The KPOPALYPSE article index

This post is a full index of all current Kpopalypse articles (minus a few minor ones like site update news and the Kpopalypse roundup series) because the default archives weren’t sexy enough.  The index includes all versions that I’ve posted to other sites, or found on other sites, all related discussions I’ve found, and all versions translated into other languages where applicable.   It will be updated every time I post a new blog.  Posts are in reverse chronological order, so new posts will get added to the top of the list.

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If you know of any copies or translated versions of Kpopalypse articles that are not listed here, or spot any broken links, please let me know in the comments below, or via Twitter/ask.fm!

THE KPOPALYPSE ARTICLE INDEX

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MARCH 2017

Why it’s not okay to wear Frenchface (ever)

Long-overdue education for problematic k-pop idols who look very cute in berets!

Reddit/kpop discussion

Reddit/TumblrAtRest discussion

Reddit/TumblrInAction discussion

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Kpopalypse film review – International Women’s Day Sohee edition

Reviews of The Wonder Girls Movie, 1st Wonder and Train To Busan.

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QRIMOLE Episode 7: questions resulting in more overly long essays

Got a question for Kpopalypse?  Welcome to QRIMOLE!

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Kpopalypse presents The V Files #1 – resonance

Can you handle the trufax about k-pop vocals?

Asian Junkie version

OneHallyu vocals thread discussion

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FEBRUARY 2017

Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 25: Bu, Awesome, Hashina

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – more k-pop girl groups!

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Any Armys Here?

This is a story about people who like to waste time.  Waste my time, waste your time, waste their time.  But time is against them.  Time is everyone’s master.

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Kpopalypse’s T-ara victory speech

Many enemies bring much honour!

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Kpopalypse’s 12 steps for coping with k-pop idol group disbandment

Atheists welcome!

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QRIMOLE Episode 6: music lessons

Learn stuff with QRIMOLE!

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JANUARY 2017

A year of Kpopalypse’s cat

The most relevant post you will ever read on Kpopalypse blog.

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The Kpopalypse k-pop lolita-detection quiz of +10 k-pop lolitaness

Featuring bonus gender-inclusive shota content!

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KLITORIS – Sports Chosun journalist of 8 years spills the beans on various k-pop stars

The Kpopalypse Language Interpretation Team Of Ridiculously Important Scandals is translating k-entertainment gossip with rigorous adherence to trufax!

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 24: Method, Silent Eye, Manixive

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – extreme metal!

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Kpopalypse’s 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2016

Warning: contains cardigans.

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The Kpopalypse Awards 2016

What is k-pop without pointless award ceremonies?  Kpopalypse is here to meet your special needs!

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QRIMOLE Episode 5: down the k-pop rabbit hole

Take the red pill with QRIMOLE!

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DECEMBER 2016

KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2016

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

Reddit/kpop discussion

YouTube playlist

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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2016

A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse’s review of worthless turd-munching Christmas k-pop songs for 2016

Kpopalypse listens to 2016’s awful Christmas k-pop songs, so you don’t have to!

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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2016

Songs from 2016 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.

Reddit/kpop discussion

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A tribute to Anti Kpop-Fangirl

Anti Kpop-Fangirl closes down.  May Nayeon continue to vibrate!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl’s goodbye post

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Kpopalypse’s anniversary fun, stats, metrics and data-mining post for 2016

All the numbers, stats and links that your inner OCD k-pop nerd needs!

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So you want to be a k-pop songwriter – Kpopalypse’s 7 steps to certain success*

*success as defined by Wiz Khalifa

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Results of Kpopalypse’s predictions for 2016 and new ultra-trufaxual predictions for k-pop in 2017

Why read the next 12 months worth of trashy k-pop news articles when you can just read this and know it all in advance?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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NOVEMBER 2016

KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Chris P. (Korean Indie)

Kpopalypse talks independent Korean music with the editor at the website Korean Indie!

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QRIMOLE Episode 4: dirty deals done dirt cheap

It’s a long way to the top if you want to follow QRIMOLE!

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Trumpopalypse Now – what does a Trump victory mean for k-pop?

Kpopalypse is building a wall between himself and good taste, and making you pay for it.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Strike the netizens, save T-ara – navigating Korean article online portals

Only stanning T-ara will reform me.

Reddit/T-ara discussion

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 23: Yes Man, Seo Hyun Lee, Ryu Man Hyun

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – performers almost as old as Kpopalypse!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Pump up the pearly volume – big boobs in k-pop part 4

Kpopalypse returns to analyse k-pop idol boobs yet again!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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OCTOBER 2016

QRIMOLE Episode 3: imagine there’s no stupid questions, it’s easy if you try

Imagine all the people, living for today’s episode of QRIMOLE!

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Five Nights At Ailee’s K-pop Vocal Fan Camp 2

Fiction: seven more k-pop vocal analysis hobbyists undergo a positive, life-changing experience.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Delayed k-pop comebacks – 4 reasons why your bias isn’t coming back anytime soon

Hey Naureen, let’s discuss post removal rates.

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Kpopalypse dreams IV

Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 22: Post Panic, Stellarjet, Club505

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – songs entirely in English!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Celebrating a year of sidebar Umji

A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Umji on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months.  Umji from Gfriend was replaced with Sorn from CLC on the sidebar after this post.

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SEPTEMBER 2016

Kim Hyun Joong celebration post

Let’s celebrate the innocence of SS501’s Kim Hyun Joong!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Healthy porn for men – deconstructing dog-whistle concepts in k-pop

Kpopalypse doesn’t mind being hated as long as you learn something.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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QRIMOLE Episode 2: money, music, management

More questions about music and the business of idol music making!

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The Kpopalypse 2016 survey of caonima action – the results!

Kpopalypse readers answer 27 questions for your entertainment!

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Kpopalypse explains common song structures in k-pop

The deep psychology of listening to the same shit over and over again with minor variations.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 21: Staz Of Man, Jaywon Jung, Sims

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – film noir style!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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QRIMOLE Episode 1: idol income, success and idol personalities

Questions revealing insight may offend lamers, evidently

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AUGUST 2016

Things Kpopalypse dislikes in music: k-pop ballads

All about Korean pop ballads and why they are cancer.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Tiffany’s guide to Korean culture and lifestyle

It’s important when travelling to be prepared.  Let Tiffany guide you.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

Reddit/SNSD discussion

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The Kpopalypse 2016 bias list

Kpopalypse reworks his bias list for 2016.  Is your bias included?  Don’t get your hopes up.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Kpopalypse Fandom Insanity Scale

Objective standards for measuring the insanity of k-pop fandoms!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Hyuna and The Good Fan

Fiction: what does a good Hyuna fan do when there’s only four minutes left?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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JULY 2016

KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Kpopalypse (episode 2)

Kpopalypse is interviewed about the global “Hallyu wave” in k-pop, TV and fashion.

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 20: Lim Sehoon, Kim Keunsan, Kim Soonju

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – trot music!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Episode 2 – Gfriend

Examining plagiarism accusations in k-pop media for rare traces of trufax!

Asian Junkie version

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Chad Past: a Chad Future retrospective

Looking back on the MVs of “American k-pop star” Chad Future!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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POSITIVE post – Yoochun (JYJ)

Can Kpopalypse stan the unstannable JYJ alleged rapist without compromising on trufax?

Asian Junkie reaction

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Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 3 – HOTTEST MALES AND FEMALES in k-pop!

Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s hottest men and women!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 2 – BEST FEMALE BOOBS and MALE ABS in k-pop!

Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best female and male upper bodies!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 1 – BEST ASSES in k-pop!

Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best asses – male and female!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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JUNE 2016

Honourable and dishonourable mentions from the Golden Age of K-pop (2008-2011)

Songs from 2008-2011 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse’s free legal advice service for k-pop fans!

Need legal assistance?  Don’t worry – you’ll be fine!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 19: MFECT, Oriental Showcus, Hexagonal Water

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – outdoor nature vistas!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Kpopalypse guide to university life for k-pop fans

Help for the many Kpopalypse readers struggling at university!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Caonima Creativity Corner II

Caonimas return with more caonima action!

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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Kpopalypse (Kpopalypse)

Kpopalypse is interviewed about k-pop’s community and popularity in Australia.

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POSITIVE posht – Kangin (Super Juniors)

Fuck, so hungover!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse became prettier

Kpopalypse readers decide the new look of Kpopalypse blog!

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MAY 2016

Skull & Sones

Fiction: do you know what time it is?  It’s party time!  Let’s go!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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All about _____, ________ and ___ _____ ____

Demystifying the touchy subject of __________, at last!

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The results of Kpopalypse’s music education trufax quiz, featuring AOA!

Over a thousand readers tested their knowledge of music and sound.  How well did they do?

Reddit/kpop discussion (before results were posted)

Reddit/kpop discussion (after results were posted)

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Kpopalypse’s handwritten apology letter to Sones for what he did when he was 10

All that guilt, weighing me down.  Gosh, it feels refreshing to bare my soul.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Produce 101 is boring, and so is this post, and so are you

[note: add witty one-line index description here]

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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APRIL 2016

Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 18: Bloomy, Hady, P.L.O

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – dance practice videos!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse vs CaptionBot

I am not really confident, but this post looks like someone holding a cell phone, and they seem 🙂

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Things Kpopalypse dislikes in music: Fender Rhodes

The “Fender Rhodes shitball” explained!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse dreams III

Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!

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Book Review – Singing Is My Life: A Memoir of My Journey from Homelessness to Fame (Sungbong Choi)

Does the book from this Korean viral signing star meet required autobiography standards?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Results of the Kpopalypse 2016 survey of important trufax!

It’s just like a government census, except that you actually might learn something cool.

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POSITIVE post – Shannon Williams

Kpopalypse’s special need is to make people love Shannon Williams.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Xiumin and Chanyeol get buckwild (while I watch)

YOU WATCH OUT TOO, AOA JIMIN

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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MARCH 2016

POSITIVE post – G.na

If a G.na post can only sometimes be fapped to, it’s a shitty post.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Sponsors in the k-pop business – the truth revealed!

K-pop happiness is only $83 million away.

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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Naino (Nutaz)

Kpopalypse interviews Naino, member of Korean hip-hop duo Nutaz!

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Suzy’s Cuts

Fiction: Anything that happens at Suzy’s Cuts, stays at Suzy’s Cuts.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Book Review: Prayers For Oppa

Is there any hope for Kpopalypse’s salvation?  Spoiler alert: no.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/exchristian discussion

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Kpopalypse Plagiarism Fun Times Episode 1: Mamamoo

Examining plagiarism accusations in k-pop media for rare traces of trufax!

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FEBRUARY 2016

Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 17: Asian Chairshot, Sever The Ear, Crux

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – hard rock action!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Visual Dreams – how k-pop markets the idol, not the music

A sequel to “Chocolate Love – marketing 101 for deluded k-pop fans“.  Contains goats.

Reddit/kpop discussion

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K-pop identity crisis – how to tell the difference between k-pop stuff with the same name

Are you ready to determine the One True Boram?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse endorsement test – Jessica vs Taeyeon

The great Jessica/SNSD debate solved once and for all!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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A quick guide to common female k-pop visual concepts

Are there only three concepts used in female k-pop… or 35?

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JANUARY 2016

Things Kpopalypse likes in music: pedal-point harmony

Using the physics of EXO fangirls being slapped to explain music theory.

Asian Junkie version

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 16: Hexe ft. Plug Galaxy, Rebro, Kim Doe Hyun

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – plush toys!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Netizens In Love With Red Velvet’s Adorable Copy-Pasted Behaviour At The “Idol Athletic Championship”

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Stealing Articles.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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The Kpopalypse k-pop music video drinking game

Don’t try this at home.  Or anywhere.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Art Of Thoughts by Chou Tzuyu

Fiction: the supreme Art Of Thoughts is to subdue the enemy without thinking.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

0vershade version (Romanian)

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Kpopalypse’s 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2015

Warning: contains classy-sexiness.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Kpopalypse Awards 2015

What is k-pop without pointless award ceremonies?  Kpopalypse has your needs covered!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Guess the 2015 end-of-year best/worst list – survey responses!

What did caonimas think Kpopalypse’s 2015 best and worst picks were going to be?  Answers here!

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DECEMBER 2015

KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2015

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

OneHallyu repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

YouTube playlist

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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2015

A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

YouTube playlist

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Thoughtless song reviews 2015

Reviews of random 2015 songs for no reason!

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Kpopalypse’s review of 2015’s cunt-gargling Christmas k-pop trash

Kpopalypse listens to 2015’s awful Christmas comebacks, so you don’t have to!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2015

Songs from 2015 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.

Reddit/kpop discussion

Honourable mentions YouTube playlist

Dishonourable mentions YouTube playlist

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Kpopalypse prediction results for 2015 and new super-infallible and totally accurate predictions for 2016

Kpopalypse predicts that you will read this post.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse anniversary celebration and metrics post for 2015

Lots of numbers, links and statistics to satisfy your inner OCD borderline autism.  Also, thank-yous!

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Oh My Girl couldn’t enter the USA and neither can you – a quick primer about performing visas

Disclaimer: Kpopalypse is not responsible for the USA’s refusal to grant your visa application if you follow any of the shitty advice in this post

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

OMG8BR version (Portugese)

OneHallyu repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse dreams II

Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!

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NOVEMBER 2015

The Kpopalypse guide to common k-pop logical fallacies

You should like this post, because everybody else does.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Tips for k-pop v-loggers so they can suck less at life

Or: how to sacrifice some virality now, for more self-esteem later.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Dara+

Fiction: can a machine be programmed to be smarter than a Blackjack?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 15: A-Daily, The Starz, Pride Band

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – girl groups!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Big boobs in k-pop guide part 3 – private parts investigations

Kpopalypse returns again to uncover the mysteries of more of k-pop’s biggest boobs!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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IU’s apology – first draft

IU’s secret draft fell into the hands of Kpopalypse!  Thank your lucky stars!

Asian Junkie version

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

A Beautiful Mess version (Vietnamese)

UaenaBrazil version (Portugese)

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Understanding plagiarism and song ownership issues so you don’t look like a fuckhead on the Internet

IU’s in trouble again, but here comes Kpopalypse with his +4 Rod Of Stanning!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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An introduction to k-pop music genres part 2- more stuff and things

More about k-pop music genres!  A companion post to An introduction to k-pop music genres.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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OCTOBER 2015

Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 14: Blast, Tina, Blissday

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – outstanding acting skills!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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A short survival guide for American k-pop fans fucked over by YouTube Red

Please put the gun down for a moment and read this important community service announcement.

Asian Junkie version

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Questions and answers about k-pop albums and why they mostly lick balls

If you’ve got questions about k-pop albums, maybe the answer is here!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Red Pill Qri

If you take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and Qri will show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Five Nights At Ailee’s K-pop Vocal Fan Camp

Fiction: seven k-pop vocal analysis hobbyists undergo a positive, life-changing experience.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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How to fall out of love with a k-pop idol

Having trouble kicking that addiction to your idol crush?  Kpopalypse is here to help!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Celebrating a year of sidebar Suhyun

A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Suhyun on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months.  Suhyun from Akdong Musician was replaced by Umji from Gfriend on the sidebar after this post.

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The Kpopalypse 2015 End Of Year Caonima Activity Survey Results!

What do Kpopalypse readers think about stuff and things?  Answers here!

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K-pop life lessons with Kpopalypse – Ailee edition

Learning about the trufax of life, with a little help from Ailee.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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SEPTEMBER 2015

Candy Jelly Hate – understanding k-pop business decisions

Why isn’t your favourite k-pop agency doing what you want at all times?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 13: pinkfunniAde, Yaya, Nutaz

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – songs I like!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – DIERGO

Kpopalypse interviews Indonesian independent “k-pop” musician, Diergo.

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POSITIVE post – Siwon (Super Junior)

No, not THAT kind of positive.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2012

Reviews of selected good and bad k-pop feature tracks from 2012 to satiate your retro-review fetish!

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The Crayon Pop Twins Identification Test

How to differentiate between Choa, Way, and your corpse floating along a river.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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An introduction to k-pop music genres

Music appreciation studies just got approximately 0.0253% less boring.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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AUGUST 2015

Project Luhan part 3: The Emancipation Of Sasaeng #1064

Fiction: what happens to the fangirls of Project Luhan when their bias leaves EXO?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Caonima Creativity Corner!

Kpopalypse highlights gifts, documents and creative works from his lovely readers!

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 12: ANDS, LIVE, CO2

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – odd musical choices!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Why Kpopalypse is often misunderstood by basic bitches

Just another typically offensive, condescending and tryhard Kpopalypse post.  Will he ever change?

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse Fashion Class – polka dots

People think I’m being sarcastic but female readers find these bullshit pervy fashion posts of mine useful as fuck.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse dreams I

Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!

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The KPOPALYPSE list of random girls in k-pop who I don’t find very attractive (but you might)

If people must call me a hypocrite I might as well run with it.  Features bonus short Yoona fanfic!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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CAO NI MA FREEDOM CELEBRATION POST

Sulli was looking for freedom… and she found it!  Let’s celebrate!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Vocal fakery – how likely is it in k-pop?  Fuckin’ likely.

More about why the obsession with k-pop idols’ voices is pointless.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

OneHallyu repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

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JULY 2015

How to determine the trufax of a k-pop idol’s personality

The best techniques for personality analysis of your k-idols rounded up and evaluated!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 11: Joe Rhee, Skolor, GAPP

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – yoloswag style!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Sulli vs Hwayoung – it’s a difference in determination levels

Kpopalypse is determined to determine determination!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Haiku Reviews 2 – Kpopalypse has returned – prepare your anus

This review post is / a companion post to / these Haiku reviews

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The K-pop vs Electro-Industrial EPILEPSY MV CHALLENGE

T-ara and Front Line Assembly face off in the battle of the seizure-inducing MVs!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 10: The Solutions, Dramatics, Underdog

Highllighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this post – camera filters and effects!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

KPOPALYPSE NUGU ALERT Episides 1-10 as a YouTube playlist

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JUNE 2015

Tracking k-pop’s musical trends to 2015 – how can k-pop improve?

Look on the bright side, at least Little Psy hasn’t had a comeback yet.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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KPOPALYPSE presents THE GREATEST K-POP ASS MASTERPIECES OF 2015

Kpopalypse asked you to assess 2015’s asses.  Here’s the results.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Youtube countdown

Reddit/kpopfap discussion

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Kpopalypse’s 8 steps to iljin success for losers like you who should probably be killed

Now accepting bread donations.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Neil Hannigan (ex-trainee at SM Entertainment)

All the things you wanted to know about being an SM trainee, from someone who’s been there and done that!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

Allkpop repost

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POSITIVE post – Kim Hyun Joong

It’s Sharp Furniture Awareness Week at Kpopalypse!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Mission: Free Hyunaisaslut57!!!!! (T-ara vs AOA – The Final Fap part 2)

Fiction: can one brave fangirl rescue young male feminist k-pop activists in trouble?  A sequel to T-ara vs AOA – The Final Fap.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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MAY 2015

Book Review: Hello, I Love You

Kpopalypse dives into the realm of k-pop themed Young Adult fiction.  Will he emerge unscathed?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse’s 30 worst songs of the Golden Age of K-pop: 2008-2011

A list of the most terribad k-pop songs between 2008 and 2011, with videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

Reddit/kpop discussion

Allkpop repost

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The Official Kpopalypse Blackjack Defence Rap Challenge

Now that the smoke has cleared from the Kemy/Blackjack diss war – who won?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

YouTube playlist

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Kpopalypse explains good vs bad production in k-pop

What does “bad production” really mean?  Kpopalypse explains, with k-pop examples!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 9: Cupid, In & Choo, Xin Seha

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this post – budget cinematography!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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POSITIVE POST – Netizenbuzz

Some people think I don’t like comment site Netizenbuzz but it’s not true.  I have lots of love for NB, and here’s why.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse 2015 Survey Of Important Trufax – the results!

Bi-yearly survey results are a thing on Kpopalypse blog.

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hanbokyoonhye320

APRIL 2015

Kpopalypse Defence League – three benefits of k-pop for international music fans

If k-pop is just like western pop – why listen to it?  A companion post to The differences between K-pop and western pop for those too lazy to write their own school essays.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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POSITIVE POST – Jessica (ex-SNSD)

Can you feel the incredible positivity of this post?  And if not, are you willing to pay for its removal?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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T-ara vs AOA – the final fap

Fiction: you wanted a sexy fanfiction, you got a sexy fanfiction.  Actual sexiness not guaranteed.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse’s collection of the most common ask.fm questions and answers

Answers to all your most common trivial questions about Kpopalypse!

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The Red Velvet Identification Test

How to tell apart the members in SM’s latest group of cyber-idols?  Kpopalypse is here to (attempt to) assist!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert – EXTREME EDITION

How many nugus can a nugu nugu if a nugu nugu’ed nugus?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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hanbokdohee320

MARCH 2015

The Kpopalypse scandal bullshit-detection guide

Helping you separate trufax from fiction.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2013

Belated honourable/dishonourable mentions for the 2013 best/worst song lists.

Honourable mentions YouTube playlist

Dishonourable mentions YouTube playlist

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A rap music primer for k-pop fans who haven’t heard Dr. Dre’s “Detox”

AOA’s Jimin knows everything there is to know about rap music.  For the rest of us, there’s this post.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 8: Icycider, K-Trance, APLUS

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this post – drugs!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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How to be a fan of a Korean pop idol

This might seem like painfully obvious stuff but you wouldn’t believe how many people need this advice.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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The Kpopalypse Lexicon

All that confusing Kpopalypse terminology explained.  Will you calmly accept?

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Film review: Make Your Move

Sure it flopped, but was BoA and SM Entertainment’s “Make Your Move” any good?  Spoiler alert – no.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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hanbokhyunyoung320

FEBRUARY 2015

The Kpopalypse radio show playlist

A (nearly) complete list of all the songs played on the Kpopalypse radio show.

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Kpopalypse Fashion Class – school uniforms

Tips for women on how to optimise a school uniform for maximum boner generation, with k-pop examples!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse’s netizen comment history and netizen comment translation tool

Are you curious to know what netizens will discuss next?  Me neither.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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080-SONE-AWAY – Sone Away Services

Fiction: desperate Sones call for desperate measures.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse girl group bias list compendium

Kpopalypse likes girls in girl groups, but which girls in which groups and by how much?

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Join Caonimas, the Kpopalypse fandom – or don’t

No really – it’s probably a bad idea.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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nayeonhanbok320

JANUARY 2015

Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 7: Livii, Black Anvil, Celma

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this post – female rappers!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse’s 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2014

Warning: contains classy-sexiness.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse’s bullying help post for k-pop loving bully victims who are failing at life

Kpopalypse is so nice that not only does he blog for you for free, he’ll even help you with your studies.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The trufax about nugu song quality domination in k-pop

Nugus did well last year in k-pop – but why?  Kpopalypse shows you why it wasn’t coincidence.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Kpopalypse 2015 bias list

Kpopalypse reworks his bias list.  Is your bias included?  Don’t get your hopes up.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Kpopalypse Awards 2014

You want awards?  Kpopalypse has awards!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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hanbokseunghee320

DECEMBER 2014

KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2014

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie edited version in three parts: #30-#21, #20-#11, #10-#1

YouTube playlist

Reddit/kpop discussion

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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2014

A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie edited version in three parts: #30-#21, #20-#11, #10-#1

YouTube playlist

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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2014

Honourable/dishonourable mentions for the 2014 best/worst song lists… because you asked!

Allkpop discussion

Honourable mentions YouTube playlist

Dishonourable mentions YouTube playlist

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Kpopalypse’s 2014 round-up of dick-sucking Christmas songs

Kpopalypse delivers your Christmas gift – negative, snarky one-paragraph reviews of Christmas trash!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

Allkpop discussion

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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Chad Future

Kpopalypse’s secret cao ni ma interview squad talks to “American k-pop star” Chad Future!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse anniversary and metrics post for 2014, plus thank-yous and postcard fun!

Read numbers in a big list!  Watch videos!  Send a postcard!  Be thanked by Kpopalypse!  It’s all here.

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Kpopalypse and AKF’s Red Light Mission – parts 1, 2 & 3

Collaborative and extremely bizarre and NSFW fanfiction between Kpopalypse and AKF about f(x)’s “Red Light”.  This post links to the original three posts on Anti Kpop-Fangirl.

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Kpopalypse 2014 end of year mega survey – the results!

Important questions about k-pop and life answered by Kpopalypse’s readers!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Like money – k-pop music video production costs explained

Is the cost of a k-pop music video higher than the cost of brain surgery for k-pop fans who think SM’s box videos are cheap?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Kpop Replay version (Spanish)

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Dr. Strangefap, or: how I learned to stop worrying and love k-pop censorship

Is there a silver lining to k-pop’s moronic and draconian censorship rules?  Kpopalypse says yes!  Find out why.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

OneHallyu discussion

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gyurihanbok

NOVEMBER 2014

Hot sexy man-meat – locating the hottest guys in k-pop!

Restoring gender balance to Kpopalypse blog.  Get your fapping hands ready!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Thoughtful Raina – the meme

What is Raina thinking about while shooting Orange Caramel’s “Abing Abing” MV?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 6: Atomic Kiz, Hawon, Magic Flow ft Rumble Fish

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this episode – crappy ballads!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Album rev-ew – F-ve Dolls “F-rst Love”

Kpopalypse f-nally rev-ews a k-pop album – about fuck-ng t-me, hey.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse’s completely 100% accurate and legit* predictions for the future of k-pop

* Health warning: may contain traces of nuts

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion (August 2015)

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Music business 101 – the real deal for aspiring k-pop stars

Or: how to attempt k-pop stardom without ruining your life in the process.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

EntAsia repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

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K-pop life lessons with Kpopalypse

Can you handle the trufax?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Cheonsa

Kpopalypse interviews Cheonsa, a young American singer attempting to break into the world of k-pop.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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dalshabhan

OCTOBER 2014

Big boobs in k-pop guide part 2: the boobs that Kpopalypse forgot

A sequel to “Bring The Girls Out – a friendly and informative guide to big boobs in k-pop“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpopfap discussion

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Celebrating a year of sidebar Eunkyo

A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Eunkyo on the sidebar took you to since the start of 2014.  Eunkyo from F-ve Dolls was replaced by Suhyun from AKMU on the sidebar after this post.

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Kpopalypse language class – the Korean alphabet

Learning the Korean language, one collection of K-pop girl pictures at a time.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Line-up changes and k-pop in 2014 – what’s the big deal?

Member [x] leaves group [y], sues company [z] and Kpopalypse gives [0] fucks.  Here’s why.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse Monopoly

Go directly to Bom.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2012

By popular demand, a belated post of 2012’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

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eunhan

SEPTEMBER 2014

This is not a post about Jessica leaving SNSD, so why not just skip it?

Move along Blackjacks, nothing to see here.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Block B quantum-multiverse project

To read this fiction: touch the mirror surface for 30 seconds.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Ice Bucket Fap Challenge – the complete k-pop girl list

Raise money to fight disease – while fapping AND annoying prudes!  It’s a win/win/win.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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11 written-while-taking-a-shit click-bait articles written in the last 72 hours

If you’re the 999,999th person to click on this, you can have my inheritance money.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse 2NE1 shittiness survey – find the truth!

Sometimes I get lonely with my lack of Blackjack hate mail.  This post should fix the problem.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 5: Kisum ft. Risso, 912 Crew, Rok Kiss

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this post – what actually constitutes a “cheap” MV?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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So you don’t like my bias?  Gosh, how interesting.

A short true story about sexual frustration, social knowledge and Raina.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl collaborative version

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Who killed EunB?

Kpopalypse is sad about EunB’s death, but also pissed off.  Join him in his search for answers.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

EntAsia repost

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hanbokminkyung320

AUGUST 2014

The differences between K-pop and western pop for those too lazy to write their own school essays

If you get busted for plagiarising this article and thrown out of school or Uni, then I guess it sucks to be you.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

Moshi Moshi Netizen version (Italian)

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Lizzy Duckface improvement ratio

Do online petitions really work?  A companion post to Stop the Lizzy Duckface.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Sarah Wolfgang/Hanhee (ex-TAHITI)

Kpopalypse interviews Sarah Wolfgang/Hanhee, an ex-trainee with k-pop girl group Tahiti.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

Ziodonato.it version (Italian)

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Kpopalypse Battle – Park Bom vs Kemy

Kpopalypse throws down on Kemy from A.KOR’s diss against 2NE1’s Bom.  FIGHT!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The classiest and sexiest post that ever was both classy and sexy

What’s “classy sexy”, is it a real thing?  And if so, who does it apply to?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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“The male gaze” debunked for k-pop fans

In before your shitty worthless pseudo-feminist blog post about 4Ladies.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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 rainbowjisookhanbok

JULY 2014

Kpopaplypse fashion class – horizontal black and white stripes

Someome please alert Eat Your Kimchi’s Martina to this post, thanks.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Book review: Kpop Now – The Korean Music Revolution

Kpopalypse is taking back book reviews from politically-correct blogsites and making them fun.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The 7 stages of k-pop fangirl grief

Dodgy psychological help has arrived for your equally dodgy fangirl delusion.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Sport and k-pop should not mix

Nine almost-irrefutable arguments to help convince you to put that pesky soccer ball away.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Stage presence – what it is, what it isn’t, and why your bias doesn’t have any

Also – why you shouldn’t give a fuck.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 4: Taibian, Hong So Hee, AB Avenue

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this post – surrealist romance!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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How drug-fucked is your bias?  Drugs, the music business and k-pop

Legal disclaimer: this post is actually a fanfiction.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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aoahan

JUNE 2014

KPOPALYPSE’s top 30 songs of K-pop’s first golden age (2008-2011)

A list of favourite k-pop songs between 2008 and 2011, with videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

Allkpop repost

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Kpopalypse Defence League – Anti Troll Squadron

Companion post to “Kpopalypse Defence League: 3 rounds with k-pop’s haters“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse endorsement test: Are Korean actresses ‘on another level’ to K-pop idols?

What do Baskin Robbins ice cream and Crown coffee biscuits tell us about the idol/actress debate?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Five word k-pop song reviews!

I promised I would do proper reviews but then I posted these and went to get my nails done.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The official and completely scientific Kpopalypse colour blindness test

Less boring than visiting the optometrist.  Also less accurate.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The ultimate K-POP ASSES – 13 weapons of ass destruction!

The best asses in k-pop, as voted by you, the readers.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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qrihan

MAY 2014

Why Kpopalypse doesn’t like netizens – the real reason

Flawless like a fucking unicorn.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Dreamwidth discussion

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Nothing is real – inside instrumental production

Companion post to “Why you don’t sound like an idol – inside vocal production“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Quest for Shindong

Fiction: a Shindong fangirl finds herself sexy free and single, but is she ready to bingo with Sunny and Boram?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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EXO bullied Kris out of the group: the ironclad evidence*

A hypothetical demonstration of k-pop “evidences”.  You don’t really believe any of it… do you?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Allkpop.ru version (Russian)

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Kpopalypse Defence League: 3 rounds with k-pop’s haters

If you’re struggling for good comebacks against the more articulate k-pop haters, this post is for you.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Kpopalypse Guide to Horror Films with T-ara members in them

Reviews of White: Melody Of Death, Ghastly, Death Bell and Death Bell 2: Bloody Camp.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 3 – A-Force, LUMI-L, AshGray ft. Gilme

Highlighting nugus.  Theme for this post – crappy dancing!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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apinkhan

April 2014

 All about the Kpopalypse radio show

I do a radio show.  You could listen to it, if you wanted.

Three D Radio website

Information in Kpopstarz article

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Pseudo-feminism – how to make k-pop’s “white coater” work for you

How to post overt k-pop fap material and still keep the moral high ground in any argument.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Kpopalypse K-pop Press Release Decoder

The hidden language of press releases explained, with several k-pop examples.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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KPOPALYPSE survey – the results!

The results of the April 2014 Kpopalypse survey (now closed).

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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6 k-pop idols who look like busty pornstars

Self-explanatory.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Why you don’t sound like an idol – inside vocal production

A technical post about pop vocal production techniques.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Cute concepts: the red flag of jism

Exploring the complete lack of difference between cute concepts and sexy concepts.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

OneHallyu repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

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crayhane

March 2014

Way’s Girls

Fiction: Crayon Pop-aligned charity “Way’s Girls” changes lives.  Redistribution is coming!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 2: Stay Foolish, Amor Fati, Funny Collection

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this post – female-fronted rock bands.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

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POSITIVE post: 3 people who I like in k-pop right now

Thinking outside the square of popular opinion on Suzy, Sulli and Kim Kwang Soo.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

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Stop the Lizzy Duckface

A petition to improve the quality of Lizzy pictures.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

Direct link to Change.org petition

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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Arcadey

Kpopalypse interviews Jacques Peterson of Arcadey/Popdust/The Prophet Blog.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Allkpop forum repost

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Rainaism – join the new religion of k-pop (and give me money)

What’s good for the goose…

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Haiku song reviews – many reviews in one post – can you handle it?

Reviewing k-pop while keeping in mind the maxim “less is more”.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

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fx5

February 2014

CRAYON PUNK

How Crayon Pop are (kind of) like a punk group.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/Crayon Pop discussion

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“My bias is a true artist, like, OMG”: music production and songwriting credits explained

What artist credits in article and liner notes actually mean, behind the hype.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Allkpop.ru version (Russian)

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Sexy concepts: whore-clicking, or click-whoring? Also Girls’ Generation’s breaking sex controversy revealed!

Sexy concepts and click-whoring in theory, and then in practice.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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I’m in D-D-D-D-Danger – truth, fiction and f(x)

Fiction: Is f(x) really mistreated by SM Entertainment?  A fangirl finds out the truth, with the help of a little magic.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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KPOPALYPSE NUGU ALERT – Episode 1: Fresh Boyz, Valiant, Cherry Kim ft. SNK

Highlighting nugu MVs.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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sandra

January 2014

BOMDMAS – YG truth formula

Using the power of maths to predict YG’s business decisions.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The 9 biases of KPOPALYPSE

Answering the important question – who in k-pop does Kpopalypse fap over the most?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/Crayon Pop discussion

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Let’s help KARA have a bright future

Kpopalypse attempts to solve KARA’s lineup difficulties.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Learning relative pitch – the k-pop way

Music theory class for k-pop fans who need motivation to learn pitching.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Cao Ni Ma! Song Of The Grass Mud Horse

Short companion post to “Support Freedom, Support Sulli“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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BRAZZERS

BRAZZERS

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Chocolate Love – marketing 101 for deluded k-pop fans

Where the money goes, and who the real consumers are in the k-pop equation.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Enlarge Your K-pop version (French)

Reddit discussion

Dreamwidth discussion

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gnahan

December 2013

KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2013

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/Crayon Pop discussion

YouTube playlist

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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2013

A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

YouTube playlist

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KPOPALYPSE’s Christmas song roundup 2013

Kpopalypse listens to and rates 2013’s worthless Christmas songs, so you don’t have to.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

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KPOPALYPSE’s website search terms for 2013

Observing and responding to Kpopalypse 2013 website statistics for your entertainment.

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Six words that most k-pop fans don’t know how to use

Some overrated cheap flop post that is useless, irrelevant and delusional.  Just ignore.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Bring the girls out – a friendly and informative guide to big boobs in k-pop

A quick guide to busty k-pop girls, features everyone you need to know.  Except Yura and Lee Hyori.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Perving On Female K-pop repost (image highlights)

K-POP LivePolska repost (Polish – image highlights and more)

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Project Luhan part 2: The Only Good Sasaeng…

Fiction: sequel to “Sasaeng Control – Project Luhan“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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soohan

November 2013

Okay, so I’ll do another blog about plagiarism, sampling and genre similarity as long as you all promise to STFU about it.

Companion post to “Plagiarism – a primer for k-pop fans and netizen dummies“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Go fuck your MAMAs.

All about music award ceremonies and why nobody cares.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Lightsticks and Sones won’t break my bones: the truth about k-pop black oceans.

How could SNSD keep performing during their 2008 black ocean without bursting into tears?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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I’ll show you… why I don’t like Allkpop.

Allkpop was disliked by many due to releasing nude images of Ailee, but I have my own reasons…

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Sasaeng control – Project Luhan

Fiction: what to do with Exo sasaengs?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Why are you so stiff about it?

The double-standards of fans and sexuality explored in a post purely made from images and screencaps.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Equally angsty Koreaboo i-netizen – the meme

Companion post to “Angsty Korean netizen: the meme“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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iuhan

October 2013

Plagiarism – a primer for k-pop fans and netizen dummies

How plagiarism works, and how it doesn’t work.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Dani is a perfect 10

Nobody seems to like T-ara N4’s Dani.  Here’s 10 reasons why Kpopalypse is on her side.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Why the Fapgod has a seat in heaven reserved for IU

Fiction: what’s with all the sexy comebacks lately?  Step inside the mind of IU and find out.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Busker Busker shows that music is not sport. In other news, water is wet.

All about music competitions and why you shouldn’t bother or care.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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MBLAQ-Hanbok-08

September 2013

Pornography and your right to fap: which K-pop idols are dedicated to the cause?

It’s a difference in determination levels.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube video version

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Her “talents” are huge – why “MR removed” videos are all bullshit

Sadly, nobody picked up on the Meet The Feebles reference in the title.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

Reddit/kpop discussion 2

OneHallyu discussion

PTT BBS summary and discussion (Chinese)

PPT BBS repost (Chinese)

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This little Piggy Doll didn’t go to market

If your online comments say one thing, and your wallet says another, guess which has more influence?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fuckin’ mergers – how do THEY work?

Explaining SM/Woollim and every k-pop merger ever with the help of a JYP-esque fictional scenario.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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4Minute in Sydney 1 September 2013: live review

Self-explanatory.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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herihan

August 2013

What comes After School? Your education.

The Internet is dumbing down the world, but After School are here to help.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Your bias gets INFINITE amounts of pussy

How laid are your oppas?  Very, very laid.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Do EXO have the ability to fix up their own batshit crazy fandom? Of course they do.

They have the power.  But if not, there’s always Project Luhan.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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T-ae wants some cock……….. tail.

Alerting you to the most fappable k-pop video of 2013.  You’re welcome.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Crayon Pop fanboy cull

Fiction: it’s a tough life for high-school k-pop fanboys, and Crayon Pop are about to make it even tougher.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Ilbe repost

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Zen and the art of not being a complete fuckhead, k-pop style

Try it sometime.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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You say “hnnnngh”, I say “haeeeein”

How things get done in k-pop outsourcing-land.  Also, Haein’s boobs.

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f(x) Sulli Chuseok Festival

July 2013

Does your bias use Autotune: or – does a bear shit in the woods?

Autotune is everywhere.  Even this post has probably been moved to the nearest correct facts.

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SUPPORT FREEDOM – SUPPORT SULLI

Cao ni ma!

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Confirmation bias 101 for oxygen-wasting k-pop fandoms

Teaching people to think like they’re in the 21st century instead of the Middle Ages.

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T-ara’s “Target” is your boyfriend’s jizz

Fiction: T-ara haters aren’t born, they are made.  Here’s how CCM is making them, and also how CCM is unmaking them.

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fx4

June 2013

Obligatory k-pop plastic surgery blog post #672

You’ll never call any k-pop idol a “plastic surgery monster” ever again.

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JongKey? Try JongTomi!

The only One True Partnership that matters to Kpopalypse.

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jonghanl

May 2013

The Shure Super 55 microphone test – does your bias fail it? Probably.

You’d think singers would know how to hold a microphone but guess what.

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parkshinye

March 2013

A word about my new blogging gig and rabid k-pop fandoms.

How and why Kpopalypse started blogging for Anti Kpop-Fangirl.

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G-Dragon’s cunty hat and why you shouldn’t be a little bitch about it.

One cunt sticking up for another.

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I did a survey in the Allkpop forums, because I have no life.

Kpopalypse was really bored this day.

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Angsty Korean Netizen: The Meme

Can a Korean netizen, like, for one second, stop being a fuckwit?

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jiyhan

February 2013

KPOPALYPSE drinking game

Kpopalypse promotes responsible alcoh… who are we kidding.  Listen to the Kpopalypse radio show and get fucking drunk as shit.

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Let’s go to Sydney and not see a k-pop concert. Also, Sydney k-pop shopping guide.

Where and how to get k-pop in Sydney, Australia.

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Shindong

January 2013

K-pop? Why?

People are always asking this.  Here’s the Kpopalypse answer.

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eunjungjan

December 2012

KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2012

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

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