Bear witness to the undeniable beauty that is After School/Orange Caramel’s Lizzy.
One of the most attractive women in k-pop, this resource of precious fap material is under threat.
Data collected by independent research shows that at current rates of discovery of new fappable Lizzy pictures, k-pop fans may be past “Peak Lizzy” period.
The cause of this scarcity in quality is clear – “Lizzy duckface”.
Duckface is of course perfectly acceptable and attractive when actually kissing:
However, in increasing quantities the unwelcome presence of duckface poses is ruining otherwise fappable Lizzy selcas.
It’s not just self-taken photos – even official promotional Lizzy photos are not safe from the scourge of duckface.
Behind-the-scenes video footage has also fallen victim to this insidious threat:
Who will protect the impressionable youth of today from the duckfaces of tomorrow?
It must stop.
Just like anyone else looking to bring about any sort of social change in today’s armchair-happy point-and-click age where people are happy to tick a box on a website but couldn’t be bothered to actually do anything away from their computer screen, I’ve made a petition on change.org:
Please sign and share, so we can have more Lizzy pictures like this:
And less like this:
Let’s change the world, k-pop fans – one Lizzy selca at a time.