocrite I might as well run with it. Features bonus short Yoona fanfic!
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CAO NI MA FREEDOM CELEBRATION POST
Sulli was looking for freedom… and she found it! Let’s celebrate!
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Vocal fakery – how likely is it in k-pop? Fuckin’ likely.
More about why the obsession with k-pop idols’ voices is pointless.
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JULY 2015
How to determine the trufax of a k-pop idol’s personality
The best techniques for personality analysis of your k-idols rounded up and evaluated!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 11: Joe Rhee, Skolor, GAPP
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – yoloswag style!
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Sulli vs Hwayoung – it’s a difference in determination levels
Kpopalypse is determined to determine determination!
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Haiku Reviews 2 – Kpopalypse has returned – prepare your anus
This review post is / a companion post to / these Haiku reviews
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The K-pop vs Electro-Industrial EPILEPSY MV CHALLENGE
T-ara and Front Line Assembly face off in the battle of the seizure-inducing MVs!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 10: The Solutions, Dramatics, Underdog
Highllighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – camera filters and effects!
KPOPALYPSE NUGU ALERT Episides 1-10 as a YouTube playlist
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JUNE 2015
Tracking k-pop’s musical trends to 2015 – how can k-pop improve?
Look on the bright side, at least Little Psy hasn’t had a comeback yet.
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KPOPALYPSE presents THE GREATEST K-POP ASS MASTERPIECES OF 2015
Kpopalypse asked you to assess 2015’s asses. Here’s the results.
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Kpopalypse’s 8 steps to iljin success for losers like you who should probably be killed
Now accepting bread donations.
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Neil Hannigan (ex-trainee at SM Entertainment)
All the things you wanted to know about being an SM trainee, from someone who’s been there and done that!
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POSITIVE post – Kim Hyun Joong
It’s Sharp Furniture Awareness Week at Kpopalypse!
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Mission: Free Hyunaisaslut57!!!!! (T-ara vs AOA – The Final Fap part 2)
Fiction: can one brave fangirl rescue young male feminist k-pop activists in trouble? A sequel to T-ara vs AOA – The Final Fap.
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MAY 2015
Book Review: Hello, I Love You
Kpopalypse dives into the realm of k-pop themed Young Adult fiction. Will he emerge unscathed?
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Kpopalypse’s 30 worst songs of the Golden Age of K-pop: 2008-2011
A list of the most terribad k-pop songs between 2008 and 2011, with videos.
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The Official Kpopalypse Blackjack Defence Rap Challenge
Now that the smoke has cleared from the Kemy/Blackjack diss war – who won?
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Kpopalypse explains good vs bad production in k-pop
What does “bad production” really mean? Kpopalypse explains, with k-pop examples!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 9: Cupid, In & Choo, Xin Seha
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – budget cinematography!
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POSITIVE POST – Netizenbuzz
Some people think I don’t like comment site Netizenbuzz but it’s not true. I have lots of love for NB, and here’s why.
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Kpopalypse 2015 Survey Of Important Trufax – the results!
Bi-yearly survey results are a thing on Kpopalypse blog.
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APRIL 2015
Kpopalypse Defence League – three benefits of k-pop for international music fans
If k-pop is just like western pop – why listen to it? A companion post to The differences between K-pop and western pop for those too lazy to write their own school essays.
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POSITIVE POST – Jessica (ex-SNSD)
Can you feel the incredible positivity of this post? And if not, are you willing to pay for its removal?
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T-ara vs AOA – the final fap
Fiction: you wanted a sexy fanfiction, you got a sexy fanfiction. Actual sexiness not guaranteed.
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Kpopalypse’s collection of the most common ask.fm questions and answers
Answers to all your most common trivial questions about Kpopalypse!
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The Red Velvet Identification Test
How to tell apart the members in SM’s latest group of cyber-idols? Kpopalypse is here to (attempt to) assist!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert – EXTREME EDITION
How many nugus can a nugu nugu if a nugu nugu’ed nugus?
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MARCH 2015
The Kpopalypse scandal bullshit-detection guide
Helping you separate trufax from fiction.
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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2013
Belated honourable/dishonourable mentions for the 2013 best/worst song lists.
Honourable mentions YouTube playlist
Dishonourable mentions YouTube playlist
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A rap music primer for k-pop fans who haven’t heard Dr. Dre’s “Detox”
AOA’s Jimin knows everything there is to know about rap music. For the rest of us, there’s this post.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 8: Icycider, K-Trance, APLUS
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – drugs!
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How to be a fan of a Korean pop idol
This might seem like painfully obvious stuff but you wouldn’t believe how many people need this advice.
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The Kpopalypse Lexicon
All that confusing Kpopalypse terminology explained. Will you calmly accept?
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Film review: Make Your Move
Sure it flopped, but was BoA and SM Entertainment’s “Make Your Move” any good? Spoiler alert – no.
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FEBRUARY 2015
The Kpopalypse radio show playlist
A (nearly) complete list of all the songs played on the Kpopalypse radio show.
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Kpopalypse Fashion Class – school uniforms
Tips for women on how to optimise a school uniform for maximum boner generation, with k-pop examples!
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Kpopalypse’s netizen comment history and netizen comment translation tool
Are you curious to know what netizens will discuss next? Me neither.
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080-SONE-AWAY – Sone Away Services
Fiction: desperate Sones call for desperate measures.
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Kpopalypse girl group bias list compendium
Kpopalypse likes girls in girl groups, but which girls in which groups and by how much?
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Join Caonimas, the Kpopalypse fandom – or don’t
No really – it’s probably a bad idea.
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JANUARY 2015
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 7: Livii, Black Anvil, Celma
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – female rappers!
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Kpopalypse’s 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2014
Warning: contains classy-sexiness.
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Kpopalypse’s bullying help post for k-pop loving bully victims who are failing at life
Kpopalypse is so nice that not only does he blog for you for free, he’ll even help you with your studies.
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The trufax about nugu song quality domination in k-pop
Nugus did well last year in k-pop – but why? Kpopalypse shows you why it wasn’t coincidence.
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The Kpopalypse 2015 bias list
Kpopalypse reworks his bias list. Is your bias included? Don’t get your hopes up.
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The Kpopalypse Awards 2014
You want awards? Kpopalypse has awards!
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DECEMBER 2014
KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2014
A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.
Asian Junkie edited version in three parts: #30-#21, #20-#11, #10-#1
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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2014
A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.
Asian Junkie edited version in three parts: #30-#21, #20-#11, #10-#1
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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2014
Honourable/dishonourable mentions for the 2014 best/worst song lists… because you asked!
Honourable mentions YouTube playlist
Dishonourable mentions YouTube playlist
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Kpopalypse’s 2014 round-up of dick-sucking Christmas songs
Kpopalypse delivers your Christmas gift – negative, snarky one-paragraph reviews of Christmas trash!
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Chad Future
Kpopalypse’s secret cao ni ma interview squad talks to “American k-pop star” Chad Future!
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Kpopalypse anniversary and metrics post for 2014, plus thank-yous and postcard fun!
Read numbers in a big list! Watch videos! Send a postcard! Be thanked by Kpopalypse! It’s all here.
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Kpopalypse and AKF’s Red Light Mission – parts 1, 2 & 3
Collaborative and extremely bizarre and NSFW fanfiction between Kpopalypse and AKF about f(x)’s “Red Light”. This post links to the original three posts on Anti Kpop-Fangirl.
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Kpopalypse 2014 end of year mega survey – the results!
Important questions about k-pop and life answered by Kpopalypse’s readers!
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Like money – k-pop music video production costs explained
Is the cost of a k-pop music video higher than the cost of brain surgery for k-pop fans who think SM’s box videos are cheap?
Kpop Replay version (Spanish)
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Dr. Strangefap, or: how I learned to stop worrying and love k-pop censorship
Is there a silver lining to k-pop’s moronic and draconian censorship rules? Kpopalypse says yes! Find out why.
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NOVEMBER 2014
Hot sexy man-meat – locating the hottest guys in k-pop!
Restoring gender balance to Kpopalypse blog. Get your fapping hands ready!
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Thoughtful Raina – the meme
What is Raina thinking about while shooting Orange Caramel’s “Abing Abing” MV?
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 6: Atomic Kiz, Hawon, Magic Flow ft Rumble Fish
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – crappy ballads!
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Album rev-ew – F-ve Dolls “F-rst Love”
Kpopalypse f-nally rev-ews a k-pop album – about fuck-ng t-me, hey.
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Kpopalypse’s completely 100% accurate and legit* predictions for the future of k-pop
* Health warning: may contain traces of nuts
Reddit/kpop discussion (August 2015)
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Music business 101 – the real deal for aspiring k-pop stars
Or: how to attempt k-pop stardom without ruining your life in the process.
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K-pop life lessons with Kpopalypse
Can you handle the trufax?
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Cheonsa
Kpopalypse interviews Cheonsa, a young American singer attempting to break into the world of k-pop.
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OCTOBER 2014
Big boobs in k-pop guide part 2: the boobs that Kpopalypse forgot
A sequel to “Bring The Girls Out – a friendly and informative guide to big boobs in k-pop“.
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Celebrating a year of sidebar Eunkyo
A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Eunkyo on the sidebar took you to since the start of 2014. Eunkyo from F-ve Dolls was replaced by Suhyun from AKMU on the sidebar after this post.
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Kpopalypse language class – the Korean alphabet
Learning the Korean language, one collection of K-pop girl pictures at a time.
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Line-up changes and k-pop in 2014 – what’s the big deal?
Member [x] leaves group [y], sues company [z] and Kpopalypse gives [0] fucks. Here’s why.
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Kpopalypse Monopoly
Go directly to Bom. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2012
By popular demand, a belated post of 2012’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.
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SEPTEMBER 2014
This is not a post about Jessica leaving SNSD, so why not just skip it?
Move along Blackjacks, nothing to see here.
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The Block B quantum-multiverse project
To read this fiction: touch the mirror surface for 30 seconds.
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Kpopalypse Ice Bucket Fap Challenge – the complete k-pop girl list
Raise money to fight disease – while fapping AND annoying prudes! It’s a win/win/win.
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11 written-while-taking-a-shit click-bait articles written in the last 72 hours
If you’re the 999,999th person to click on this, you can have my inheritance money.
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Kpopalypse 2NE1 shittiness survey – find the truth!
Sometimes I get lonely with my lack of Blackjack hate mail. This post should fix the problem.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 5: Kisum ft. Risso, 912 Crew, Rok Kiss
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – what actually constitutes a “cheap” MV?
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So you don’t like my bias? Gosh, how interesting.
A short true story about sexual frustration, social knowledge and Raina.
Anti Kpop-Fangirl collaborative version
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Who killed EunB?
Kpopalypse is sad about EunB’s death, but also pissed off. Join him in his search for answers.
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AUGUST 2014
The differences between K-pop and western pop for those too lazy to write their own school essays
If you get busted for plagiarising this article and thrown out of school or Uni, then I guess it sucks to be you.
Moshi Moshi Netizen version (Italian)
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Lizzy Duckface improvement ratio
Do online petitions really work? A companion post to Stop the Lizzy Duckface.
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Sarah Wolfgang/Hanhee (ex-TAHITI)
Kpopalypse interviews Sarah Wolfgang/Hanhee, an ex-trainee with k-pop girl group Tahiti.
Ziodonato.it version (Italian)
Minimeters version (Hungarian)
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Kpopalypse Battle – Park Bom vs Kemy
Kpopalypse throws down on Kemy from A.KOR’s diss against 2NE1’s Bom. FIGHT!
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The classiest and sexiest post that ever was both classy and sexy
What’s “classy sexy”, is it a real thing? And if so, who does it apply to?
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“The male gaze” debunked for k-pop fans
In before your shitty worthless pseudo-feminist blog post about 4Ladies.
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JULY 2014
Kpopaplypse fashion class – horizontal black and white stripes
Someome please alert Eat Your Kimchi’s Martina to this post, thanks.
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Book review: Kpop Now – The Korean Music Revolution
Kpopalypse is taking back book reviews from politically-correct blogsites and making them fun.
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The 7 stages of k-pop fangirl grief
Dodgy psychological help has arrived for your equally dodgy fangirl delusion.
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Sport and k-pop should not mix
Nine almost-irrefutable arguments to help convince you to put that pesky soccer ball away.
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Stage presence – what it is, what it isn’t, and why your bias doesn’t have any
Also – why you shouldn’t give a fuck.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 4: Taibian, Hong So Hee, AB Avenue
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – surrealist romance!
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How drug-fucked is your bias? Drugs, the music business and k-pop
Legal disclaimer: this post is actually a fanfiction.
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JUNE 2014
KPOPALYPSE’s top 30 songs of K-pop’s first golden age (2008-2011)
A list of favourite k-pop songs between 2008 and 2011, with videos.
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Kpopalypse Defence League – Anti Troll Squadron
Companion post to “Kpopalypse Defence League: 3 rounds with k-pop’s haters“.
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Kpopalypse endorsement test: Are Korean actresses ‘on another level’ to K-pop idols?
What do Baskin Robbins ice cream and Crown coffee biscuits tell us about the idol/actress debate?
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Five word k-pop song reviews!
I promised I would do proper reviews but then I posted these and went to get my nails done.
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The official and completely scientific Kpopalypse colour blindness test
Less boring than visiting the optometrist. Also less accurate.
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The ultimate K-POP ASSES – 13 weapons of ass destruction!
The best asses in k-pop, as voted by you, the readers.
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MAY 2014
Why Kpopalypse doesn’t like netizens – the real reason
Flawless like a fucking unicorn.
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Nothing is real – inside instrumental production
Companion post to “Why you don’t sound like an idol – inside vocal production“.
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Quest for Shindong
Fiction: a Shindong fangirl finds herself sexy free and single, but is she ready to bingo with Sunny and Boram?
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EXO bullied Kris out of the group: the ironclad evidence*
A hypothetical demonstration of k-pop “evidences”. You don’t really believe any of it… do you?
Allkpop.ru version (Russian)
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Kpopalypse Defence League: 3 rounds with k-pop’s haters
If you’re struggling for good comebacks against the more articulate k-pop haters, this post is for you.
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The Kpopalypse Guide to Horror Films with T-ara members in them
Reviews of White: Melody Of Death, Ghastly, Death Bell and Death Bell 2: Bloody Camp.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 3 – A-Force, LUMI-L, AshGray ft. Gilme
Highlighting nugus. Theme for this post – crappy dancing!
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April 2014
All about the Kpopalypse radio show
I do a radio show. You could listen to it, if you wanted.
Information in Kpopstarz article
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Pseudo-feminism – how to make k-pop’s “white coater” work for you
How to post overt k-pop fap material and still keep the moral high ground in any argument.
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The Kpopalypse K-pop Press Release Decoder
The hidden language of press releases explained, with several k-pop examples.
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KPOPALYPSE survey – the results!
The results of the April 2014 Kpopalypse survey (now closed).
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6 k-pop idols who look like busty pornstars
Self-explanatory.
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Why you don’t sound like an idol – inside vocal production
A technical post about pop vocal production techniques.
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Cute concepts: the red flag of jism
Exploring the complete lack of difference between cute concepts and sexy concepts.
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March 2014
Way’s Girls
Fiction: Crayon Pop-aligned charity “Way’s Girls” changes lives. Redistribution is coming!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 2: Stay Foolish, Amor Fati, Funny Collection
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – female-fronted rock bands.
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POSITIVE post: 3 people who I like in k-pop right now
Thinking outside the square of popular opinion on Suzy, Sulli and Kim Kwang Soo.
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Stop the Lizzy Duckface
A petition to improve the quality of Lizzy pictures.
Direct link to Change.org petition
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Arcadey
Kpopalypse interviews Jacques Peterson of Arcadey/Popdust/The Prophet Blog.
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Rainaism – join the new religion of k-pop (and give me money)
What’s good for the goose…
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Haiku song reviews – many reviews in one post – can you handle it?
Reviewing k-pop while keeping in mind the maxim “less is more”.
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February 2014
CRAYON PUNK
How Crayon Pop are (kind of) like a punk group.
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“My bias is a true artist, like, OMG”: music production and songwriting credits explained
What artist credits in article and liner notes actually mean, behind the hype.
Allkpop.ru version (Russian)
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Sexy concepts: whore-clicking, or click-whoring? Also Girls’ Generation’s breaking sex controversy revealed!
Sexy concepts and click-whoring in theory, and then in practice.
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I’m in D-D-D-D-Danger – truth, fiction and f(x)
Fiction: Is f(x) really mistreated by SM Entertainment? A fangirl finds out the truth, with the help of a little magic.
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KPOPALYPSE NUGU ALERT – Episode 1: Fresh Boyz, Valiant, Cherry Kim ft. SNK
Highlighting nugu MVs.
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January 2014
BOMDMAS – YG truth formula
Using the power of maths to predict YG’s business decisions.
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The 9 biases of KPOPALYPSE
Answering the important question – who in k-pop does Kpopalypse fap over the most?
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Let’s help KARA have a bright future
Kpopalypse attempts to solve KARA’s lineup difficulties.
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Learning relative pitch – the k-pop way
Music theory class for k-pop fans who need motivation to learn pitching.
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Cao Ni Ma! Song Of The Grass Mud Horse
Short companion post to “Support Freedom, Support Sulli“.
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BRAZZERS
BRAZZERS
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Chocolate Love – marketing 101 for deluded k-pop fans
Where the money goes, and who the real consumers are in the k-pop equation.
Enlarge Your K-pop version (French)
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December 2013
KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2013
A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.
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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2013
A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.
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KPOPALYPSE’s Christmas song roundup 2013
Kpopalypse listens to and rates 2013’s worthless Christmas songs, so you don’t have to.
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KPOPALYPSE’s website search terms for 2013
Observing and responding to Kpopalypse 2013 website statistics for your entertainment.
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Six words that most k-pop fans don’t know how to use
Some overrated cheap flop post that is useless, irrelevant and delusional. Just ignore.
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Bring the girls out – a friendly and informative guide to big boobs in k-pop
A quick guide to busty k-pop girls, features everyone you need to know. Except Yura and Lee Hyori.
Perving On Female K-pop repost (image highlights)
K-POP LivePolska repost (Polish – image highlights and more)
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Project Luhan part 2: The Only Good Sasaeng…
Fiction: sequel to “Sasaeng Control – Project Luhan“.
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November 2013
Okay, so I’ll do another blog about plagiarism, sampling and genre similarity as long as you all promise to STFU about it.
Companion post to “Plagiarism – a primer for k-pop fans and netizen dummies“.
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Go fuck your MAMAs.
All about music award ceremonies and why nobody cares.
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Lightsticks and Sones won’t break my bones: the truth about k-pop black oceans.
How could SNSD keep performing during their 2008 black ocean without bursting into tears?
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I’ll show you… why I don’t like Allkpop.
Allkpop was disliked by many due to releasing nude images of Ailee, but I have my own reasons…
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Sasaeng control – Project Luhan
Fiction: what to do with Exo sasaengs?
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Why are you so stiff about it?
The double-standards of fans and sexuality explored in a post purely made from images and screencaps.
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Equally angsty Koreaboo i-netizen – the meme
Companion post to “Angsty Korean netizen: the meme“.
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October 2013
Plagiarism – a primer for k-pop fans and netizen dummies
How plagiarism works, and how it doesn’t work.
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Dani is a perfect 10
Nobody seems to like T-ara N4’s Dani. Here’s 10 reasons why Kpopalypse is on her side.
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Why the Fapgod has a seat in heaven reserved for IU
Fiction: what’s with all the sexy comebacks lately? Step inside the mind of IU and find out.
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Busker Busker shows that music is not sport. In other news, water is wet.
All about music competitions and why you shouldn’t bother or care.
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September 2013
Pornography and your right to fap: which K-pop idols are dedicated to the cause?
It’s a difference in determination levels.
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Her “talents” are huge – why “MR removed” videos are all bullshit
Sadly, nobody picked up on the Meet The Feebles reference in the title.
PTT BBS summary and discussion (Chinese)
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This little Piggy Doll didn’t go to market
If your online comments say one thing, and your wallet says another, guess which has more influence?
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Fuckin’ mergers – how do THEY work?
Explaining SM/Woollim and every k-pop merger ever with the help of a JYP-esque fictional scenario.
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4Minute in Sydney 1 September 2013: live review
Self-explanatory.
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August 2013
What comes After School? Your education.
The Internet is dumbing down the world, but After School are here to help.
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Your bias gets INFINITE amounts of pussy
How laid are your oppas? Very, very laid.
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Do EXO have the ability to fix up their own batshit crazy fandom? Of course they do.
They have the power. But if not, there’s always Project Luhan.
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T-ae wants some cock……….. tail.
Alerting you to the most fappable k-pop video of 2013. You’re welcome.
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The Crayon Pop fanboy cull
Fiction: it’s a tough life for high-school k-pop fanboys, and Crayon Pop are about to make it even tougher.
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Zen and the art of not being a complete fuckhead, k-pop style
Try it sometime.
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You say “hnnnngh”, I say “haeeeein”
How things get done in k-pop outsourcing-land. Also, Haein’s boobs.
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July 2013
Does your bias use Autotune: or – does a bear shit in the woods?
Autotune is everywhere. Even this post has probably been moved to the nearest correct facts.
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SUPPORT FREEDOM – SUPPORT SULLI
Cao ni ma!
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Confirmation bias 101 for oxygen-wasting k-pop fandoms
Teaching people to think like they’re in the 21st century instead of the Middle Ages.
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T-ara’s “Target” is your boyfriend’s jizz
Fiction: T-ara haters aren’t born, they are made. Here’s how CCM is making them, and also how CCM is unmaking them.
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June 2013
Obligatory k-pop plastic surgery blog post #672
You’ll never call any k-pop idol a “plastic surgery monster” ever again.
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JongKey? Try JongTomi!
The only One True Partnership that matters to Kpopalypse.
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May 2013
The Shure Super 55 microphone test – does your bias fail it? Probably.
You’d think singers would know how to hold a microphone but guess what.
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March 2013
A word about my new blogging gig and rabid k-pop fandoms.
How and why Kpopalypse started blogging for Anti Kpop-Fangirl.
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G-Dragon’s cunty hat and why you shouldn’t be a little bitch about it.
One cunt sticking up for another.
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I did a survey in the Allkpop forums, because I have no life.
Kpopalypse was really bored this day.
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Angsty Korean Netizen: The Meme
Can a Korean netizen, like, for one second, stop being a fuckwit?
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February 2013
KPOPALYPSE drinking game
Kpopalypse promotes responsible alcoh… who are we kidding. Listen to the Kpopalypse radio show and get fucking drunk as shit.
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Let’s go to Sydney and not see a k-pop concert. Also, Sydney k-pop shopping guide.
Where and how to get k-pop in Sydney, Australia.
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January 2013
K-pop? Why?
People are always asking this. Here’s the Kpopalypse answer.
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December 2012
KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2012
A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.
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